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Jess

@sylviej25.bsky.social
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32. Non-binary trans woman. She/It

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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 05/10/2026
I'm really sorry to hear the news about Liberty Biberty. Everyone, just fucking remember to test your drugs.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Kel @resentment.space · 05/10/2026
Capitalists figured out how to fire a bunch of people that make an income that's many orders of magnitude greater than the global median? That's Deindustrialization/the end of the Worker as the Subject of Revolution, of course.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stupid fucking idea for a week. Dumbass. Shitty idea. These are my streams this week. Fuck!!!
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nice pull on wikigacha
Green (rare) wikigacha card of Lucas Oil Indianapolis Raceway Park
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's kind of a good thing Sufjans Stevens' 50 states albums things only ended up being two albums because otherwise I'd feel a compulsion to listen to an album about Ohio while I pass through
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You've broken the rules of House Hlaalu, sweetie. It brings tears to my eyes when I think about your disloyalty. Maybe you can make amends and make everything better.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up.
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS A REAL MAN OUT THERE
my and mayas thread talking about her labret piercing hole where i mentioned the peashooters from plants vs zombies. a roleplay account named Stud the Peashooter says "need some help with the training?"his account: pfp is a felt peashooter from pvz. his bio says "stud the peashooter is here to protect and serve the neighborhood, one pea at a time" and his pinned is 4 cop/military outfits with a peashooter head
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 03/10/2026
explaining mechsplo and being a Handler to cis guy bestie right now- "Yes we accidentally got robots in our gay lifestyle D/s dynamics"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
foul ball to the dick
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Neon Genesis Evangelion Stage 12 Fumbling Towards Kindness
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Zoisite 🐇☾(livery comms open) @zoisite102.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
traced-over image of Ken Griffey Jr. batting, so it instead has my sona batting with a Heinie Groh style bottle bat and thinking "what's the point... I clobber these balls, but she'll never like me back"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alright, they're mostly in order, and yeah 4 of these are albums I discovered in the last year but, I tried to make this overall representative and limit myself to one an artist
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1. Ants From Up There - Black Country, New Road
2. The New Sound - Geordie Greep
3. Cavalcade - black midi
4. The Flying Club Cup - Beirut
5. Illinois - Sufjan Stevens
6. The Glow Pt 2 - the Microphones
7. I Love You Jennifer B - Jockstrap
8. Origin of Symmetry - Muse
9. Badmotorfinger - Soundgarden
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🏳️‍⚧️🎀🍬 @pinkmonstercan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
new season , new flyer! 🧡 a rough month ahead unfortunately. help a black trans girlie make it 🫂donate if u can, share if u can’t. thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all the help. you’re truly wonderful. PayPal.me/zlewwis99 DM for Venmo /CA #helpsky #bipocMA #MutualAidMonday
autumnal wallpaper; light beige text blurb with light brown letters. under it- a doodle style pumpkin. above the blurb- a squirrel eating an acorn. text blurb: hey y'all happy autumn. my name is zee. im a disabled black trans girlie tryna survive. i don't have a stable job atm, so daily costs and bills are becoming a big problem. im making this flyer in hopes of raising $800 till Oct 21st. i raised $550 for September and it has helped tremendously, thanks to all of you! you're amazing. unfortunately i still barely got by. everything's really expensive and i dont have stable income. i know we're all struggling these days but a little goes a long way.
PayPal is ©zlewwis99
DM for Venmo / CA
sending love and light
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan [Director's Cut] (2002) Dir: Nicholas Meyer Released: 8/6/2002, DVD 01:19:38.067
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan [Director's Cut] (2002)
Dir: Nicholas Meyer
01:19:38.067

Released: 8/6/2002, DVD
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
who wants to work out with me so I have the motivation to do it
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/10/2026
victorian chaser: transgender is like penny-farthing
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
we built these titties we built these titties on estradiol
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(disappointed girl with a pursuit kink voice) oh that's what a chaser is
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The Spectre Of Communism 👻 @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need a Stalin of feminism
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fucking deutschland
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
a volcano eruption that lowers global temperatures by about 1.5 degrees would hit like crazy right now
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daryl herzmann @akrherz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RRFS/REFS moved back to 3 Nov now. The NAM still can be saved if Mike Pence has the courage... mesonet.agron.iastate.edu/wx/afos/p.ph...
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 02/10/2026
Way To Become a Pro Lesbian: This is the Royal Road of Lesbians! Tiger's Hole Edition!
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 01/10/2026
tgirl baseball players entering cooperstown call that MtHOF
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/09/2026
we've got our first buffalo t-girl baseball practice on sunday (info below! if you're a doll, DM "buffalotgirlbaseball" on IG and come thru!) and i'm going in completely cold. haven't thrown a baseball or swung a bat in a decade. haven't been in shape since i was like 20. i might die out there
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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forbidden doughnut @willwith2ls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aj allmendinger in 2012 be like
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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Following in her big sister's footsteps
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyone wanna do hand stuff
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Nathan @indynathan.racing · 29/09/2026
Oh no. RIP Gordy
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the star trek horror episodes are too much for my fragile constitution-class
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry, no stream tonight - Twitch still HATES us. Thank you to everyone who has been gifting subs and sending tips during our suspension, we really appreciate it! We promise our first stream back will be the CRAZIEST stream of all time! Please ignore attached image.
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
treating cnc like it's an improv class by saying "yes and" when they say what they're going to do you
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
episode 113
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Trans women: At long last, I have gained a sexual obsession with the Torment Nexus from popular webfic Don't Glorify The Torment Nexus
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He dinnae like Mondays he dinnae like nermal
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exaheva @exaheva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When an english-speaking person proudly says "Omelette du fromage" to you as a sign of respect and strong cultural knowledge, and you have to restrain yourself to tell them that it's actually wrong. 😔
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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