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Freaky! Outie!

@seramarlowe.bsky.social
304 followers 426 following 927 posts

Hater of describing herself. Way too enthusiastic about stuff you don't care about. Doomed to stay sweet and have a nice summer. #twinja #GoLeafsGo #LongLive

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Brianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was going to wait to put this last new/old piece up in the shop, but, as they say, there's no time like the present! Back by popular demand, for very early shoppers, late-ish shoppers, and everyone in between. www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really wish that piriformis muscles were like your appendix and they could just pop those things out of there when they start bitching.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The refs don't like cat guys.
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harpy @harpy.party · 30/12/2025
the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone please get Marchenko talking about his cat. We need more cat guy Leaf content in the absence of Scotty 2 Laughty.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@stevedangle20.bsky.social needs this bag.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love this time of year where you get to say dumb shit like "Igor Shesterkin has more goals than Matthews or McDavid."
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: (In dire need of sleep, finally drifting off) My Brain: HEY! Hey, what if you DIED? Like, what if you die in your sleep and aren't found for a week? What will the cats do? What if they die of starvation and you're dead, so you can't stop it? We should think about this for a WHILE.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When a car gets all fucked up in a car chase but has to keep chasing anyway: that’s cinema. I know how that car feels. That car and I are comrades.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Steve "Dangle" Glynn @stevedangle20.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Season 20 of LFR begins tonight.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
John Tavares Thumbs Up for Maple Leafs
Alt: John Tavares (Kombucha superfan and clearly the most erotic player for the Toronto Maple Leafs) gives two thumbs up.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Choosin’ Jif
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LEAVE KNIES ALONE
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Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
Alt: Leave Britney Alone meme
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Ken Reid @kennethwreid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I started a new Instagram account @stilllifekitsch if you want to follow and a few designs are up on T-Public. I'll be trying to raise some money in the next month or two for some medical needs Petey has, so if anyone wants to buy a painting, or commission one, let me know.
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🎃 Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
having anxiety:
A sign on a phone pole that says DANGER DUE TO and then doesn't list the reason
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
mr roboto never did shit for me
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please stop telling me what Sam Altman is doing or saying unless he's going to jail or [redacted].
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nooo - you're supposed to KEEP the guys who grew up with Sundin posters on their walls. I know he wasn't great last year, but *everyone* sucked. I hope he clears.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@imtiredthatisall.lol I hope you have a lovely day today for no reason whatsoever. I also hope you can enjoy a bakery item of some sort (also for no reason whatsoever).
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kind of reminding me of that First Round matchup. Where the Leafs were completely dominant against the Senators. Do you guys remember that. When the Leafs dominated and eliminated the Senators
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, I hate waiting for important phone calls with no specific time. Argh.
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Tense Dog Can't Relax
Alt: Tense Dog Can't Relax
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@adamwylde.bsky.social Hey, are you doing a watchalong tonight?
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At the doctor earlier, they called an old guy's name and he stood up and said "It is I!" and I really hope he's as cool as I want him to be.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brb, learning how to sew so I can make myself an entire bodysuit out of lidocaine patches.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please go see @myqkaplan.bsky.social if he's in your area, but be warned: He will make you give yourself an alliterative nickname and mine was terrible. (This is a joke for about 5 of you and Myq Kaplan.)
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*sweating because there’s a police car behind me* They know, they know! They know we’re planning to park at CVS but walk to the used bookstore and then leave without making any purchases at CVS! Forget it, we gotta bail!!
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OMD at the comedy club.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like biscuits are back on the menu, boys! Hell yeah! #LeafsForever
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dungeon crawler karl havoc @krampuslindholm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bink Bonk, Razzy and Snowball of Zazz Blammymatazz will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. Doctor Rockso still remains as Robert Kraft paid him in cocaine
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Brianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
::Reign in Blood plays softly in the distance::
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Landon Sim is such a chirpy little rat and I love him.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sudden NHL 2002 music! 🎶I hear you calling🎶
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vinny Borgini! (Lol)
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big time leafs guy @mostlyleafies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching hockey
Jets player named HeLeafs player named Man
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lol, there is a Winnipeg prospect named He and a Toronto prospect named Man and they were just on the ice together.
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Once again, the Leafs are depriving me of my Todd Crocker fix. I'm so confused about why the prospect games have been on YouTube in the past, but now they're suddenly on the website with geo-restrictions.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Twin Cities music pals! My friend Linnea needs to do an open mic and play her wonderful songs for her TWIN CITIES DEBUT. What’s the best place for her to play in a friendly supportive environment? Singer/songwriter/guitarist! She’s great!
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm so annoyed that they geo-blocked my beloved Todd Crocker away from me. These Sens guys are too normal. #LeafsForever
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 15/06/2023
“Y’know, there was someone else who had long hair and preached love to the world — and he has a lot to say about what’s happening right here, right now. That man’s name was Mike Edwards, lead singer of Jesus Jones”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The software we use at my job has an ad offering free Meta glasses if we upgrade our account to the most expensive tier (lol, we will not be doing that).
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Freaky! Outie! @seramarlowe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol, who could have known the Chipotle on the jeans guy was a piece of shit?
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Using chatgpt is peak coworker behavior
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
what i look like when i try to dress trendy
land of the lost sleestak a brownish lizard humanoid wearing an orange tunic
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