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Mark Primiano

@doctor1hundred.bsky.social
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Well he lived his life like a bottle rocket, short fuse and all.

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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 1h
I have used #11 scalpel blades to fix this at work because it drives me insane.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 6h
He knows it's him.
An orange kitten named Vincent Purrice sitting right behind his adoption notice.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 7h
When a kitten misbehaves at work, I will tell it "that wasn't very Cash Money of you".
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Eric @uwebollocks.bsky.social · 9h
Today on Soundtracker I kick off Halloween with one of the series true oddities. Did you know that THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, a movie famously devoid of music, has a soundtrack album with Bauhaus and others? Well, it does, and I talked about it with 2 time Bram Stoker winner Robert P. Ottone. Links 👇🏼
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 13h
David Bowie when asked what he wants on his cheesesteak: 🎵White American, white American, I want that white American🎵
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SAM!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Book 38 of the year: I find Reggie Jackson fascinating because I unfortunately see too much of myself in him. Getting to read about all the rest of the A's too was great.
A copy of Dynastic, Bombastic, Fantastic by Jason Turbow resting on a curled up orange cat. There is a picture of the namesake of one of his nicknames (Rollie Fingers) on the cover.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A necrotic dog testicle exploded kn me today. It's cool that a decade into this career exciting new things can still happen.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sam Antonacci is a beautiful menace.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Starting a reliever whose only pitched in 15 career games in a do or die playoff game is certainly a choice!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All leg seats have been claimed for tonight's showing of Evil Dead Burn.
Two orange cats hanging out on my outstretched legs while I watch a movie.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Winning obviously helps with everything, but this is a clubhouse heavily built on letting a bunch of young weirdos feel comfortable being young weirdos and the veterans seeming to understand their roles in that (hence all the World's Best Dad shirts with Grichuk).
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's one good Ilitch son and he starred as the Driller Killer in Slumber Party Massacre 2.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FUCK YES!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cleveland's outfield just full of lollipop arms, huh?
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone needs to tell the announcers that these two teams did not play yesterday. They've said it a dozen times by now.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm going to keep sending SKW pictures of birds for her to use as she sees fit until she's healthy, so if you don't like reading my stuff you had best be hoping and praying for her recovery.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As someone who really likes some of his writing, this is definitely something I've had to grapple with. The second Sinestro started getting tortured in the finale, it was a very obvious "oh Tom King wrote this part" moment.
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once again heartfelt thanks to @doctor1hundred.bsky.social , who not only sent me some birds to talk about, but also graciously allowed me to butt in and write a lot myself.
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October 4, 2026 - Mark Primiano, Guest Birder
Many, many thanks to Dr. Mark, who sent me several photos with text to have in reserve; necessary since today I am low on both physical reserve and inspiration. He has also been kind enough to allow ...
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think of the Kids in the Hall steel toe boots sketch at least three times a month and have since first seeing it as a child.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're showing The Boondocks on the big screen at Music Box before the movie right now and I might die of happiness!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Que yo soy muy paciente, pero no soy tanto.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TWO MORE, BABY!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need the Sox to sweep Cleveland so I can stop seeing these anti-Sherrod Brown ads. Jesus.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spicy Ramen here was spay/neuter number 6,969 for me at my shelter, which is officially the most any doctor has done in their career with the org!
A honky in blue scrubs wearing a blur and orange jackalope scrub cap holding a wee 2 lbs orange and white kitten asleep from surgery.
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Eric @uwebollocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey! Last week was absolutely nuts but last Friday I talked with @doctor1hundred.bsky.social on Soundtracker, and we talked about THE WARRIORS, one of the all-time cool ass movies. Links below! Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1OrV...
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PUP- "Free At Last"
Dennis the Menace from today saying "it's easy to feel sorry for yourself when nobody else does."
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The real tragedy of the Mets trading him for Javy Baez years ago is that it would have ruled to constantly go "PCAy, I'm walkin' heah" when he got four balls.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Book 37 of the year: learning that it was sort of epistolary from reading The Troop earlier this year got me to finally get around to Carrie. It's good, though King writing about menstruation is pretty uncomfortable!
An orange and white tabby snoozing next to a paperback copy of Carrie by Stephen King.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The miracle is that it actually makes Aurelio's edible. blockclubchicago.org/2026/09/30/a...
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SOXXXXXXX!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walking the easiest hitter in baseball to strikeout, resulting in his team batting around and having to go to the bullpen in the first inning on consecutive days? My heart!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feels so weird and also awesome that everyone is cheering for the White Sox.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rocking back and forth in my work chair and ready to explode.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good job, East Coast White Sox!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WE CAN JUST CALL IT A GAME NOW PLEASE.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A fun thing about Ben is that he refuses to accept he deserves this level of praise. When he told me this was coming, I congratulated him and he said "I don't belong on that list!" Wrong! You do!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hawkgirl looks so unhappy to be around all those birds.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't like bullpen games but I'm not going to pretend sending out 2026 Matt Boyd to start your game one is a much better option.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Birds is cooked?
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having Case Keenum pass like a dude in a neighborhood pickup game is honestly pretty smart.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Neat!
A big ol praying mantis on a fence!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it's cool that the last time Cleveland won a World Series there were only 48 states.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Pac news is just unreal.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm going to Boo at the Zoo with my niece and nephew next month and am trying to navigate how to buy fox ears and a tail without my algorithm becoming "so you want to be a furry".
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I wanted to turn my grandma's recipes into a book, but my AI app barely let me upload anything" WRITE THEM BY HAND! TYPE THEM IN A WORD DOCUMENT. THE EXERCISE IS THE POINT!
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jimmy Books would be a good name for a mobster who likes to read.
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you like to hear two very Midwestern dudes talk about a NYC movie from before they were born? You would!
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Eric @uwebollocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got to talk about THE WARRIORS with Mark on Soundtracker today. Can you dig it?!?
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm all for Rahm running for President and getting his teeth kicked the fuck in at the primaries before disappearing. No one wants you, you clown.
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