FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"The House of Ideas" Struggles To Imagine Women In Comics Writing Spider-Man; Manages To Tap Pro Wrestler Triple H For Landmark Issue 1256
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Comics Creator Titles New Book “I’m A Piece of Shit”, Promises Not To Disappoint You In 20 Years With His Behavior 0225
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Comics Publisher To Form MANBASE; New Home For Work From Problematic Male Creators The imprint will be run by industry enablers Derek Stevenson and Stan Idio, and will feature books from multiple sex pests, several who "don't care who buys their books", and a war criminal. 14118
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Comics Publisher To Form MANBASE; New Home For Work From Problematic Male Creators The imprint will be run by industry enablers Derek Stevenson and Stan Idio, and will feature books from multiple sex pests, several who "don't care who buys their books", and a war criminal. 14118
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Editor Who Ghosted You Is Now Freelance, Would Like To Be Kept In Mind For Your Next Indie Project 0455
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Comics Publisher Announces New Lineup Of Diverse Creators 1030959
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Comic Artist Who Saw Big 90s Success Enjoys Never Having To Prove Himself Again To Publishers "They don't care if I improve my skill set or turn in good work as long as they can use my name" said one artist. "It's pretty cool", he continued. 04811
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireRafer Roberts - D13@SPX @plasticfarm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Truth 0142
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 09/06/2026BREAKING: Marvel Revives Mangaverse; Akira Yashida Left Out of Creator Lineup 0215
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 09/06/2026BREAKING: Marvel Revives Mangaverse; Akira Yashida Left Out of Creator Lineup 0215
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 02/06/2026FINANCE DESK: Creator Who Is Both Black *&* Queer Makes Absolute Killing With Two Eight Page Anthology Stories Per Year At Major Publisher 1346
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 02/06/2026FINANCE DESK: Creator Who Is Both Black *&* Queer Makes Absolute Killing With Two Eight Page Anthology Stories Per Year At Major Publisher 1346
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireComicsbeat @comicsbeat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Black Comics Alliance calls for #DCBlackout boycott: The Black Comics Alliance is calling for a boycott of DC Comics until the publisher presents a more opportunities for Black characters, creators, and readers.comicsbeat.comBlack Comics Alliance calls for #DCBlackout boycottThe Black Comics Alliance is calling for a boycott of DC Comics until the publisher presents a more opportunities for Black characters, creators, and readers. 17127
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Set Up For Success: Creator Of Color Given Chance To Prove Self With Obscure Comic Character Nobody Cares About The new series will debut the same day as a relaunch of the publisher's most popular character as written by a white guy you've never heard of, per source. 018054
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 07/04/2026BREAKING: DC Confirms Long-Suspected Qualifier For Writing Superman; Must Be White, *Male, Bald. (Art by Tony Moore) *Morrison now identifies as NB 1334
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 27/03/2026BREAKING: Superhero Publisher Announces ALL DIFFERENT/ALL NEW Line of Books From Exact Same Creators As Before “We’re excited to do the exact same thing we just did, with the exact same people, but this time it's different" the EIC said. "We're not really expecting better results" he continued. 221157
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News Satire💘🐣 LavenderArts: Commissions OPEN! 🌸☀️ @lavenderarts.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Lotta hit dogs hollering about this post like it’s A) not a joke, and B) asserting that every artist thinks they’re the first to ever do it. Comparisons and noticing patterns are fine, holy shit! It’s just that saying ONLY the words “Oh this is like XYZ” and not engaging further is. Not a compliment 1161
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Comics Publisher To Release Diversity Representation Anthology Authored By Writers With Different Spellings of The Name Jeff/Geoff/Jeph 420045
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"There’s Your Next Comic Idea Right There!"; Cartoonist Makes Millions After Taking Uncle’s Advice To Turn Mundane Story She Just Told Into 200 Page Graphic Novel 0263
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Reader of Pirated Comics Would Buy Them If Books Ran Longer, Didn’t Get Canceled So Quickly 0474
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 12/05/2026MARVEL: The House of Ideas Breaks Tradition With Launch of All Male, Mostly White Creative Teams 13114
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 12/05/2026MARVEL: The House of Ideas Breaks Tradition With Launch of All Male, Mostly White Creative Teams 13114
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireJCJB @phantanoir.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I need someone to do a study on Black faces in posts (regardless of if they're actually the poster in question) sparking aggression in nonblack people more often online. Because why are folks getting so bent out of shape over a joke lol, she can't hear you, she's a stock image! 38423
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Guy At Your Comic Con Table Very Intrigued By Your Fledgling Indie Comic But "Doesn’t Read Singles"; Will Wait Until Trade Comes Out, Thanks 04711
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Comic Artist Overjoyed To Learn Their Work Reminds You Of Past Creator They’ve Never Heard Of 455399
