Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'll tell them it's a garbage fucking app, how about that. 0110
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Browsing a property listing and stumbled upon some tasteful bums for those who like that kind of thing. 060
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I had somehow forgotten about this dreamboat. Take notes fellas. 2120
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Mentally extremely normal thanks, but driven to distraction by these misaligned bullet points. 390
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 30/03/2026You think this green textured item in my fridge is an avocado, don't you? Pathetic cuck. 6221
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 16/03/2026A lovely co-worker bought me a hamburger toy as a leaving gift? 1120
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I'm very into the autistic ice queen vibes of my current work training module. 140
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 29/01/2026A little office humour for those who need it today. 1504
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It's important to always match your shoes to the floor. 2130
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Neil, they are very literally leaving us at a cemetery. 230
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I tried to find my post from X (long abandoned) that got 12K+, and lo some shit website had stolen it and called me a "fan". Foul. 090
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Free in Greggs if you have the app, fyi. I really am a female boss #alpha #❤️ 271
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Delighted to discover the top wasn't sufficiently on the half-full orange juice bottle I threw into my bag last night #friyay 190
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Outside the local wanky private dentist. Never stop laughing. Never? Until your throat is bleeding and you're in great physical distress? And even then the mirth must continue? 6140
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Some #inspirational #artwork I found for any huns that need it today 🫶 451
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Sending round my little "does anyone need anything added to the stationery order" email, like I'm so important. 190
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Everything's going to shit, but I went to a local hipster florist over lunch and bought a lovely Boston fern. 1190
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 09/09/2025When you make your email nice and passive aggressive, then forget to add the attachment you said you would. 5312
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 02/09/2025My sister kindly sent me some CBD gummies, and I'm a bit frightened of them tbh. 5110
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I have planned my life admin all for today, and I am not pleased to announce it will involve seven separate bus journeys. 070
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I have been harassing this beautiful tripod near work. Look how sick of my shit she is 🫶 4240
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 06/08/2025No, it's cruel to laugh at the stupidity of others. We mustn't do that. 370
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Always the Small Dick Energy cars blocking the footpath innit 👍 040
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 27/06/2025They've done humorous parody songs in work. This one originally by y'know the troubled 80's singer Bob George. 260
Festive Peg @septicpeg.bsky.social · 26/06/2025This has a very different meaning in some circles. 210
