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Scrimmyscrim

@scrimmyscrim.bsky.social
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I draw nonsense for fun. Sometimes, I get paid for it. linktr.ee/ScrimmyScrim

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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 16h
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
An important PSA from Batman
a redraw of a the iconic panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, in which Batman breaks a gun in half, and says "this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it"

In my version, he is breaking the Inktober logo.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Back on my doodle nonsense
Ink doodle of a banana, car, heart, monster (his name is Caesar) a cup?, a cloud thing. I don't know... I just draw this stuff.Doodles of random monsters and a clock thing. It looks like a child drew it but I am an old.... practically dust.Doodle of pills, a needle, a bottle and some jar things... I honestly have no idea what is happening here. I drew it during a meeting that should have been an email.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lake Ontario
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Still listening to All Them Witches more than anything else lately. This whole performance is brilliant. I might be obsessed.
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I have zero patience for people who are like “oh but I’m SUCH a perfectionist, I can’t stand to write anything that isn’t flawless” cowboy up bitch. That’s just ego.
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I did an exercise where you scribble all over a page and find characters or objects in the madness. I am not sure what the results say about my brain but it was fun!
Creatures found from the scribbles on the other photo. 
1: a little lizard character. 
2: a bear? skull? i don't know thing with a party hat and one ear on the top of its head.
3: a fish giving sad eyes and hoping for treats in the water.
4: an octopus, probably. 
All ink style in greys and blacks.A bunch of abstract scribbles on a page.
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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
4 panel comic 

Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow.
Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life.
Phone: I’m leaving you

Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU?

Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless…

Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A tiny bird drawing. Pen for scale. Used Sharpie markers.
A small drawing of a bird on a branch pondering how much it hates AI slop and all those who use it. Also, what it wants to have for lunch.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 12/08/2026
not safe for wildlife #art #sharks
comic of a shark riding a computer chair, they start to fall, and the chair breaks into pieces
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm late to the party but All Them Witches is my favorite thing musically lately. youtu.be/oI8myAraUw0?...
youtu.be
All Them Witches - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I put a Spotify code on my rear window. Today, at a red light, I saw someone take a photo of it and proceed to laugh their a** off. This is what the code plays. 🦭
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/07/2026
Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just a normal conversation between friends living in different states.
Conversation between friends.
S: How is your air?  Our skies looked like the filter people use when they film Mexico. We have blue again right now but it's already getting pretty yellow out.
K: Very smokey today! We're not at threat level Mexico but we do look like The Morning After The Aliens Arrived
S: HAHAHAHAHA!  We are currently between The Morning After Aliens Arrived and Mexico with full Mexico possibly Mars in the forecast.
I can smell smoke but am not wearing a respirator yet.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Great job 👏
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I guess you could say McConnell is— Mitching In Action 😎
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.
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m @mjjii.com · 05/07/2026
digital art. a giant fish emerging from an alley or something in a small city’s downtown
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
<ahem>
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Good friend
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
golf is all like i want to wear weird pants and assault some eggs but hockey is like i want to give this frozen hamburger to my teammates bc i love them.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cozy horror Jekyll and Hyde, except it's Jekyll taking edibles and turning into a laid back extrovert. He has a whole second life where he's just a fun chill guy with a bunch of friends. He's the best man at weddings. He gives the best gifts. Jekyll has no idea.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
please enjoy 30 seconds of Adonis making biscuits in front of the air conditioner
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Rude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Reviving my pinned tweet
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
AI slop is terrible, but when bands use it for their album covers I want to scream. You think AI isn't coming for you, too? Treat artists better because you're next, you losers. Also, it could be the best music you've ever released and I will never buy or listen to it because you suck.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
possibly better than the original
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FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Comic Artist Overjoyed To Learn Their Work Reminds You Of Past Creator They’ve Never Heard Of
Dark skinned woman with long braids in "thanks" hand pose, smiling
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
MICK JAGGER: hey you, get off of my cloud GRUMPY BEAR OF THE CARE BEARS: [turns around] the fuck did you just say
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Rude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
YouTubers be like, "This video is brought to you by today's sponsor, Manscaped. Before we talk gaming tips, I want you to spend 90 uncomfortable seconds thinking about my balls."
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A Xenomorph takes a bubbly bath in their very mundane bathroom. 

#toyphotography
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Tristan Elwell @tristanelwell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I don't want to shoot videos I don't want to post tutorials I don't want to show my process I don't want to pour varnish I don't want to turn my canvas I don't want to record my screen I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships I just want to make pictures and shitpost
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
you have conjured one of my favorite tweets
tweet from @CMGaldre – 

Wild be: just getting snack
Me: no prob bee

Mason bee: just make house
Me: build a way b

Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders
Me: you know I got an assortment

Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h
Me: *holds flower still*

Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL
Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Politician: HAVE BABIES! BUY A HOUSE! SPEND MONEY ON LUXURIES! Just a Normal Person: Dude! That's exactly what I want! We are on the same page here! Same goals. So how are you going to help with that? Free daycare? Stronger labor laws or... Politician: *throws live scorpions at them*
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Man it sure is nice to finally have enough adult trauma to really take the edge off all the childhood stuff, balance is important
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Still posting to the void. Drew a car. Vrooom
A red Pontiac Firebird Hot Wheels car with flames on the side and a skull on the hood instead of a phoenix.
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perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Nice try, Plastic Man... #dcu #dccomics
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Rude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
"You were nearly a Jill sandwich!" "Fuck you, Barry, I ALMOST DIED"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
oh i'm sorry, am i bothering you while you're asleep in my spot on my blanket?
orange cat looking annoyed at being woken up
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Last skull study for a while (as I post to the void). Helloooooo (echo echo echo echo echo)
Pencil drawing of a skull. Don't trust the skull. It is clearly up to no good.
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Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Work in progress
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