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Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The cast of The Pitt are just too sexy to believe. You expect me to believe this man is an ER doctor?
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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jacob @scheckurself.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i got my weiner wacked at the wacked out weiner
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
when the coworker i hate says something that's actually really funny
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 13/09/2026
the beautiful digital ennui of when your steam notification says your high school bandmate you haven't talked to in a decade is, right this second, playing football manager
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YOU - I can -- I will just pass time until my mind reconfigures from the abuse it's taken. I can do that now. I've taught myself.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - No, Harry. You were just talking to yourself. That's all you ever do. Even in your dreams. And the act is wearing thin, the spots of the disco ball fade around you...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my strongly held beliefs is that Taco Bell should just replace all of their ground beef with TVP
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jacob @scheckurself.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
big dawg
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hey babe it’s playboy magazine on the phone for you. they say it’s for that interview about beautiful women dating ugly fucking ogres. for an article about that. where they want to quote you. babe. babe can you come to the phone and tell playboy im ugly please
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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jacob @scheckurself.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sometimes i wear the sock with a hole in the big toe just so i can feel 1% of what its like to have a foreskin
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Putting these @ettingermentum.bsky.social posts here mainly because "One day we will get you that free childcare for your children with names from the Titanic manifest and you will deserve it more than anyone has ever deserved anything" is a perfect sentence.
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Millennial Subaru socialists you will always be famous you will always be loved. Nobody on the left gives you any respect because you don’t work at a steel forge or whatever but you are the lifeblood of the movement our sun our sky.
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One day we will get you that free childcare for your children with names from the Titanic manifest and you will deserve it more than anyone has ever deserved anything
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They made the trans woman disappear from this story like it was a magic trick. Incredible work, everybody
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Gray @redhotdivekick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
xavier renegade angel dialogue
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He is so good at this
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sam: So maybe eventually the AI will become a genie and grant wishes. Theo: Whoa. Sam: And if people supported it, it will know that and it will be a fun genie like Robin Williams. Theo: [laughs] Cool. Sam: But if they didn’t, it might be an evil genie like Wishmaster. Theo: Oh shit.
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͏ren ⭐ @silh0uettedance.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I feel sorry for the bees that have to make hot honey.
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
With these sorts of cries of 'fascists are secretly gay', read Klaus Theweleit's Male Fantasies (vol. 2, p. 339) for a far more interesting interpretation: fascists replace sexual freedom and dismantling of social norms with the psychosexual compulsion to must do what is forbidden, but also obey
We are now in a position to establish why the fascists ultimately maintained the prohibition on homosexuality. Two reasons emerge from the above.
In the first instance, the fascists feared the potential of permissible homosexuality to develop into forms of sexuality they could no longer easily organize and contain. Second, the legalization of homosexuality was seen as likely to eliminate one of the key areas of transgression into which the fascist had to be initiated and accepted, were he to gain access to the secrets that were the domain of a specific power elite. In other areas of social life, the Nazis were clearly denied access both to secrets and power; thus homosexuality became all the more indispensable. It replaced access to social decision-making power with the freedom to do what was forbidden.
But this freedom was also a shackle —in two senses. Though the fascists willingly consented to a "movement" that served their own aims, the freedom it afforded them was always potentially coercive; if they failed to do what the "movement" demanded, they risked exposure and condemnation. In the end, they faced a second double-bind, a second dilemma to parallel the dou-ble-bind that simultaneously prohibited and commanded incest between men: thou shalt love men, but thou shalt not be homosexual. A second command-ment: thou shalt do what is forbidden, yet still be punished, if those in power so desire. Each carefully constructed double-bind is a time-bomb: the trapeze artist may successfully tread the "tightrope" between power relations — but he will never eradicate them. His best strategy is deferral, a repression of con-tradictions. For the fascist, any potential deterritorialization (in this case, the dismantling of particular bourgeois prohibitions) is channeled into a tangled system of dependencies, in which his survival depends on his acceptance of a system of unconditional obedience, or a system of endless intrigue held together by one thing only-power. Blüher de…
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mom… what's this?
A black-and-white cat staring at a 3D Toriel figure
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
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11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
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You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
turnt people turnt people
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jacob @scheckurself.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i mess with the undercut
two deer in a field, their antlers still have some fuzz on them. deer with only one antler
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bug @evillittlebug.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
you, like every Knicks fan on my timeline, are posting much more complaining about the refs than the game, if that’s fun for y’all, enjoy
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the first guy to try and describe déjà vu was probably killed by his community so fast
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jacob @scheckurself.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I will reach heaven through rigorous self critique
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jacob @scheckurself.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
thinking of getting into all consuming madness this summer lmk if you're messin with esotericca, baubles, the dark primordial truth
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Nexus Mods > 007 First Light > Skins and Costumes > Austin Powers Total Conversion Mod
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
RIP to John Blanche, the best to ever do it. Before Warhammer was even Warhammer he understood what it was: weird, gross, unsettling, maximalist.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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