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jeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget
A series of phone alarms that are set to:
8:46am Woke up
9:03am Did 5 pull ups without crying
9:37am Barista gave me a free day-old donut
9:59am Found $5 on the ground
10:07am Charlie kirk shot
10:28am Got it wet
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Marilyn manson had his ribs removed so he could suck his own ribs
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
made a word game zipdle.christianlegge.dev
zipdle.christianlegge.dev
zipdle
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Donkey Kong Country 2's map design is exceptionally elegant in that it uses each of the game's 13 level themes exactly thrice each, without using any of them more than twice in a row. This is accomplished via several clever uses of the environment.
Please understand that the image is highly visual and cannot be expressed in text alone. It shows how each of the 13 level types in Donkey Kong Country 2 are used exactly three types by designing the maps in a clever way.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
HappyWisconsin16:
thoughts?
whisperfoot:
4.5/10. awkward garage placement. why would the shutters be a different color than the trim. and i hope to your lord that skylight is on the southern side of the house. plus the strats are totally off
GraniteLars:
You don't know what you're talking about. The house looks totally fine and structurally sound. And I don't know what you're referring to as "strats."
Foot:
ive been working in homes for 23 years. the strats are misaligned. some regions call them blushers or nuts.
Lars:
You have got to be trolling. No one uses any of those terms anywhere. I've been a contractor for 16 years. I'm skeptical about what you mean by "working in homes." For all I know you're a butler.
Foot:
ive been in hundreds of homes. maybe ive been in your home. next time i come by i won't say anything about your wenched strats
Lars:
Mods, are you seeing this? It feels vaguely threatening, as it references being inside my home?
wondergod:
no net in bball hope.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Elegant woman with a chow chow puppy on a balcony. Text: Did you feed Richard?
Yes, my sweetheart.
Not yet, ma chérie.
You love Richard too much.
Smart Richard feeds himself.
The dog's name is Basket.
The Veranda Hours.
A serpentine game of artful insinuations.

(it’s me or richard. or basket.)
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Losing to the US sucks ass but losing to the US when they are openly Nazi Germany 2 is sooooo much worse
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
sorry can’t think of one
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 07/01/2026
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right?
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Vegan restaurants you don’t have to hang up a pride flag we already know how you feel. It’s like a sports bar putting up a swastika
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
oh yeah he's a great guy, super funny. if you ever piss him off even a little bit he'll get insanely mad and make an example out of you in front of everyone and bring it up at least 5 more times. yeah basically just try not to speak directly to him ever. he's chill tho
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/02/2025
canceled when my google searches leak and the number one repeated query every day for the past eighteen months is “could queen’s gambit see the board better because her eyes were so far apart”
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
thought about donkey kong country and got too emotional again
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
alright here's mine. i might be just a little pessimistic
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Chaireth, but if she were a Leinth @catsharkchaireth.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
doordashing a coffee at 11 pm so its waiting for me in the morning
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Hi all! I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens...
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
just hit a lick on the unicode consortium
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters”

The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist.

But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building.

I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
When i was a kid i thought Foghorn Leghorn was called Fuckhorn Lickhorn
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chrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Stupid assh*le (male 🙄) instacart shopper just gave me the old ship of theseus with all the wood replaced when I asked for a new ship of theseus. What a moron
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Chomosex Hahy Pebutter
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
a thanksgiving feast for @stinker.bsky.social 🍗
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
i better not hear tell of you walking softly carrying that small ass stick
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
WendyLunch: having a tasty sandwich on my lunch break! isn’t that just the best? lorraineaustere: I wouldn’t know. I’ve never been able to open my mouth wide enough to eat a sandwich. and i wouldn’t want to.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...
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If There Is a God, He Loves the Los Angeles Dodgers
I'm a Blue Jays fan. In my defense, it's been hard not to be; the doomed Cinderella run we just witnessed had much of the baseball-loving world in their corner, and a lot of the rest of it, too. But w...
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
debated posting this on here but whatever. i promise i'm not as bitter as title would suggest, i just have a lot of feelings about it christianlegge.dev/blog/2025-11...
christianlegge.dev
If There Is a God, He Loves the Los Angeles Dodgers
I'm a Blue Jays fan. In my defense, it's been hard not to be; the doomed Cinderella run we just witnessed had much of the baseball-loving world in their corner, and a lot of the rest of it, too. But w...
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My dad has very thick hair, and i have very fine hair, so it's hard to find a hair style that works for both of us
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
they should make it so you can just stop caring about stuff
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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
it was a tremendous season from the Jays but now who even gives a fuck. a cinderella run from the boys will now be a trivia question. fuck me
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girldick dastardly @benevolentpimp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
it’s all that guy with the “i bet on the team did you” shirt’s fault
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Marc Moore @marclmoore613.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Gambling is probably the one thing that over the last couple years where I went from "bad for the individual and I don't but shouldn't be ilegal" to "nuke it from orbit"
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I have as much love in my heart as anyone—perhaps more—I simply choose to express my love via investment properties
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
again, if you are associating drake with the blue jays, you're doing that yourself, no one is making you do that
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Smile :)
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Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 25/10/2025
Game 1 World Series hero Addison Barger slept on Davis Schneider's pull-out couch last night. You can't make this stuff up.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Dad: Stop playing that game on your phone! 😡 Son: Duck! 😮 Dad: What? (gets hit by the ceiling caving in) 🤕 Son: Dad I am playing the game on my phone that tells me the future 😈
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
siri pull up google. click images. close blinds. siri lock doors. silence phone. privacy screen. recline computer chair. input text “bra” and press enter
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
fuck me. I was having a great morning and suddenly I get an email. changes to seatgeek's terms and conditions. god fucking damn it just what I needed. whole day's ruined
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Steve 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 @wohyeahwohyeah.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Timeline cleanser 🐈
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
it's sort of fucked up that absolute zero is so high. you're telling me that the bounds of physics only allow us to get a couple hundred degrees colder? It would be like if the speed of light was 70 mph
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
saw from dusk till dawn when i was 13 and i about did this to my unit after that selma hayek bit
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
once these two buff guys in balaclavas got on, threw down a bag and yelled “ALRIGHT FOLKS” at which point i assumed i was about to get robbed or killed; then they put on music and started doing backflips off of the bars
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
it must feel so good for the dish to go in the dishwasher
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eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
White Boy LAUGHED OUT of Mahjong Group for Presenting Winning Hand WITHOUT YAKU
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