perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Has anybody read that Lovecraft story "Cool Air?" 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026A hill I will die on: if your kids don't end up being smarter than you, then, at some point along the way, you failed as a parent. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 20/05/2026People who don't like pineapple on pizza will not survive the apocalypse 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I have no idea if I'm supposed to flush or not this is not the toilet for people with anxiety 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 10/04/2026First date idea: we go to couples therapy and see how long it takes them to figure out we're not a couple. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Y'know, for some reason,, the classic #StarTrek episode "The Ultimate Computer" seems really relevant today... 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Look, I don't know when it's going to happen, all I know is, every time we wake up, we are one day closer. And I think that's beautiful 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 05/02/2026It is the greatest irony that Elon Musk is the world's most uncool person while the daughter that he has disowned is perhaps the most effortlessly cool person we have ever seen. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I want the MAGA guy who got his shit rocked by those awesome kids to be doxxed. I don't want his shame to end. I want it to follow him everywhere. I want to always be able to laugh at him because it brings me joy in a dreary world. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I'm watching the new episode of #StarfleetAcademy and the Jerry Goldsmith Klingon theme holy hell this is a good episode!!! 050
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Everybody's talking about #Nuremberg 2.0. I'm sorry, but I'm just not that optimistic that people are going to be held accountable. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Someone just set off some fireworks outside my window and I thought for a moment that it finally happened. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Holy hell #PredatorBadlands was good. And lest my cinematic analytical skills fail me, it was a quite deft commentary on toxic masculinity. 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 05/01/2026At this point I'm starting to feel like *it* happening is a lot Ike going back to the moon. We keep hearing that it's gonna happen soon, but it NEVER FUCKING DOES!!!! 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Live your life in such a way that your therapist would be proud of you 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Was anybody really expecting anything other than a severely redacted version of the Epstein Files??? 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 14/12/2025He did such a good job playing Pulp Fiction in... I can't remember the name of the movie right now... 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Anybody else feel like they probably spoiled the best joke in the new #Anaconda movie in the trailers (everybody thinking Jack Black is dead but he's not)? 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Sabrina Carpenter is now officially more powerful than this administration. Perhaps the prophecy was true. Perhaps she will save us all. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 06/12/2025The biggest problem with the Beastie Boys song "Sabotage" is that it's not long enough. 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Seriously, if I were a billionaire I would just fuck off and enjoy my best life. I'd donate tons to charity but I wouldn't, like, become a person of influence. Why is wealth wasted on the evil? 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 27/11/2025The only reason #Trump keeps saying he's not expecting to get into heaven is because he knows he's on his way out and he just wants someone to say "aw, no sir, you're *totally* getting into heaven, you're a really great guy!" 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 22/11/2025My headcanon is, #Trump walked into the room, dismissed everybody else, and said something along the lines of "listen, Johar, or however you say your name. I'm on my way out. I'm a dead man. I'll be cool to you if you just go out there and let me seen as likeable. Please. I'm begging you." #zohar 020
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 20/11/2025When it comes to #Trump facing any kind of accountability for his many crimes, I feel a lot like I feel about returning to the moon. I keep getting told it's about to happen, and then it doesn't. In other words, I'll believe it when I see it. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Can other journalists grow some balls like ##MaryBruce? 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 17/11/2025"Sir, there's another ship coming in. It's the Enterprise!" #AdamScott #StarTrek 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I can't believe Elon Musk gave this to us #EpsteinFiles 020
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Whoever came up with the name "blue raspberry" only threw "raspberry" in there because they thought that "blue" wasn't a flavor. We know better. That flavor is just "blue." 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Something that I think is often overlooked about #TheXFiles is that, considering the fact that Mulder's father was a member of the Syndicate, and both his parents died over the course of the series, Mulder is probably a multimillionaire. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Whenever an older democrat decides to step aside (Biden, #NancyPelosi), I gain some new respect for them. They are acknowledging that their time has passed, and it is time for new blood. 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Imagine being such a loser that you actually care about what people use #snap for 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If we don't have one already, there needs to be a national "Punch a Nazi Day." 000
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 23/10/2025What ##DonaldTrump has done and is doing to the #WhiteHouse is simply his way of marking his territory, because he is the most insecure man in existence 010
perfectmoron @jeffreyblair.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The Donald Sutherland scene in JFK has got to be the scariest scene in any non-horror movie. 010
