Reposted by avrilInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4hPaul Giamatti as Jonathan Harker: Ah jeez I’m stuck in the fuckin castle ahhhh jeez he’s climbin the fuckin wall man 06910
Reposted by avrilheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop 162346481
Reposted by avrillauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now 45135391
Reposted by avrilari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you 141692532
Reposted by avrilBruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data, 191096361
Reposted by avrilJames Felix Black @tft.io · 01/10/2026So did you hear about Aella’s sperm ba… You bolt awake; you are not online. It is December 1241, in Karakoram. Ögedei must not drink tonight. The West must burn. 220022
Reposted by avrilvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026things to say to an indie dev where is the 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗵𝘆 can i 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 why isnt being made 𝗼𝗻 𝘂𝗻𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 ive already seen 𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 play it are you going to 𝗽𝗮𝘅 𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁 sell me this 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲 6651131
Reposted by avrilImran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I noticed the other day that my wife (with help from @kamkonek.bsky.social) put this on our car. 338730
Reposted by avrilCinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic 202038428
Reposted by avrilCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026September, but I lost my 45 adapter 15768892542
Reposted by avrilpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Golden Girls still hits 315523
Reposted by avrilBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 25/04/2024Foghorn Leghorn 241977404
Reposted by avrilspooky rachel @introspectre.online · 03/01/2026just spent about 20 minutes trying to track down this video on Instagram 81110278
Reposted by avrilThe Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh one more thing: my roommate is Augustus Gloop. Yeah, from that thing with the crazy guy. He’s really chill but obviously don’t bring it up or anything 122439
Reposted by avrilfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152589303
Reposted by avrilMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276922022
Reposted by avrilAlycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life 23107422681
Reposted by avrilyuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread 1246341728
Reposted by avrilThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136322800
avril @sego.li · 11/09/2026today I'm gonna watch Decalogue X, which means I get to log both that *and* the complete Decalogue. a twofer. a tenfer 030
Reposted by avrilJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/09/2026whenever someone on here complains that an independent creator is charging for their content i’m like “oh there’s a republican who doesn’t know it yet” 51089116
Reposted by avrilSEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 10/09/202620 minute dark world 101447432
Reposted by avrilmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Scrolling through 1000 of these posts in utter bliss rn 11880390
avril @sego.li · 04/09/2026we're getting Rusty's Real Deal Pickleball. I feel deeply that this is true 131
Reposted by avrilKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet. 1155223941
Reposted by avrilpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my insurance no longer covers "psychiatry" but it does come with 15% off my first 3 months of disney+ 1244460
avril @sego.li · 30/08/2026you know how years ago that anonymous op-ed in the NYT had the word "lodestar" in it, and everyone agreed that it was definitely secretly by Mike Pence? the word that's a secret dead giveaway for me is "crestfallen." I love saying that I was crestfallen by bad news 000
Reposted by avrildrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo 268381108
Reposted by avrilTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards. 20100333166
Reposted by avrilScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton on trans rights. God I loved her. 82095561
Reposted by avrilStarbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed: 9465744507
Reposted by avrilKane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon 2661281779
Reposted by avrilmeys @meysq.com · 23/08/2026popcorn bucket for the 20th anniversary of Cars 2 should be a can of beans 061
Reposted by avrilbrendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 22/08/2026ME: Oh, silly me! I was playing Big Walk that night. It's sort of a multiplayer ... puzzle solving game? On an island? I was headed back on my own to blue tower with a bloobo and got lost in the dark for a while. It's pretty easy to do if you don't have a light source. COLUMBO: Is that right? 2525
Reposted by avrilJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room 493139681
Reposted by avrilLouie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026nirvanna the band the show the fanart 113945742
Reposted by avrilJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 20/08/2026Sometimes it's hard to gauge how much a game will remain (and remain, and remain) important immediately after playing it. I'm confident now — 1000xRESIST remains. 19890131
Reposted by avrilheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 20/08/2026i have done what many said is impossible. i have made an order guide for playing the entire kingdom hearts series, for normal people. i hope this can be a helpful resource to at least one person out there:docs.google.comKingdom Hearts: Normal Person OrderNormal Person Order A complete guide for the entire Kingdom Hearts series, in release order, as simply as possible, without missing anything. by headfallsoff Introduction It may feel intimidating to... 1102219798
Reposted by avrilustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026They do NOT make prayer books like they used to 13903252
Reposted by avrilCarli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 19/08/2026Saw this while thumbing through the random @theonion.com omnibus I own because it has issues from 9/11. So that first bulletpoint is killing me. theonion.com/the-new-star... 1133
Reposted by avriliucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay, 218104072356
