Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsjeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget 06421
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Marilyn manson had his ribs removed so he could suck his own ribs 956261
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026made a word game zipdle.christianlegge.devzipdle.christianlegge.devzipdle 120
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Donkey Kong Country 2's map design is exceptionally elegant in that it uses each of the game's 13 level themes exactly thrice each, without using any of them more than twice in a row. This is accomplished via several clever uses of the environment. 262328624
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025 1248367
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Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Losing to the US sucks ass but losing to the US when they are openly Nazi Germany 2 is sooooo much worse 842852
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026sorry can’t think of one 030
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two hands"fart" @jonhendren.com · 07/01/2026i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on 174713851
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right? 261284121
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Vegan restaurants you don’t have to hang up a pride flag we already know how you feel. It’s like a sports bar putting up a swastika 1695
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 27/12/2025oh yeah he's a great guy, super funny. if you ever piss him off even a little bit he'll get insanely mad and make an example out of you in front of everyone and bring it up at least 5 more times. yeah basically just try not to speak directly to him ever. he's chill tho 030
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/02/2025canceled when my google searches leak and the number one repeated query every day for the past eighteen months is “could queen’s gambit see the board better because her eyes were so far apart” 327629
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two hands⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 25/12/2025*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh 192915650
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025thought about donkey kong country and got too emotional again 010
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/12/2025alright here's mine. i might be just a little pessimistic 1713926
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsChaireth, but if she were a Leinth @catsharkchaireth.bsky.social · 16/12/2025#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI 107132436495
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 10/12/2025doordashing a coffee at 11 pm so its waiting for me in the morning 020
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Hi all! I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides: docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comJENNA EVERLY - Full Role InformationJENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens... 19609329
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025just hit a lick on the unicode consortium 000
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsAAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao 21221287500
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/11/2025When i was a kid i thought Foghorn Leghorn was called Fuckhorn Lickhorn 71315
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handschrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Stupid assh*le (male 🙄) instacart shopper just gave me the old ship of theseus with all the wood replaced when I asked for a new ship of theseus. What a moron 0103
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Chomosex Hahy Pebutter 030
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsjount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 17/11/2025a thanksgiving feast for @stinker.bsky.social 🍗 2305
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 15/11/2025i better not hear tell of you walking softly carrying that small ass stick 020
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsMark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten. 11367231231
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/11/2025WendyLunch: having a tasty sandwich on my lunch break! isn’t that just the best? lorraineaustere: I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been able to open my mouth wide enough to eat a sandwich. and i wouldn’t want to. 111712
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsPhineas @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025New awareness campaign 1302540211306
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handseating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 03/11/2025debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...christianlegge.devIf There Is a God, He Loves the Los Angeles DodgersI'm a Blue Jays fan. In my defense, it's been hard not to be; the doomed Cinderella run we just witnessed had much of the baseball-loving world in their corner, and a lot of the rest of it, too. But w... 031
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 03/11/2025debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...christianlegge.devIf There Is a God, He Loves the Los Angeles DodgersI'm a Blue Jays fan. In my defense, it's been hard not to be; the doomed Cinderella run we just witnessed had much of the baseball-loving world in their corner, and a lot of the rest of it, too. But w... 031
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/11/2025My dad has very thick hair, and i have very fine hair, so it's hard to find a hair style that works for both of us 32537
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 02/11/2025they should make it so you can just stop caring about stuff 030
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsthe stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 02/11/2025it was a tremendous season from the Jays but now who even gives a fuck. a cinderella run from the boys will now be a trivia question. fuck me 081
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsgirldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025it’s all that guy with the “i bet on the team did you” shirt’s fault 031
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsMarc Moore @marclmoore613.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Gambling is probably the one thing that over the last couple years where I went from "bad for the individual and I don't but shouldn't be ilegal" to "nuke it from orbit" 631223
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I have as much love in my heart as anyone—perhaps more—I simply choose to express my love via investment properties 020
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsJess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 28/10/2025again, if you are associating drake with the blue jays, you're doing that yourself, no one is making you do that 1122
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two hands🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Smile :) 4585912089
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsIan Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 25/10/2025Game 1 World Series hero Addison Barger slept on Davis Schneider's pull-out couch last night. You can't make this stuff up. 9449131
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Dad: Stop playing that game on your phone! 😡 Son: Duck! 😮 Dad: What? (gets hit by the ceiling caving in) 🤕 Son: Dad I am playing the game on my phone that tells me the future 😈 2916
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 18/10/2025siri pull up google. click images. close blinds. siri lock doors. silence phone. privacy screen. recline computer chair. input text “bra” and press enter 010
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 09/10/2025fuck me. I was having a great morning and suddenly I get an email. changes to seatgeek's terms and conditions. god fucking damn it just what I needed. whole day's ruined 040
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsSteve 🏳️🌈🇬🇧 @wohyeahwohyeah.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Timeline cleanser 🐈 4967003082
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 20/08/2023it's sort of fucked up that absolute zero is so high. you're telling me that the bounds of physics only allow us to get a couple hundred degrees colder? It would be like if the speed of light was 70 mph 410821
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2025saw from dusk till dawn when i was 13 and i about did this to my unit after that selma hayek bit 531128
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 25/08/2025once these two buff guys in balaclavas got on, threw down a bag and yelled “ALRIGHT FOLKS” at which point i assumed i was about to get robbed or killed; then they put on music and started doing backflips off of the bars 020
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025it must feel so good for the dish to go in the dishwasher 020
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025White Boy LAUGHED OUT of Mahjong Group for Presenting Winning Hand WITHOUT YAKU 1173