Sign in

Brendan Leonard

@semi-rad.com
1K followers 183 following 107 posts

insomniac, writer, artist, dadthlete

PostsRepliesMedia
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 03/06/2026
072
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drake spending two years obsessing about getting owned then finally thinking of a good comeback, stars they’re just like us
4959
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 28/04/2026
one of these works 0% of the time, every time
0142
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 23/04/2026
Only 3 spots remaining in this session of my How To Tell One Story online writing course! Registration closes at 11:59 p.m. April 25 or when all spots are full. If you have done any of the following things (or similar things), we’d love to have you: semi-rad.com/courses/
040
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 02/04/2026
Just write anything. It literally doesn't have to make sense even to you. If you're any good at this, you will be the last person to ever know
9605126
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters with the very best ballplayers they can get
3499089
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 04/03/2026
Tomorrow’s newsletter is about an experiment I’ve been doing with my phone for the past couple months—you can subscribe here to read it on Thursday morning: semi-rad.com/subscribe/
030
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this slack message is a pretty good depiction of what it is like to work with me
31454
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 03/03/2026
I love this, thank you @douglasmack.bsky.social
020
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 17/02/2026
Every year, I teach a writing and trail running workshop with the Freeflow Institute. It's the most fun week of my year, and the 2026 workshop is June 7-12 in Montana. I'm doing an informational livestream and Q&A about it this Thursday: semi-rad.kit.com/321e379c5a
000
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 10/02/2026
at 7:05 a.m. today, I was desperately trying to find the words to answer my 3-year-old's question, "why is that knife sharp?"
030
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
351126541819
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 19/11/2025
work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for
52070144
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 21/10/2025
solid financial tactic here
040
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Answer: No, this has not happened before. (I checked the list of all World Series match-ups)
822231
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
David Roberts @volts.wtf · 17/09/2025
As usual, @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social captures it. "America’s entire power structure has been taken over by the very same sort of dumbasses who have been yelling at all of us on the internet for years."
hamiltonnolan.com
Getting Yelled at By Dumbasses
The defining experience of fascism.
14455102
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
An international incident
There was a shooting yesterday that was one of the
ones that was big enough that we all had to know it
had happened so they sent me out to lower the flag to
half-mast outside work. Half-staff they call it on land
I don’t know. I looked at my phone out of habit on the
way back inside and there was another shooting going
on. A real nasty one it looked like.
It wasn’t immediately clear to me what the protocol
here was supposed to be. If I were meant to put the flag
all the way back up to reset things or lower it halfway
down again still.
They had fired the main flag-knowing guy last
month who had been in the National Guard a hundred
years ago or something and this wasn’t really my job
in the first place but I said I’d do it so I wouldn’t get
fired myself.
I figured I’d be proactive so I lowered it down to
the ground to one-third mast and went back inside
feeling fine about it and none of my bosses seemed to
care and then there was another shooting by the time
I got to my desk.
I went back outside again and lowered it further still.
The next day I came in to work and you won’t
believe what happened.
Now we were in a Zeno’s Paradox–type of a scenario
vis-à-vis the flag height and its approach to the soil.
People inside were debating what the definition of a massshooting was and the managers were getting a little pissy
about how work was being waylaid by all of us streaming
the news on the computer all day. Trying to find out
what kind of guy it was who killed everybody this time.
Everyone hoping it was the other type of guy to balance
it out. Like trading free throws at the end of a close game.
Being sort of new I was left to my own devices so
I went out and lowered the flag halfway closer to the
ground once more.
Probably not worth remarking on what happened
by the time I came in the next morning and the next
one too and just between us I was running out of real
estate there height-wise with the flag so I went around
back to the maintenance area to look for the custodian
but there was some kid there instead who said in
his cockney accent that the guy had been sacked so
I borrowed a shovel from this kid he was an actual
Victorian child with a sooty face smoking a cigar
and everything and went back out to the flagpole and
started digging to give the flag some breathing room
so it would never have to touch the ground which was
considered poor form in the flag community.
I had dug halfway to the molten core by the end
of the next month but on the upside I was bulking up.
The planet itself was spinning on this flag pole’s axis
now. I was going to hoist an upside-down American
flag in a country on the other side of the globe at this
rate. It was going to be a whole international incident.
People were going to get shot over it.
225282
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
before and after: internet
025537
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/12/2024
RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba
9799217
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
169263696772
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 23/07/2025
Most of my experiences with AI thus far are like sitting next to an enthusiastic kid in a high school algebra class who never does the math correctly but won’t stop shouting answers, like, “X equals 37!” No, Richie, it’s 6, please stop interrupting
070
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 17/06/2025
Order by June 30 or live a life of regret: store.dftba.com/products/wha...
071
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 05/06/2025
New York Times, 2025: "The unlikely alliance of two mercurial billionaires deteriorated in remarkably swift and public fashion over the course of a few hours on Thursday, as Elon Musk and President Trump sniped at each other from their own social media platforms"
161
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 02/06/2025
please someone tell me how to disable Gemini
050
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that
3265761025
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Yeah I love creatine! creatine problems for everyone
121449166
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Every book contains a secret and it’s your job to torture this information out of them
734277
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 08/05/2025
This is not professional advice, or non-professional advice, or advice, just some stuff that's worked for me
semirad.substack.com
A Regular Person's Guide To Surviving An Ultramarathon
I'm not a coach, or an expert—just a guy who has survived a few ultramarathon races
0112
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
661190714552
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 09/04/2025
what a fucking dumb shit
4160
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 09/04/2025
perfect, no notes
0121
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 09/04/2025
I mean ...
140
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 04/04/2025
kinda seems like the leopard’s eating everyone’s face then
01267
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Phillip Iscove @pmiscove.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
81459378
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Shea Serrano @sheaserrano.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
so many of val kilmer’s movies also describe him as an actor Real Genius Top Gun The Saint Heat True Romance
1127010
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 02/04/2025
I cleaned my laptop screen and, just, wow
180
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 01/04/2025
art
0203
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
"Empathy is a weakness" crowd is so funny. That's the meaning of life dawg. That's the one great and universal sense of joy. Playboy
13849170
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 21/03/2025
cc @tacobellquarterly.org
poetryfoundation.org
Eulogy for the Cantina on Chapel St. that’s transformed into another…
I feel god in this Taco Bell tonight: Cheese, beans, rice, the witching hour of missing someone.
072
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 21/03/2025
i'm beauty and i'm grace i put coffee in my face
718343
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Please Like Me
theonion.com
Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
1038224093473
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 20/03/2025
hope this helps
open.substack.com
It'll Never Be Enough Until You Decide It's Enough
and by "you," I mean "we"
082
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 06/03/2025
so far I still have all ten toenails but it’s only been six days
semirad.substack.com
Race Report: Motatapu Ultra
I survived the Motatapu Ultra and all I got was ...
1120
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 20/02/2025
hope this helps
pages.semi-rad.com
Reminder To Touch Grass
as they say
1200
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 18/02/2025
Is there a term for a) the chunks of dirty snow/ice that build up on cars just behind the wheels and b) the cathartic and addictive practice of kicking them off?
2130
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
have you???
have you thought about this exception to the generalized factual basis to your joke?!?!?!
221026
Brendan Leonard @semi-rad.com · 12/02/2025
sure, Kendrick vs. Drake has been exhilarating (unless you’re Drake), but let us not forget one of the all-time great rap beefs, Pusha T vs. McDonald’s
060
Reposted by Brendan Leonard
Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
21162143