Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'll tell them it's a garbage fucking app, how about that. 0110
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've at some point blocked my hairdresser in a fit of rage because they were emailing all the time, and now I can't see how to unblock them and I even reactivated Facebook and still can't login. I'm so old, just throw me on a bonfire. 040
Reposted by Festive PegRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE 1277272
Reposted by Festive PegPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026going to add a random person's handle to my bio alongside a wedding ring emoji 14021
Reposted by Festive PegLewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A street fountain in Brno. With toads! 🐸 0374
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've left booking hotels and flights until the last minute (because my brain doesn't work) and now they'll cost a fortune 🫠 010
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In primary school one of our teachers did a year's missionary work in Malawi and brought a Malawian man into assembly and told us all how he had been in a cannibalistic tribe. She was quite a serious woman and to this day idk if she was serious. 080
Reposted by Festive PegStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In more enlightened times, people were hanged for this. 0279
Reposted by Festive PegGraveDigger @colinwmd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wait, these are different stories, right? 1228
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I might start calling my legs my "hind legs" for a laugh, idk. 0120
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I have eaten too much lovely foreign muck and now I feel sick and rotund. 170
Reposted by Festive PegActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Omen Pissant United States, Census, 1940 0537
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Apologies, it's Moonraker. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. 6120
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm in a hotel room watching The Spy Who Loved Me on ITV and eating ginger nuts. An incredible start to Saturday. 190
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I've just been made aware that I was never baptised/christened as a child. What the fuck. 8110
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Why are you asking a beautiful young woman about this. Please be serious. 060
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My bus is just sitting in the middle of the road not letting passengers on, and I keep getting asked what's happening as if I know what happening at the best of times. 390
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Your boyfriend posts videos about the Halloween bits they've got in Home Bargains. 190
Reposted by Festive PegEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Tell us something we don’t know your honour 1597104
Reposted by Festive PegTom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Do not look directly at the eclipse, because it's boring af 193
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You didn't know I was absolutely football mad, did you? 080
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I did my first ever football bet and made a lovely £1.50 for my trouble if you must know. 0100
Reposted by Festive PegHuw @followhuw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In 100 years, you'll have been dead for ages and only some nerd doing ancestry dot com will notice you were ever alive let alone have the faintest idea who you were, so many many things don't matter 👍 3254
Reposted by Festive PegAwkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Because they make a big fuss while men just get on with it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukUK weather: Why heatwaves hit women harderExperts are calling for better awareness of the heat-related risks to women and more targeted efforts to protect them. 161
Reposted by Festive PegWardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This would be the worst thing I've seen at a wedding, and I've seen a child set their arm on fire. 36414
Reposted by Festive PegJames @zemblamatic.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Kids are resourceful and will simply move their social media activity to the reviews section of Screwfix after curfew 13811
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I meant to say "good man" to my boss (a lovely man in his 60's) but instead called him a "good boy". This is fine and I definitely won't replay it in my head forevermore. 4170
Reposted by Festive PegGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Might fuck around and reply "this is boring" to every work email today. 2185
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I deliberately avoided saying "came across some tasteful bums" there. 1100
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Browsing a property listing and stumbled upon some tasteful bums for those who like that kind of thing. 060
Reposted by Festive PegShar A @sharal.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Me: top 1% of all vaginas Them: no we meant about the job 0285
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I had somehow forgotten about this dreamboat. Take notes fellas. 2120
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026In the prime of my life (eating garlic crackers in bed). 4110
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 23/04/2026You know when you forget to drink water for about a month and then really *appreciate* it when you have a lovely ice cold glass full? If there's a more pleasurable feeling I don't need to know about it. 2151
Reposted by Festive PegSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 18/01/2025It's pretty much fallen out of fashion now in favour of just saying "at," which I think is a shame, but the Dutch for @ used to be "apenstaartje," which literally translates to "little monkey's tail" As ever, do with this information what you will 1278
Reposted by Festive Pegvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 12/04/2026shining force II, magazine screenshot, mega drive (1995) archive.org/details/mega... 5796266
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 17/04/2026No harm, but at what point did anyone think Sharon Osbourne was an arbiter for good or rational thinking. 371
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Mentally extremely normal thanks, but driven to distraction by these misaligned bullet points. 390
Reposted by Festive PegHex @hexcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉 39156197889
