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Festive Peg

@septicpeg.bsky.social
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Anyone know of a good place I can sell my college textbooks for the most money? I'm poor as fuck
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8 years ago
I would like to know also, I need the money for my dogs Halloween costume
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll tell them it's a garbage fucking app, how about that.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've at some point blocked my hairdresser in a fit of rage because they were emailing all the time, and now I can't see how to unblock them and I even reactivated Facebook and still can't login. I'm so old, just throw me on a bonfire.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe after a wry smile and a knowing chuckle to himself? I like MG, but c'mon man.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Didn't need to be hit in the emotions at this hour on a Saturday 👍
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I couldn't imagine life without mine now #airfryerchat #interesting
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 02/10/2026
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had things to do this afternoon, but I'm watching this on repeat instead 😌
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, I was in a mood 😔
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
going to add a random person's handle to my bio alongside a wedding ring emoji
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I usually reactivate for a nosey every so often but I just know what it'll be at the min 🫠
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The absolute state of this bellend.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now wait a darn second 😤
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm going to be insufferable 🥰
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're both dogshit, so I wouldn't concern yourself with it too much.
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A street fountain in Brno. With toads! 🐸
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've left booking hotels and flights until the last minute (because my brain doesn't work) and now they'll cost a fortune 🫠
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Andy @alreadytaken74.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t stop watching it.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A previous co-worker had the surname Oldman and my brain wouldn't let me pronounce it other than Old Man.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In primary school one of our teachers did a year's missionary work in Malawi and brought a Malawian man into assembly and told us all how he had been in a cannibalistic tribe. She was quite a serious woman and to this day idk if she was serious.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In more enlightened times, people were hanged for this.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My old ass eyes thought he was wearing a waistcoat at first 🙏
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I do have a load of cardboard boxes and I can bring snacks 🤷‍♀️
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday! 💃
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Proteinmaxxing on levels they can't comprehend 💃
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got the last boiled egg pot in Tesco 😏 #girlboss
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
JoJo, this is on main 😮‍💨
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have specifically had Madonna going "...hey Britney..." from Me Against the Music on a loop since the weekend and I'm heading for a breakdown 👍
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The second one 😭 I need it, but know I'd never wear it anywhere.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I pine for mine more than is healthy.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Huwl.
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GraveDigger @colinwmd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wait, these are different stories, right?
A link and picture to an article titled "Monty Don quits Gardeners' World as BBC issues bombshell statement"

Under it is another article titled "TV presenter sentenced to death by hanging"
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I might start calling my legs my "hind legs" for a laugh, idk.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Daily Mail have an article about how he'll cope 🫠 (he'll probably be fine, just a hunch).
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
9 years with this one 🥰 #luckygirl
Email from. Google Maps celebrating our anniversary.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Please don't say these things 🤢
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have eaten too much lovely foreign muck and now I feel sick and rotund.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ears even more spectacular when they were tiny 🥰
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Demented. I love it.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday.
Natalie Harp 'aving a laugh with beloved president Donald Trump.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yaaas! Fab news 💃
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Omen Pissant United States, Census, 1940
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Slop.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Daria Watches the World Burn
ALT: Daria Watches the World Burn
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Omg! I assumed everyone just got done regardless of their parents religious beliefs or lack thereof.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Laser guns galore and my man Jaws.
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've let Alan down 😔
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Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Apologies, it's Moonraker. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
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