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Natty

@vexisidhe.bsky.social
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I was on Twitter but then it got weird.

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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*Everything* in Hegseth's head is the addled rambling of a blackout drunk, but "patriotic cowboys" in the military has made me ugly-laugh the hardest. The pop culture archetype most known for independent action will surely thrive in an org that runs on hierarchy and following orders.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't tell if persistent droning buzz is part of horror movie soundtrack or leafblowers outside.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my stress relief hobbies is being overly critical of House Hunters Int'l people struggling through mandatory B-roll of them doing stuff in their new home country. "Oooh what is this?" IT'S A FRIED FOOD WITH TENTACLES, DIANA, YOU HAVE 2 OPTIONS.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have realized that one thing that makes me feel unexpectedly elderly is that I automatically Ctrl+Enter to do line breaks because I expect to be surprise ambushed by "Enter sends the message" in every app.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 28/09/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "pretty sure i'm dead and this is hell"
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feudal China must have been such a great time to be in a polycule.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whatever happened to mountain bandits, anyway? Did mountain banditry become unprofitable or did all the mountain bandits have to move to the cities during the industrial revolution or what.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Somebody make me a browser extension where every time something says "an AI went rogue" it gets replaced with something more accurate like "the large language model did the math wrong"
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like to imagine that the Johnny Cash character from Folsom Prison Blues and the Elvis character from Jailhouse Rock are two guys in the same jail having drastically different prison experiences.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jumpscared by the Cat AGAIN: A Tale of Trying to Read My Scary Books After Dark
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is my solemn belief that the two unifying elements of humanity are that all our soap operas are exactly the same and that every civilization in history has gone through at least one Stupid-Looking Hats era.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gonna make a themed collection called Nic Cage Freaking Out in Beautifully Color Graded Environments. It'll just be Color Out of Space, Mandy, and Willy's Wonderland.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't mean to brag, but for the third year in a row now I've managed to have a Vitamin D deficiency in the middle of summer.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sitting in agile meetings is the exact same experience as sitting through a 2-hour setup and rules explanation of a complicated resource building board game that you've never played but your friend is super into.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Basic flavor Ramune tastes exactly like the bring-your-own-cup soda kiosks in the former Soviet Union, so every time I drink one, I do that thing like the food critic at the end of Ratatouille where I am transported back to my childhood. The natsukashii flavor hits extra natsukashii.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm sorry but you will never convince me that black holes are okay. They are unacceptable. What the fuck do you mean it's a giant nothing that's an invisible something and you fall into it forever, slow your roll there HP Lovecraft.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Jurgen Leitner is probably one of my favorite things in the Magnus Archives because you spend so long viewing him as this mythical occultist figure amassing a sinister library, and he's just some guy who was like "wow these books are fucked up, someone should probably put them away somewhere."
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think if they ever actually get rid of no-fault divorce, we should counterattack by aggressively bringing back bride prices and dowries. Sorry Jeff, you have to prove to my parents that you can afford to take me off their hands and I need an emergency jewelry stash to pawn if I flee in the night.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A short list of video games I'm absolutely obsessed with narratively and will not ever shut up about despite the fact that I can't play them for shit: Saros Bloodborne Little Nightmares 1 and 2
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Really never expected both Pink Floyd and Leonard Cohen to become so relevant for the times again. Thanks for setting me up musically for the 2020s, dad.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One day, there will be no one left alive who gets the reference of T1000 melting through the prison bars.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Some new level of dystopia unlocked as my toddler listens to a bleak climate change song called Sizzling Earth and the air outside is thick with smoke and ash from hundreds of miles away. Glad we're still traumatizing children about climate disaster though. I'm still haunted by six-pack turtle.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Infinity Nikki patch 2.8 is live, which can only mean one thing. Time to put together my cutest little outfit to attend a simply adorable little dinner party where I plan to attack and dethrone god. So cute!
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Quite the résumé!
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Since the world is currently pretty full up on injustice and cruelty, I vote that for a period of 5 years, all revenge movies should just be the revenge part for the entire runtime. Just have them wear shirts that tell me who I'm rooting for and who's bad, I'll backfill the narrative myself.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I want to make friends with the neighborhood crows but the squirrels and raccoons eat everything long before they pass by, so they don't know I left them any goodies. :(
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Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Godzilla vs Destoroyah (1995)
A still from Godzilla vs Destoroyah (1995), in which a woman is looking towards the camera. A man is slightly out of focus in the background. The caption reads, "Godzilla is crying."
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Helen Barrett @helenbarrett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Did a witch write this?
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(Watching another Amazon drone fly by with growing rage in my soul) When I said I was promised flying cars in my dystopian future, I didn't mean the packages get to go in flying cars, I meant ME.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One of my random niche interests is seeing how closed captioners choose to describe music in the video they're captioning. It is magical.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Self-care showers aren't gonna cut it anymore, I think I need a sensory deprivation tank so I can fully shed physical existence for like 20 minutes.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
At this point, honestly, we might as well. Maybe the black orbs will save us. (It's just flatworms :( Not our new overlords.)
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
wake uppe chat, newe schism just droppid
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dear whoever just decided to start doing haphazard fireworks at 2am on a work night: may the road be ever Legos under your feet.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Does anyone else ever think about that one dybbuk episode of X Files where Mulder looks at it during the exorcism so then at the end the rabbi is all MULDER IT'S SEEN YOUR FACE NOW and it's so ominous but then it literally never comes up again.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
One of the most satisfying interactions you can have as a human being is calling out a dog's name when it doesn't know that you know its name. At least 3 dogs out there in the world definitely think I have psychic powers.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Next time my mom asks me why the house is such a mess, I'm just going to say vandals did it.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What if one day, the only anthropological evidence future historians have of the geography of the late 20th century is Yakko's countries of the world song.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
OK, hear me out: what if HP Lovecraft wrote Mean Girls
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If anyone needs a continuity editor, may I recommend my 3 year old, who demands an immediate explanation if even one single element of a picture book is unaccounted for between pages.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Oh good I'm so glad they found it, I was wondering.
Screenshot of an article headline that says "Mars's missing water and atmosphere finally tracked down"
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
OK, hear me out: what if Sleeping Beauty, but it's Junji Ito's Nagai Yume.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
As my birthday gift to myself this year, I decided to finally learn how to play the guitar. Idk if I'll ever git gud, but I do already feel at least 10 times cooler than I did before.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just finished book 1 of the How to Survive Camping series, and I love it, another great creepypasta (that I had missed somehow) makes the transition to excellent full length series. I would definitely be killed trying to pet the Yule Cat. No regrets. It needs to know that it's a good kitty.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cozy horror Jekyll and Hyde, except it's Jekyll taking edibles and turning into a laid back extrovert. He has a whole second life where he's just a fun chill guy with a bunch of friends. He's the best man at weddings. He gives the best gifts. Jekyll has no idea.
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Guy at the pyramids called after me “sir!” No response “maam!” No response, after a few seconds he tries again “cousin!” I think we’ve cracked it. There is a gender neutral honorific.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is how it sounds when you endorse AI for creative use.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Whoever does the English translations of Pinkfong songs is a North Korean plant. These lyrics are an act of psychological warfare.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If I must cry when I get angry, the decent thing would be for my body to give me acid tears or at the very least laser eyes, too.
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Natty @vexisidhe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wow we really are just speed running the entire 1890s-1920s, aren't we?
Screenshot of article headline about Russia considering lowering the working age to 12 and reopening child labor campsScreenshot of an article suggesting that boardinghouses could make a comeback
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