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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick

@samposnick.com
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Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually. Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work. IG: @samposnick www.samposnick.com

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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 01/10/2026
Ah yes, perfect for my famous 'Candied Dorito Stuffing'.
Screenshot of a sales flyer in red and yellow titled "Big Thanksgiving Deals" featuring a bag of sugar, a bag of Doritos and a box of Stovetop Stuffing.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 29/09/2026
You could do so many cool things with this...
Collage of abstract images with black and white swirls, woman with flowers on face, and control panel in corner.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 15/08/2026
We love our new house, don’t we folks?
An arched wooden entrance inside a house with hardwood floors frames a cool bubble light fixture hanging from the ceiling.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 08/08/2026
I also got the chance to be in a very fun retro photo booth! Great night!
A woman is sitting on an afghan covered couch, holding a corded phone in front of a wood panelled wall covered in posters with an 80s tv and stereo in the background.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 08/08/2026
Had a First Friday outing tonight and got a sweet little doodle of myself from my super talented pal @aves.bsky.social !
A marker doodle of a smiling woman with a cardinal on her shoulder with little lovey hearts, held in front of a very cool smiling person with a pen (the artist, Avery).
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 02/08/2026
Me and who?
Photo of page in piano music book for a song called Hot Dog! There is a black and white illustration of a boy and a girl who are Lady and the Tramping a hot dog.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 27/07/2026
“Say it, Frenchy! Say chowdah!” *sighing*
Photo close up of a baseboard heater with a logo on it that reads as the French “chaudair”.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 04/07/2026
Feeling slightly bad about the way something went down but then remembering that “I ain’t hosting a party of crap dudes.”
An Achewood comic strip where Todd the Squirrel approaches Ray the Cat asking for money. Ray tells him “Get away, this ain’t a party of crap dudes,” and also “You’re terrible! You are terrible!”

