𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026it's straight banana friday. post pics of your incredibly straight bananas 6321
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026going to make one of those dump and bake pastas tonight. one of the ones where everything cooks in the same pan. now, usually, these things suck ass. nothing cooks properly. but tonight..... tonight, things will be different. i can feel it 2330
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026when you see it, press "like". and also press follow. and also press reply and type "i love you stinker you are my friend i would never hurt you"..... you don't have to press repost, i wouldn't ask that much of you... 8301
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026getting a midweek day off from work because you have to work a weekend day is kinda like when my dog tries to bask in a one inch ray of sunshine coming through a crack in the curtains... 1110
Reposted by 𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇cb @crannyboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face 252425472
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026referring to the hibachi table as "the great equalizer" 2498
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026just another day eating another garlic-heavy lunch at work and burping for the rest of the day.... difficult job but.... someone's gotta do it 0232
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026just another day wearing another garlic-heavy lunch at work and burping for the rest of the day.... difficult work but.... someone's gotta do it 1150
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 14/06/2026they gave. me a #bag for my popcorn #awesome #convenient 1210
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026static.klipy.comJoe Emotiguy's Expressive FacesALT: Joe Emotiguy's Expressive Faces 28221
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026peanut m&ms from the vending machine. they were like $3. if anyone cares ... 3240
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026just remembered about the time i went on vacation recently and enjoyed myself immensely and felt the weight on my shoulders lighten ever so slightly. so awesome. should do it again soon. 0230
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026just checking. didn't get added to any group chats yet... that's ok. not upset. 3230
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 23/05/2026also saw this beautiful scarlet tanager bathing himself in the crystal clear water of dolly parton's dollywood theme park. likely place for him to be, of course. 2250
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 20/03/2026more like "pang" at the pump. well, because, yeah, that's right, i'm yearning for better times 1200
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 18/03/2026shakily removing my gary from. my pocket for a desperately needed laugh 1363
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 18/03/2026[ashamedly deleting all my new drafts about diarrhea] forgot yall don't like to have fun on here.... forgot yal aren't fun like this... 3180
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 18/03/2026[hitting every syllable with an intoxicating musicality] diarrheal illness... 090
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026sneezed after eating a meatball and honestly not quite sure if what came out wasn't actually bits of my brain or something 2171
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026FINALLY. gummies for us ADULTS. and i absolutely LOVE that they taste like complete SHIT and are nearly IMPOSSIBLE to chew 3401
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 15/03/2026locked alt on twitter got a 7 day ban for a stupid reason so now i have to log onto bluesky when i want to say stupid shit like "almost crashed my car cuz i was looking at a bird" and "connor o'malley got me barking like a dog," sorry 4260
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026every other week i have to go through my backlog of far side desk calendar days because i always forget to check it. i call it my gary time, the time i spend looking through my gary's. its a time to center myself, be mindful, etc. 1250
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026sweater i'm knitting looks like a high visibility vest. does anyone even care ????? does anyone even care...? 5271
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026r/mildly interesting vestigial brussels sprout on my brussels sprout. the vestigial brussels sprout is usually absorbed before birth... 1220
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026i used to think everything was bullshit and nothing mattered and then i found a really big potato chip in the bag. like massive. and basically..... it changed my whole worldview 1231
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026@mathliker.bsky.social didn't know you were in town promoting your business 1140
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026AAAAHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 0190
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026the 9am - 10am showings at the movie theater are for those of us movie lovers who are profoundly alone. do not show up to the 9am - 10am showings with your partners or loved ones. it is disrespectful to us loners 0320
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026[little bit of costco hot dog still in my hair from earlier today] how's it hanging, big dog ? how's life ? 0281
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026when you pick up one of those primo used book copies that's wonderfully annotated 0140
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026so awesome how they fuck yoi up big time at the eye doctor and then they just let you get into your big asss car and drive yoself home 2354
𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓀𝑒𝓇 @stinker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026and what is when you close your eyes really tight and imagine them kissing each other.... ? 3381
