TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump hates American socialists, but he loves Chinese communists. 1216
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A day without Trump is like a day with fresh air. 0182
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If Trump won’t let ALL news organizations into the White House then NO news organization should report anything Trump says. 090
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If Trump and the Republican-controlled Congress have the money lying around to issue $5,000 checks to every American why not do it NOW? Why wait until AFTER the election? It almost sounds as if the promise for payment in the future is total bullshit. 2103
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why would Donald Trump, who says he is the most physically fit man ever to serve as President, require TWO firefighters to carry him on 9/11? Is he now admitting that even 25 years ago he was a useless fat fuck? 1010418
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Trump said America has more jobs than it’s ever had and people are working more than they ever have. He’s right! Average people have to work 2 or 3 jobs just to stay afloat. 053
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Mr. Spock has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Concert. 0183
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Spirit Airlines has ceased operations, reports highest level of service and customer satisfaction in years. 0131
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The Pope is weak on crime. So are all the priests. They just won’t stop forgiving people! 1152
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Which should concern Christians more, that Trump posted a picture where he looks like Jesus, or that he now claims he’s not aware of what Jesus looks like? 2194
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Looking forward to Trump inviting the Artemis crew to the WH and serving them McDonalds hamburgers and fries. 293
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Trump brilliantly negotiated a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz after some dumbass started a war with Iran and got it closed down. 1296
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026People who said things like this about Charlie Kirk got fired. 13610
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Trump plans to replace TSA agents with ICE agents on Monday. ICE agents were poorly trained to do the job they had, and will be completely untrained to do the job they are being given on Monday. What could possibly go wrong?! 106225
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Know what else is “so easy” and has “so little risk”? NOT starting a war with Iran for no good reason, that’s what. 2279
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Stolen valor.theguardian.comTrump’s DHS pick, Markwayne Mullin, never served in military but talks as if he didOklahoma senator has repeatedly made cryptic claims about ‘overseas’ work and war experience, while refusing to explain them 2118
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026“Donald Trump does not think strategically. Nor does he think historically, geographically, or even rationally.” — Anne Applebaum 2145
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Can you believe that America’s historic allies, after only a year of being ridiculed and threatened by America’s president, are choosing not to help America prosecute a war that America started, which they were not consulted on and did not want? 42611
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Trump says high oil prices “are making us a lot of money.” Who is this “us” of which he speaks? It sure as hell isn’t me or anyone I know! 1146
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The stock market is performing so badly Pam Bondi might release the Epstein Files just to distract our attention. 0103
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I’m glad to see we are fighting in Ecuador now. The war in Iran was getting SO passé. 1274
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026According to Marco Rubio the US attacked Iran not because they were armed and dangerous but because we thought they MIGHT be armed and dangerous, so the US has now become the George Zimmerman of nations. 0236
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The punch card Trump got with his FIFA Peace Prize clearly stated that once he stopped 8 wars he got a free one. 0102
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Pakistan has started bombing Afghanistan so Trump has another opportunity to claim he ended a war that he will claim did not start while he was president. 031
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026“You fat sorry sack of shit, people hate you!” — James Carville, on Donald Trump 0204
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Trump said tariffs brought in $17 trillion. Dividing $17 trillion by the number of people in the USA (345 million) works out to $49,275 per person. I’d like my refund in cash, please. 13310
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If the whole system will collapse if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, then the whole system NEEDS to collapse. 03610
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The Lord forgives most people’s sins, and a high stock market forgives all Trump’s sins. 0111
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026If stocks keep going down, will Pam Bondi finally decide it's worth her time to start looking for pedophiles? 1101
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Republicans everywhere are shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that Trump is a racist. 4152
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Gotta think the next “Blacks for Trump” meeting is going to be pretty awkward. 0102
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026“It’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality.”theguardian.comMelania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of InterestDispiriting, deadly and unrevealing – there is a decent documentary to be made about the former model from Slovenia, but this one is unredeemable 2279
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The reviews of Melania, the movie, are almost as bad as the reviews of Melania, the person. 1306
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Everyone involved with the movie “Ishtar” send sincere thanks and eternal gratitude to Melania Trump for making a movie worse than theirs. 3151
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026At least Melania can rest easy knowing that no one will ever plagiarize her movie. 0204
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Trump looks for new ways to distract attention away from Epstein files. 0137
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Trump used the same design process and construction company as Spinal Tap. 2103
Reposted by TDPattilloDavid Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 23/01/2026ICE bragging about how after the kidnapped a child to use him for bait, they did not kill him. 119434
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Some ask, “Why would he bring a gun to a protest.” The answer is simple: “Because he could.” The NRA, right wing media, gun makers, Republican politicians, and the Supreme Court made sure of that. If they didn’t want him to carry a gun, why did they work so hard to make it legal for him to do so? 612954
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026"All victories against this administration are temporary. It is still headed by a raging, vengeful narcissist and stuffed to bursting with nihilistic shitheels.... But all anyone can do at moments like this is push back, and push back, and push back again.”open.substack.comThe Opposition Is Winning in MinneapolisThe killing of Alex Pretti has forced the White House to retreat. 0135
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026You have the right to keep and bear arms, but if you bring one to a protest ICE can shoot you, even if you have a permit to carry it and never take it out of its holster. And if you make an ICE agent feel threatened he can shoot you even if you don’t have a weapon and don’t do anything threatening. 22411
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Democrats never came for your guns, but Republicans are telling you if you carry a gun in public they can (and probably will) kill you. 35119
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026If ICE is “making America safer” why do I feel LESS safe than I ever have in my own country? 2176
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Democrats have never trampled on gun rights like Republicans are doing now. Carry a gun legally and you get shot by law enforcement! That’s the Republican policy. 55016
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026What’s the difference between ICE and Nazis? Nazis showed their faces. 42817
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026It’s not enough for ICE just to kill you. They feel the need to kill you again and again. 02016
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026To all the MAGAs saying if people would just comply with the authorities they wouldn’t get hurt, please remember your words when we finally pass some common-sense gun-control laws and the authorities come to take your assault rifles. You will meekly comply, right? 0303
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026We keep thinking, “They can’t kill all of us”, but ICE keeps trying to prove us wrong. 091
TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I feel sure the man that ICE murdered today would still be alive if he had just gotten into the boxcar when the Nazis told him to do so. 1219