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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick

@samposnick.com
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Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually. Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work. IG: @samposnick www.samposnick.com

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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 29/09/2026
It's easy to forget that people are still making cool internet things, but here's one! Pretty neat!
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ah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick
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debmaluk.bsky.social @debmaluk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Migration Moon #birds
The full Moon with 5 Canada Geese in silhouette on the bottom right.mostly Full Moon rising over a lake above the trees.  The moonlight is reflecting on the water.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 28/09/2026
I think I might just have to admit to myself that I like corny things.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 26/09/2026
You shouldn't have to do math to hang artwork.
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 26/09/2026
Least Popular D&D Character Classes - Bard - Barista - Birder - Rogue - Roadie - Cleric - Youth Pastor - Comptroller - Budtender - Traveling Wilbury
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 25/09/2026
Live, Laugh, Lennie Briscoe.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
daydreaming about holding hands with a big anthropomorphic bottle of soda and spinning around in a sunflower field while “happy together” plays
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ElectroCeratops @ehrenenglish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"OWL RLY" Acrylic and paint marker on birch panel. My piece for the Hoot art show, part of the Ottawa International Animation Festival this year. It's up right now for another 2 days at Beyond the Pale Brewing in the Byward Market. Painting is also for sale! #art #owl #retrogaming
An acrylic painting of a snowy owl character playing an original game boy. Bright retro colours and an abstract background. Perhaps a resemblance to an ancient meme.
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Nyco Rudolph @nycorudolph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have been BUSY with book commissions. This is for a recent ww2 era horror/sci-fi/psychological thriller that explores trauma and memory. Instead of opting for a cliche war movie poster, I did something a little more unsettling and symbolic.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 23/09/2026
Life is like a box of chocolates: I ate all of them except for the sour quince log.
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RealPlayer is buffering
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looked into a crystal ball and saw a vision of my future self frantically shoving coleslaw into a postbox. I'm sure I'll have a good reason for doing that
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Cri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seriously, White-crowned Sparrow! Save some pretty for the other birds! No pics of the one(s) in my yard right now, but enjoy this one from 2022! "Fun" fact: I only get them for a week or two during migration. They spend winter like 30 miles south (and - of course many, many other places!) #birds
Photo of a white crowned sparrow perched in on a blooming rosemarry branch. they are in profile facing right.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the gregarious new Barred Owl in Central Park continues giving incredible daylight views. Flew right over my head chasing a mourning dove.
Close up eye level portrait of a barred owl surrounded by vibrant green foliage
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Simpsons screenshot of a kid singing MY DING-A-LING
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.xyz · 18/09/2026
me until suddenly: consequences
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 18/09/2026
Turns out, it actually was me. Huh.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 18/09/2026
Finally got the security cameras set up, so that's right, you WILL know who murders me!
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 17/09/2026
* sees a Girl Guide sitting at a table * "Yes, sell me your overpriced, average tasting cookies! The lack of availability of them year-round has inflated their value and preciousness in my eyes!"
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Jeope! @jeope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It feels like summer’s kaput in my area; I almost let the tomatoes frost last night, not realizing the evening low. In tribute to warmer days here’s a pen-and-ink sketch of a robin, based from a photo of one I saw being banded a few years back. Coloured in Photoshop. #birds
A pen-and-ink sketch of a robin, drawn with a brush pen and coloured digitally. The bird’s tones fade to white at the bottom, with a green square  of background framing the head and sides.
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sources close to the situation are saying "who cares" and "do I have to"
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 15/09/2026
@radishdoodles.bsky.social
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every right-wing Facebook post is, "Don't you remember how it used to be, before everything changed?" with an AI image of how it used to be, that looks like this
Homer Simpson has a photographic memory
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If the cheese is a'spreading, no need to be a'dreading.
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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What do you mean the boys are back in town? Buddy, the boys died exactly 50 years ago this very night, in this town. *haunting guitar riff echoes in the nigh-illuminated fields of wheat*
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AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So if anyone was in the market for 3000 gyros, now is the time to cash in. That's like a $10,000 value! You don't wanna miss this!
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 14/09/2026
I seem to keep meeting lovely people and having a wonderful time with them lately, and folks? It is really eating up my shitposting schedule here.
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Liquoricelino Printmaking @liquoricelino.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Another one. Handmade lino print on paper. #birds #art #linocut #linoprint #printmaking Liquoricelino.etsy.com
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I think about saying "Sorry I'm so weird," but then I realize I'm not sorry about it at all. Your problem.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 10/09/2026
I'd rather live in a crummier neighbourhood and be able to afford to travel... to a hospital... I have been stabbed.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl wakes up in bed. Groggily, she says, “ugh… did I put the snacks away?” Panel 2: upon entering her kitchen, she discovers two human-sized cockroaches wearing bathrobes making themselves at home. One is using her coffee maker and the other is sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Best Granddaughter”. There is an open bag of nacho cheese chips on the counter.
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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(steepling fingers, gazing deep into my scrying disco ball) yesssss, white boy, yesss. play that funky music. play it ... until you DIE
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 09/09/2026
Me, whispering seductively: "I bet your other girlfriends don't talk about the 12ft Home Depot skeleton this much..."
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 09/09/2026
lot of people asking how I crush all these challenges (10pm fudgsicle, 11pm cold french fries, 3 blueberry muffins in one day)... it's all about focus and commitment and NO FEAR of failure.
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 09/09/2026
EAT YOUR LUNCH AT 10:30 A.M. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
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merritt @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s da bat!
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Radish Doodles @radishdoodles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Here at @prairiecomicsfest.bsky.social until 5pm today! I need caffeine.
Selfie of silvana at her merch table
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe your cat is just cool ok
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 04/09/2026
I've had an upset stomach since Tuesday night and I can't figure out what's causing it. Did the US recall Cheez-Its too or something?
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 03/09/2026
Not mowing the lawn at my new house in order to establish neighbourhood dominance.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A gem at the county fair art show. 🎨
Acrylic painting of an angry looking white cat staring at the viewer with one paw on a blue vase, about to push it off a mantle.
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