Reposted by ScrimmyscrimMolly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 16hno idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave 4264551186
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/09/2026I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly 346160
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimJohn Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 03/10/2024An important PSA from Batman 6262631952
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6247041593
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Rough Draft vs Final Draft 254116903321
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026even now, she's still teaching us 95144862730
Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Still listening to All Them Witches more than anything else lately. This whole performance is brilliant. I might be obsessed. 000
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimAysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I have zero patience for people who are like “oh but I’m SUCH a perfectionist, I can’t stand to write anything that isn’t flawless” cowboy up bitch. That’s just ego. 918723
Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I did an exercise where you scribble all over a page and find characters or objects in the madness. I am not sure what the results say about my brain but it was fun! 010
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimTrisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made. 111344336
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ 6079252146
Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A tiny bird drawing. Pen for scale. Used Sharpie markers. 021
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimNorin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 12/08/2026not safe for wildlife #art #sharks 92553571
Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm late to the party but All Them Witches is my favorite thing musically lately. youtu.be/oI8myAraUw0?...youtu.beAll Them Witches - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)YouTube video by KEXP 020
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimAlex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I put a Spotify code on my rear window. Today, at a red light, I saw someone take a photo of it and proceed to laugh their a** off. This is what the code plays. 🦭 21902202
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimAJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/07/2026Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY] 7170122066
Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just a normal conversation between friends living in different states. 010
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I guess you could say McConnell is— Mitching In Action 😎 1025434
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face. 7763701315
Reposted by Scrimmyscrimkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/06/2026golf is all like i want to wear weird pants and assault some eggs but hockey is like i want to give this frozen hamburger to my teammates bc i love them. 310728
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimNatty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Cozy horror Jekyll and Hyde, except it's Jekyll taking edibles and turning into a laid back extrovert. He has a whole second life where he's just a fun chill guy with a bunch of friends. He's the best man at weddings. He gives the best gifts. Jekyll has no idea. 011
Reposted by Scrimmyscrimcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/06/2026please enjoy 30 seconds of Adonis making biscuits in front of the air conditioner 1387281725
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimRude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Reviving my pinned tweet 2176
Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 29/05/2026AI slop is terrible, but when bands use it for their album covers I want to scream. You think AI isn't coming for you, too? Treat artists better because you're next, you losers. Also, it could be the best music you've ever released and I will never buy or listen to it because you suck. 100
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimApril Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard 68315164943
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 19/05/2026possibly better than the original 7619190
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Comic Artist Overjoyed To Learn Their Work Reminds You Of Past Creator They’ve Never Heard Of 455399
Reposted by Scrimmyscrimborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 09/05/2026MICK JAGGER: hey you, get off of my cloud GRUMPY BEAR OF THE CARE BEARS: [turns around] the fuck did you just say 6410102
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimRude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026YouTubers be like, "This video is brought to you by today's sponsor, Manscaped. Before we talk gaming tips, I want you to spend 90 uncomfortable seconds thinking about my balls." 0168
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimTristan Elwell @tristanelwell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I don't want to shoot videos I don't want to post tutorials I don't want to show my process I don't want to pour varnish I don't want to turn my canvas I don't want to record my screen I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships I just want to make pictures and shitpost 5873212141
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/04/2026you have conjured one of my favorite tweets 7640104
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Politician: HAVE BABIES! BUY A HOUSE! SPEND MONEY ON LUXURIES! Just a Normal Person: Dude! That's exactly what I want! We are on the same page here! Same goals. So how are you going to help with that? Free daycare? Stronger labor laws or... Politician: *throws live scorpions at them* 2472150
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Man it sure is nice to finally have enough adult trauma to really take the edge off all the childhood stuff, balance is important 540459
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted 58191875299
Reposted by Scrimmyscrimperfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Nice try, Plastic Man... #dcu #dccomics 5875254
Reposted by ScrimmyscrimRude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 30/03/2026"You were nearly a Jill sandwich!" "Fuck you, Barry, I ALMOST DIED" 061
Reposted by Scrimmyscrimcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/03/2026oh i'm sorry, am i bothering you while you're asleep in my spot on my blanket? 261555100
Scrimmyscrim @scrimmyscrim.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Last skull study for a while (as I post to the void). Helloooooo (echo echo echo echo echo) 000