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@shallowpear.bsky.social
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I left Twitter a long time ago. Hoping to find old friends and make new ones too.

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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, is this thing on?
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
For those not in the know, a large forest fire has burned over 2000 acres.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Hey, if you live in or near the #Waretown #NJ area, please check in. Worried about my fellow Jerseyans.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Rada rada, rada rada.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Yep, still here. Not sure why but, yeah.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
80s child here. I learned about racism directly from my parents and it confused me. So a POC robs you and that means the CONTINENTS OF AFRICA AND SOUTH AMERICA are suspect? Do better. Be better.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
23andme is declaring bankruptcy so i got a great deal on all of your dna samples
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Why is every doctor's scale a fuggin' LIAR?
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If you live in NC, call every Republican politician you know. Call every farmer you know and ask them to do the same When money walks , voters talk. Make sure they know this effects everyone in their town and state www.wunc.org/news/2025-03...
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USDA cancels $11 million in federal funding for North Carolina food banks
The USDA has notified the North Carolina Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services that it would terminate the agreement for the Local Food Purchase Assistance Program, which is one of the progr...
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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a person is holding a pair of scissors in their hand and writing on a blackboard .
ALT: a person is holding a pair of scissors in their hand and writing on a blackboard .
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I doubt that the horse had much air flow and the BO alone would have killed people.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Yup! And many times I can find the same item on a different site for cheaper.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Same, Sophia. Same.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Anyone, ANYONE gives me the line "I'm telling you, you just watch!" I can guarantee they're trying to sell you a half baked idea at best.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Sometimes I lose myself peeling vegetables and before I know it I’ve built a cruck-framed cottage in the West Country with a thatched roof of long straw and a limewashed wall the color of poached salmon
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The first rule of fight club is on Wednesdays we share a secret
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
And not the bathroom mat kind. Wall to wall and PLUSH. There are bacteria colonies around the toilet that are old enough to vote.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gene Hackman auditioned for and almost got the part of Mike Brady in THE BRADY BUNCH. There better be an option in heaven to watch all 117 of those episodes.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I use it as a research tool. I'm looking for a widget or doodad, find the best reviewed one then find the company name and buy it direct from them.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.
A squirrel holds a butter knife covered in a red substance, likely jelly.
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Cats will act as social workers for their own adoption cases. One day they just show up on your doorstep and are like, “You got a cat? No? OK, well you do now. What’s for lunch?”
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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Hey you!
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I’m not doomscrolling I’m just desperately sucking the marrow from the bones of hope
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 22/02/2025
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
David Bowie's "I'm Afraid of Americans" hits different now.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.
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Tess Tickles @titsonthebarbie.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Stick it notes on their nips to remind you they also need attention.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We're going to have to risk a lot more than a little.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Trying to decide how much PTO to set aside this year for the revolution.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I often wonder this. People who survived polio and measles epidemics, fought literal Nazis, and worked tirelessly over the last 75+ years to improve the world only to watch it all be tossed aside by a single man in office.
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TDPattillo @tdpattillo.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
What was the point of winning WWII and the Cold War, just to have Trump give everything away to fascists and Russia?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/02/2025
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm ready to give up on Bluesky. Twitter became too alt right and hate filled but I see similar unhinged viewpoints from people here. Everything Trump says is not the end of the universe; we have to pace ourselves.
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I read this in David Attenborough.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The male of the species now gathers in vast herds for their annual migration across the sprawling plains of CVS parking lots. Thirst and instinct draws them to the narrow confines of card aisles where they will spend seconds choosing just the right sentiment for their mates
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Yes. But they are missing that much of this has to be performative. That’s what Trump is great at and Dems are awful at. You can’t just tell voters , you have to know how to sell voters. Trump gives sales pitches, Dems show charts. One goes viral. The other is ignored and forgotten
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Public school kids running around pronouncing Super Bowl LIX as "Super Bowl Licks".
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/02/2025
Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Legion of Doom Scrollers @shallowpear.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Dear lord, Margaret. At least close your robe!
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The Real Truther @therealtruther.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"The best and the worst thing about vaccination is that it 'makes nothing happen.' A child successfully inoculated against measles doesn’t fall sick with that condition, doesn’t miss school, doesn’t go to the hospital. They don’t suffer life-changing complications. They don’t die prematurely."
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A leading pediatrician was already worried about the future of vaccines. Then RFK Jr. came along
In a new book, pediatric infectious disease specialist Dr. Adam Ratner details the history of measles, a virus that’s often a bellwether for public health disasters.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/02/2025
This is Louis. When he knocked on the bathroom door you said ocupado. But he does not know Spanish. 12/10
a small reddish brown pomeranian peers at you from inside a door he has slightly cracked ajar to see you. his puffy chest fur protrudes out the door slightly and he’s looking at you with wide black eyes and a neutral expression.
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