Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 29/09/2026It's easy to forget that people are still making cool internet things, but here's one! Pretty neat! 292
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick 333378
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickdebmaluk.bsky.social @debmaluk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Migration Moon #birds 69418
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 28/09/2026I think I might just have to admit to myself that I like corny things. 230
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 26/09/2026You shouldn't have to do math to hang artwork. 082
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickJeff @gojeffgo.com · 26/09/2026Least Popular D&D Character Classes - Bard - Barista - Birder - Rogue - Roadie - Cleric - Youth Pastor - Comptroller - Budtender - Traveling Wilbury 1396
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 25/09/2026Live, Laugh, Lennie Briscoe. 120
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026daydreaming about holding hands with a big anthropomorphic bottle of soda and spinning around in a sunflower field while “happy together” plays 2482
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"OWL RLY" Acrylic and paint marker on birch panel. My piece for the Hoot art show, part of the Ottawa International Animation Festival this year. It's up right now for another 2 days at Beyond the Pale Brewing in the Byward Market. Painting is also for sale! #art #owl #retrogaming 121622544
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickNyco Rudolph @nycorudolph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have been BUSY with book commissions. This is for a recent ww2 era horror/sci-fi/psychological thriller that explores trauma and memory. Instead of opting for a cliche war movie poster, I did something a little more unsettling and symbolic. 2101
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 23/09/2026Life is like a box of chocolates: I ate all of them except for the sour quince log. 011
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickRetro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026RealPlayer is buffering 1433065
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looked into a crystal ball and saw a vision of my future self frantically shoving coleslaw into a postbox. I'm sure I'll have a good reason for doing that 110420
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky 111730349
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickCri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Seriously, White-crowned Sparrow! Save some pretty for the other birds! No pics of the one(s) in my yard right now, but enjoy this one from 2022! "Fun" fact: I only get them for a week or two during migration. They spend winter like 30 miles south (and - of course many, many other places!) #birds 1846852
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnicklukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching 1806842531
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickrespectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the gregarious new Barred Owl in Central Park continues giving incredible daylight views. Flew right over my head chasing a mourning dove. 0313
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 012013
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickStephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026mmygod 1207406619
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.xyz · 18/09/2026me until suddenly: consequences 022
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 18/09/2026Turns out, it actually was me. Huh. 1242
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 18/09/2026Finally got the security cameras set up, so that's right, you WILL know who murders me! 040
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 17/09/2026* sees a Girl Guide sitting at a table * "Yes, sell me your overpriced, average tasting cookies! The lack of availability of them year-round has inflated their value and preciousness in my eyes!" 030
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickJeope! @jeope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It feels like summer’s kaput in my area; I almost let the tomatoes frost last night, not realizing the evening low. In tribute to warmer days here’s a pen-and-ink sketch of a robin, based from a photo of one I saw being banded a few years back. Coloured in Photoshop. #birds 413416
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sources close to the situation are saying "who cares" and "do I have to" 012318
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickGarrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every right-wing Facebook post is, "Don't you remember how it used to be, before everything changed?" with an AI image of how it used to be, that looks like this 4847285
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If the cheese is a'spreading, no need to be a'dreading. 47427
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickSam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What do you mean the boys are back in town? Buddy, the boys died exactly 50 years ago this very night, in this town. *haunting guitar riff echoes in the nigh-illuminated fields of wheat* 02311
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickAER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So if anyone was in the market for 3000 gyros, now is the time to cash in. That's like a $10,000 value! You don't wanna miss this! 4216
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 14/09/2026I seem to keep meeting lovely people and having a wonderful time with them lately, and folks? It is really eating up my shitposting schedule here. 290
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickLiquoricelino Printmaking @liquoricelino.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Another one. Handmade lino print on paper. #birds #art #linocut #linoprint #printmaking Liquoricelino.etsy.com 1459
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickClayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to 82234514
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 12/09/2026Sometimes I think about saying "Sorry I'm so weird," but then I realize I'm not sorry about it at all. Your problem. 071
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 10/09/2026I'd rather live in a crummier neighbourhood and be able to afford to travel... to a hospital... I have been stabbed. 120
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 6088531163
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickBo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026(steepling fingers, gazing deep into my scrying disco ball) yesssss, white boy, yesss. play that funky music. play it ... until you DIE 8672136
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 09/09/2026Me, whispering seductively: "I bet your other girlfriends don't talk about the 12ft Home Depot skeleton this much..." 160
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 653999786
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickJeff @gojeffgo.com · 09/09/2026lot of people asking how I crush all these challenges (10pm fudgsicle, 11pm cold french fries, 3 blueberry muffins in one day)... it's all about focus and commitment and NO FEAR of failure. 1191
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickJeff @gojeffgo.com · 09/09/2026EAT YOUR LUNCH AT 10:30 A.M. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! 5291
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnickmerritt @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony 133298598
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickBrandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s da bat! 49414
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickRadish Doodles @radishdoodles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Here at @prairiecomicsfest.bsky.social until 5pm today! I need caffeine. 1193
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Maybe your cat is just cool ok 301090104
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 04/09/2026I've had an upset stomach since Tuesday night and I can't figure out what's causing it. Did the US recall Cheez-Its too or something? 220
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 03/09/2026Not mowing the lawn at my new house in order to establish neighbourhood dominance. 050
Reposted by Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" PosnickCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨 139102391613