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Michelle Whatever

@sendmeasadsong.bsky.social
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Music enthusiast & greasy food expert. 📍NB, Texas Thirty something. I may or may not respond to your DM 🤷‍♀️

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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 2h
Preferably a woman, but yes.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t want constant attention. I just want the exact amount of attention I have decided is appropriate at any given moment
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i get all the exercise i need by hanging on by a thread
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My mental health keeps cock blocking my weight loss goals
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then Jesus said unto the sick:
The copay is $108
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing but couples and grimy construction workers from out of town on the apps…
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
take big hits, little grasshopper
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
be the easy to her peasy
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No ketchup or pickles 🙏
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Giraffe.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do you think slow pokes are slow at other things too
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 02/10/2026
hi, friends. tomorrow makes 20 months since I was laid off, and I'm still unable to find full-time work. if you or your employer are looking for a software QA engineer, please let me know. money is still very tight. if you'd like to help & can spare it, I am infinitefinite on venmo, paypal & cashapp
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I could go for a cheese based religion.
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Co-star always gets me
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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t rn, casting devious stares
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need this too.
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With all of the cheese! 🧀
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
asshole people say what are you gonna cry about it but id genuinely recommend crying about it sometimes honestly
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love pumpkin spice because it annoys you
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Give me back the fantasy
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just give me allllll the tamales. 🫔
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Caper-Gut 🔞 @capergut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know pumpkin spice is all the rage but like I'm all about the autumn APPLE shit. Apple pie, Apple cider, Spiced apple, Candied apple, Caramel apple, Apple tart, Apple cake- I DON'T CARE WHICH ONE. PUT IT IN ME. NOW.
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peace sign with my urn ✌️
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.
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Cassette Rokhausen XcX ccru/aud.int 🏴 @rokhausen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the fuck you're giving worth the fuck you're getting. -- My Dad
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First breakup, if you can call it that, since the separation from my husband. It’s rough. Rougher than I expected.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Well, that’s the last time I drink THAT much,” she lied.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im well-behaved as fuck, bitch
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My heart feels so heavy.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to give up cake and pastries. The strudel is real.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't bother asking me what time it is. It's nap time. It's always nap time.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is the lesson I’m supposed to learn with this?
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ, my life is falling apart.
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Always so sad on my birthday…
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some people have a way of making our little galaxy feel like the entire universe
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*brings iced coffee to a knife fight*
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(mosh pit) Me: Omg no one move I lost a contact
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just because we’re in a room together doesn’t mean we need to talk.
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Johnny Ghostface 👻 @dubs0203.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🩷
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
overthinking but not in any useful way whatsoever
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HIM: what are you up to? ME: just laying in bed, decomposing HIM: you mean “decompressing?” ME: sure
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tis the dream.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
gosh im so funny its a shame about the deep sadness
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 17/09/2026
Nobody: me when i see a dog:
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyone want to meet up and just scream into the abyss? We can go for tacos after.
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Michelle Whatever @sendmeasadsong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And rice cooker.
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
I would like to know less things.
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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A crude drawing of the devil blowing fire on Nashville
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