eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026lol. clearly you're not a new yorker. that's called a Bodega 0200
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsjeb haus @drjeb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026its my tradition to set a series of alarms to commemorate what happened on a day that i will never forget #neverforget 06421
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Marilyn manson had his ribs removed so he could suck his own ribs 956261
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026made a word game zipdle.christianlegge.devzipdle.christianlegge.devzipdle 120
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Donkey Kong Country 2's map design is exceptionally elegant in that it uses each of the game's 13 level themes exactly thrice each, without using any of them more than twice in a row. This is accomplished via several clever uses of the environment. 262327624
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026helped raise* if you want to nitpick but the point stands 000
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026using "i raised 73 thousand dollars for palestine" as a "clapback" to "you don't care about palestine" is not disingenuous nor embarrassing, and i think you have to do some serious mental gymnastics to come to that conclusion 120
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I think that's a good idea for everyone all the time. May I - sincerely - ask what the point of that is when you're still just posting about it on an alt? 170
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026now what if the goatse guy ate a double down before doing that. probably be a big wet turd in there. just something funny your post made me think of 170
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026i'll let it slide for now, but we're gonna have to see some of those posts coming in or you're not gonna like what comes next 0160
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Only in the context of learning Haskell (et al), where I think there is a more programming-focused explanation of a monad that makes sense to those unfamiliar with category theory, but why you would be writing Haskell without being interested in the underlying math is beyond me in the first place 380
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025 1248367
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026For now. The neovim maintainer is annoyingly pro-AI. But I guess in the worst case there'll just be another fork (if there isn't already). 100
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/06/2025 941467
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Losing to the US sucks ass but losing to the US when they are openly Nazi Germany 2 is sooooo much worse 842852
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Congratulations! The billionaires have successfully sold you a lie. Better luck next time! 010
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I love my wife's quiet strength and have been racking my brain over what to get her for her birthday. You're a lifesaver 000
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026dlrow oiram repus luigi's mansion american truck simulator richard burns rally jokershellok majora's mask blindfold super mario 64 70 person 70 star relay pokemon emerald (currently happening!) 140
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026that's not true, there was another one earlier this week 010
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026sorry can’t think of one 030
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026it doesn’t strike me as broadly true that people want disney to have stronger IP rights in response to AI, people just use “copyright” and “plagiarism” interchangeably. the problem is a moral one, not a legal one. most artists don’t have the power to enforce copyright at that scale anyway 020
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026ohh, shit. you watching? keep me posted 000
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two hands"fart" @jonhendren.com · 07/01/2026i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on 174713851
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Then why haven’t video game characters convinced people to kill? You are lending an extremely naive amount of credence to the human psyche here. I don’t think you’re actually interested in the dangers presented here if you’re going to dismiss them out of hand based on an argument this baseless. 100
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right? 261284121
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 31/12/2025chatbots don’t need to be indistinguishable from humans to invalidate your point. They only need to be distinguishable from videogame characters, and they are. The novelty of bespoke generated answers to messages is enough of a simulacrum of human interaction to have the effect Sarah is mentioning 110
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Vegan restaurants you don’t have to hang up a pride flag we already know how you feel. It’s like a sports bar putting up a swastika 1695
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 27/12/2025oh yeah he's a great guy, super funny. if you ever piss him off even a little bit he'll get insanely mad and make an example out of you in front of everyone and bring it up at least 5 more times. yeah basically just try not to speak directly to him ever. he's chill tho 030
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/02/2025canceled when my google searches leak and the number one repeated query every day for the past eighteen months is “could queen’s gambit see the board better because her eyes were so far apart” 327629
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two hands⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 25/12/2025*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh 192915650
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 24/12/2025thought about donkey kong country and got too emotional again 010
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/12/2025alright here's mine. i might be just a little pessimistic 1713926
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsChaireth, but if she were a Leinth @catsharkchaireth.bsky.social · 16/12/2025#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI 107132436494
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 15/12/2025tangential but when i was a kid i heard the word virgin on a sitcom and, vaguely remembering it as a religious thing, asked my mom what it meant. i was very embarrassed to hear the answer 000
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 10/12/2025doordashing a coffee at 11 pm so its waiting for me in the morning 020
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Hi all! I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides: docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comJENNA EVERLY - Full Role InformationJENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens... 19609329
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 07/12/2025just hit a lick on the unicode consortium 000
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Do “people claim” that, or do people just use the Duff gag as an easy-to-parse example of the more general “the show is ruined by recropping” argument that almost everyone has responded to you with here? 030
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsAAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 28/11/2025i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao 21221277500
eating normal size strawberry with two hands @scatter.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Couldn’t get away with that these days 020
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handsjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/11/2025When i was a kid i thought Foghorn Leghorn was called Fuckhorn Lickhorn 71315
Reposted by eating normal size strawberry with two handschrome chomsky @chromechomsky.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Stupid assh*le (male 🙄) instacart shopper just gave me the old ship of theseus with all the wood replaced when I asked for a new ship of theseus. What a moron 0103
