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Lostcatdog

@lostcatdog.bsky.social
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Former gifted child, current average child

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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 21h
*first breath after coming out of a three year coma* don’t sleep on croutons
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*catching up with an old friend* hi, how are you? Oh, me? Well my brain is still kind of defective, which I apparently need to keep relearning in a seemingly never ending cycle of illusory progress and frustrating reversals!
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wednesdays are quiet on here bc people are too busy standing at the island in their kitchens staring off into space wondering where it all went wrong
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not a huge fan of the DSA but the level of sputtering outrage they create among the gatekeeper class seems like a ringing endorsement to me.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Devastating repost
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Ben Collins O @bencollins.bsky.so... • 35m
It's me!
Peter • @notalawyer.bsky.soc... • 2h must've been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you're dating a bartender who's a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like "you're not gonna believe how ugly this guy is"
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cat Steven’s favorite notebook style? Ooh baby baby it’s a wide ruled
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
For riding or for eating? (Recommended response when someone says they love horses)
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*applies lib balm menacingly*
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m choosing to reject neurodivergence and embrace my identity as a shithead
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think a better question is where HAVEN’T all the cowboys gone
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Found what appears to be part of a snakeskin in my yard last night, maybe 1.5 inches across at widest point? I’m hoping a hawk dropped it mid-snack.
Part of a snakeskin found in my yard
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i'm at the heat wave i'm at the canadian wildfire smoke i'm at the diarrhea lettuce i'm at the combination heat wave canadian wildfire smoke diarrhea lettuce
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
100 years ago.
The klan marching in front of the US Capitol in 1926
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Four house-shaking and frankly terrifying military flyovers in the past half hour. I just hope the most racist Ohio family you've ever met gets a chance to enjoy this before they all pass out from heat exhaustion.
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Ioannis Ziogas @ziogas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers.
NYT headline (July 2, 2026): U.S. Hiring Continues at a Steady PaceNYT headline (July 2, 2024): US Job Growth Extends Streak, but Signs of Concern Emerge.
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’m Congressman Tom Kean and this is Jackass
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They should make a movie where turning into a monster is a metaphor for something
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Everyone is talking about Trump’s mock up arch at the Great American State Fair, so I filmed it from top to bottom and front to back for everyone who can’t see it in person.
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I worked really hard on this and it just sucks to see people I like and respect on here shitting on it. Everyone talks a big game about supporting artists but then they all pile on just to score a few points on the internet. Try creating your own stuff instead of making fun of someone else’s.
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 28/06/2026
Oh cool, we're applying the arguments of the ephebophilia guys to who it's okay to kill.
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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh, this explains the SpaceX IPO
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So much tech innovation ultimately just becomes either pornography or gambling
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Fifth most liked post on Bluesky yesterday. No escaping the fucking AI liars.
A post about a whale escaping a research facility to find its baby.
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The poll results didn’t *exactly* say that I’m also very popular and charismatic but it’s kind of implied
Politics test results showing I’m 83% woke Poll results showing my closest political match is Zohran Mamdani
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
HOW TO LOOK AT ART by Lynda Barry

In the first panel, a dog-headed woman, a mother, looks at a painting in the "Madonna with Baby Jesus" vein. A small blobby child is standing next to her.

Mother: IM NOT SURE HOW TO LOOK AT ART.
Child: WHATS SPOSTA HAPPEN?

In the second panel the dog-headed mother holds up her hands (paws?) trying to explain to the child.

Mother: SOMETHING BIG. A REVELATION.
SUDDENLY YOU JUST UNDERSTAND.

In the third panel dog-headed mother goes back to looking at the painting. The child holds up their arms to be lifted.

Mother: NOT SURE HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
Child: HOW BOUT LIFT ME UP SO I CAN SEE BETTER

In the last panel, the dog-headed mother is holding the child, their position mirrored by the Madonna and baby Jesus in the painting.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 25/06/2026
holy shit doess this mean you'll stop fucking emailing and texting me now, James Carville, because if so OH THANK JESUS
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 24/06/2026
Because the Tea Party was opposing a qualified and reasonable Black Man, while Dem Socialists are challenging centrism--the dominant political ideology of the well-educated and well-compensated.
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Didn’t Brad Lander give Brad Lander a win? Why is it so hard to just report what actually happened
NY Times headline: Brad Lander gives Mamdani a Win in New York House Primary
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Maybe what the reflecting pool, is reflecting? It’s America. #thoughts #thinking
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i don't really know how "the government is sending deportees to dangerous countries on purpose to imprison or kill them" is not a bigger story
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to the dads who may not get the cards, but they'll never take away the kid's likeness
1950s milkman holding up a bottlePool boy skimming the waterUPS guy delivering a packagePlumber holding a wrench
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Whoever had the idea to make the longest day of the year World Giraffe Day - 👏🏻 good job
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Coming down with a cold so I guess I had weird fever dreams last night… woke up with the idea that thinking thoughts in ALL CAPS was somehow giving me superpowers. 🤷🏼
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Severe to moderate plaque psoriasis
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 19/06/2026
Honestly and seriously? Gillibrand should resign.
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It’s post your favorite underrated guitar solo night youtu.be/0B_WsMMl0IE?...
youtu.be
Church On White
YouTube video by Stephen Malkmus And The Jicks - Topic
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*Trump voice* allahu akbar
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Walking into a conference room at a venture capital firm, all I’ve got is a post-it note with the words “AI Hat”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In the meantime, for god's sake, sign up for The Onion while it's on sale. It's $75 for a year's worth of papers. This has been a pain in the ass, and we've gotta pay these lawyers somehow. membership.theonion.com
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Every post on Instagram is like “I like my coffee ONION and my women PANCAKES”
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 18/06/2026
Midjourney abruptly pivoting to medical spas with ultrasonic body scans smells of AI psychosis www.midjourney.com/medical/blog...
midjourney.com
A New Era of Midjourney
A New Era of Midjourney, announcing Midjourney Medical: full-body Ultrasonic CT and the Midjourney Spa.
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How is a baby supposed to get past Hitler’s bodyguards?
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That Matt sees gender so tied into humiliation makes me think that his heel reveal is mostly about his abusive approach to women being outed during peak Me Too, which anyone who cares already knows.
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
In the interest of viewpoint diversity i have decided to hire a cannibal as my child’s nanny
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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
They should try lighting the reflecting pool on fire
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The "we announced a fake peace treaty because it was the head of state's birthday" thing is pure late Roman empire.
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