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 07/05/2026NEW! Yet Another Post-Apocalyptic Indie Comic Debuts With Overly Long Title; Why This One Is Different From The Last 0429
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 05/05/2026EXCLUSIVE: Image To Release Comic Written By Woman Only If Curmudgeonly Publisher Emerges From Den, Sees Own Shadow 2476
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 05/05/2026EXCLUSIVE: Image To Release Comic Written By Woman Only If Curmudgeonly Publisher Emerges From Den, Sees Own Shadow 2476
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 01/05/2026BREAKING: DC Comics To Move Offices To From Los Angeles Scott Snyder's House "It'll just be easier this way" said a source close to the story. 0297
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 01/05/2026BREAKING: DC Comics To Move Offices To From Los Angeles Scott Snyder's House "It'll just be easier this way" said a source close to the story. 0297
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 27/04/2026"But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci"; Comics Executive/Artist Struggles With Self-Appointed Working Conditions 0359
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Comic Artist Who Saw Big 90s Success Enjoys Never Having To Prove Himself Again To Publishers "They don't care if I improve my skill set or turn in good work as long as they can use my name" said one artist. "It's pretty cool", he continued. 04811
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 27/04/2026"But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci"; Comics Executive/Artist Struggles With Self-Appointed Working Conditions 0359
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 24/04/2026BREAKING: Comics Publisher Reveals Bold New Strategy To Sell More Things To Fewer People 0243
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 24/04/2026BREAKING: Comics Publisher Reveals Bold New Strategy To Sell More Things To Fewer People 0243
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 22/04/2026DC Announces New Series "BATMAN x INFINITY +1 NO TAKE-BACKS" After finding surprise success in re-imagining their most popular character, the publisher is doubling down on their ABSOLUTE efforts by launching an *even bigger*, badder version of the Dark Knight. Scott Snyder to pen this, as well. 0153
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 20/04/2026In Effort To Save Money, Publisher Fires Person Tasked With Selling The Product "One in the hand is worth two in the comic shop", a spokesperson said when asked for comment on the very sensical decision. "We'd rather hold on to the money we have than try to make more of it by selling more comics" 04814
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 20/04/2026In Effort To Save Money, Publisher Fires Person Tasked With Selling The Product "One in the hand is worth two in the comic shop", a spokesperson said when asked for comment on the very sensical decision. "We'd rather hold on to the money we have than try to make more of it by selling more comics" 04814
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Superhero Comics Publisher Attempts To Attract New Reader Demographics With Alienating Cover Image "We have our finger on the pulse" the publisher explained. 0245
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Superhero Comics Publisher Attempts To Attract New Reader Demographics With Alienating Cover Image "We have our finger on the pulse" the publisher explained. 0245
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 15/04/2026BREAKING: Disney Fires Mickey Mouse, Captain America In Latest Round of Layoffs "No Concept Artist, Digital Animator, or Beloved Character is more integral than our CEO bonuses or shareholder payouts" the action impied. 03911
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 15/04/2026BREAKING: Disney Fires Mickey Mouse, Captain America In Latest Round of Layoffs "No Concept Artist, Digital Animator, or Beloved Character is more integral than our CEO bonuses or shareholder payouts" the action impied. 03911
Reposted by FACING PAGES Comics News SatireFACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Comics Publisher Announces New Marketing Hire, Lays Extensive Plans To Ignore Their Ideas "We are very excited to announce this new team member" the CEO said. "We look forward to disregarding their ideas pretty early on in favor of going back to how we've always done things" he continued. 03812
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Comics Publisher Announces New Marketing Hire, Lays Extensive Plans To Ignore Their Ideas "We are very excited to announce this new team member" the CEO said. "We look forward to disregarding their ideas pretty early on in favor of going back to how we've always done things" he continued. 03812
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Fan-Favorite Character To Be Replaced By Less-Likable Relative In Flagship Title For Foreseeable Future The move is timed just as the now-sidelined hero makes their big screen debut, mystifying potential new readers and monthly subscribers alike. "We think this is a great idea" said the publisher. 1227
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Person At Comics Publisher With No Art Background Put In Charge of Hiring Artists The new hire with a BA in Creative Writing & no eye for visual design or human anatomy will join editorial, hiring illustrators. "This move makes the most sense for the visual medium of comics" a spokesperson said. 05911
FACING PAGES Comics News Satire @facingpages.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Comics Publisher Hopes To Find New Audience By Hiring Semi-Famous Media Personality To Pen World-Famous Character “We’re hoping he can bring his much smaller profile to our much larger IP”. They continued: “He's never written a comic, so we’re excited for the artist to have to fix everything” 09519