Todd really is terrible though.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 21/06/2026
SATURDAY! NIGHT! LITTLE GUYS! Thanks to @burrowingowl.bsky.social for always posting such sweet photos of these adorable little ones! They always brighten my day. #birds
Digital pencil sketch of a fluffy juvenile burrowing owl with its beak open.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 10/06/2026
Consuming so many of these that I also glow under blacklight like a cheap motel room.
A bag of Sour Patch Kids candy “Glow Ups” that supposedly glow under blacklight.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 04/06/2026
He has a job and is a contributing member of society! #birds #pigeons
Shaded pencil sketch in sketchbook of a pigeon with an old box style camera strapped to its chest. Pencils and erasers are laying atop the sketchbook.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 14/05/2026
This was a spam email, but I should actually just set this as an automatic notification to go out to my loved ones when I'm inevitably choking on food.
Screenshot of spam email with subject line "Action Required: Choking on Apple Pie" from "FDA Warning"
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 11/05/2026
Made a Hinge profile and now every 20 minutes or so, my life is just this:
Simpsons screencap where Nelson Muntz is leaning over his desk to look back at a hopeful looking Milhouse.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 10/04/2026
No need to argue with me, it's already done.
Two panel image of Bilbo Baggins holding the ring from Lord of the Rings. Panel one says "After all, why not?" Panel two says "Why shouldn't I eat three apple fritters in one day?"
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 07/04/2026
Graffiti inspired this. Thank you, graffiti.
A box full of caramel popcorn.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 04/04/2026
Pfft, how about how was my day, JON? How about that?
Old video game graphic screen of Jon from Garfield asking Garfield "Did you find Odie?"
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 01/04/2026
Missing my cousin today... This illustration was based on a joke that the D-Box was just a particular seat in the movie theatre where Dylan would come and annoy you while you tried to watch the movie.
A colourful illustration of the same man wearing a green hat and plaid shirt appearing three times to harass the same man sitting down in a movie theatre seat.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 01/04/2026
I think about it all the time actually, where do I sign?
A notification from Nintendo Music that says “How about flying off into space with Mario?”
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 01/04/2026
Secretly love tuna noodle casserole but I always say that this photo I took should be next to the dictionary definition of “depression”.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 29/03/2026
Picture me, walking into the party doing ‘raise the roof’ arm motions and saying my famous catchphrase:
Close up of cookie wrapper with little badge design that says “Cookie It Up”
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 28/03/2026
Me, setting my dating and relationship boundaries:
Snapshot of a box with instructions that read “I am cute but I am not a toy. Please use me for decoration only.”
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 25/03/2026
Lol
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 24/03/2026
Whisky that buys some cheap, slutty Shein clothes and immediately sweats through them.
Whiskey display, signage says “Festival Whisky”.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 23/03/2026
I think we need more farmers, honestly. Just doesn’t seem like enough.
Chickpea snack bag that says Three Farmers.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 16/03/2026
With boots and a bomber jacket last week.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 13/03/2026
Did another one, folks.
A digital ink and watercolour black and white drawing of a dark eyed junco bird eating popcorn with food falling out of his mouth, sitting on a branch. Handscrawled text reads “I love a funny story. And if you tell ‘em right, they’re all funny stories.”
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 27/02/2026
Drew this. Hope it helps someone!
A digital ink sketch of a white throated sparrow with a cowboy hat and a hobo bindle traipsing across a desert landscape. The hand written text reads “Got nothin’ to lose… and ain’t that the thrill of it all.” There is also a spilled can of beans above the artist’s signature (Sam Posnick).
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 26/01/2026
Just a little scrabbledy sketch to keep spirits up. I also learned today that a group of chickadees is called a ‘banditry’ and how cute is that?
A digital pencil sketch of four black capped chickadees surrounding some handwritten text that reads “You don’t have to do it alone.”
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 15/01/2026
"How's life going for you lately?" "Oh, well, you know, it's..."
Title credits for Hell of the Living Dead, written in a spooky font on a blue factory photo background. At least it's recorded in Dolby Stereo though.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 13/01/2026
I sing this all the time still.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 01/01/2026
Adding this one to the master thread. XXI. The World
Line art illustration of tarot card for “The World” featuring blue barn swallows perched on spruce branches and an antique globe in the background with two swallows flying in front.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 31/12/2025
The gall of Philip, looking this good still when he barely brought us any luck in 2025.
A shrunken lemon carved into a pig with raisin eyes on toothpick legs, holding a quarter in his mouth.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 31/12/2025
*sigh*
Screenshot from Fresh Prince of Belair with Uncle Phil carrying Jazz over his shoulder and Will Smith watching from a car. Uncle Phil is labelled “Me”, Jazz is labelled “2025” and Will is labelled “2026”. Let this serve as a warning, 2026!
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 26/12/2025
When I have arrived at the airport.
A backlit red sign that reads "BEST HAM in the airport". The sign is about me.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 20/12/2025
For #ArtAdventCalendar Day 19, a brand new card! And the last in the Major Arcana! XXI. The World I hope the coming new year brings you all peace, expansion, and fulfillment of the soul.
Line art illustration of tarot card for "The World" featuring blue barn swallows perched on spruce branches and an antique globe in the background with two swallows flying in front.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 17/12/2025
I never make mistakes.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 14/12/2025
Saturday night WIP.
Black and white line art of swallows sitting and flying in front of tilted globe.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 09/12/2025
I don’t typically post outfits here but this one is very fun and I feel like it and I’m a grown-ass woman and anyway, here’s Wonderwall…
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 05/12/2025
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 4 A favourite slide illustration from my 2019 PechaKucha presentation 'The Art of Better', a talk about the meaning of art, self-improvement and how these things better our lives as a whole. You can still see it for free here: www.pechakucha.com/presentation...
Pink toned line artwork of flowers blooming on a human heart that is in the process of being sewn up.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 04/12/2025
Not sending the special message to @aplante.com even though she would totally send that to me.
Discord sidekicks Alex and Heathcliff.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 04/12/2025
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 3 Just a gang of little chickadees sitting on a wire. Seeing these guys all winter is probably the best pick-me-up I can have each day. #birds
Coloured line artwork of five chickadees sitting on a wire during snowfall. The one in the middle has a seed in its beak and I assure you, the others are just jealous.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 03/12/2025
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 2 Another pattern for today, a few swans a swimming! #birds
Line art illustrations of black and white swans swimming on a navy blue background.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 02/12/2025
#ArtAdventCalendar Day 1 Kicking things off light and breezy with this art deco inspired peacock pattern
Peach pattern with graphic arched fern shapes and line artwork of peacocks and peahens standing within.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 30/11/2025
Why do I always post these so late at night? Anyway, one more card to go to finish the Major Arcana! Please enjoy the raptors of judgement. XX. Judgement
Tarot card design for Judgement with coloured line art illustrations of raptors (hawks and falcons) flying in a cloudy sky with ribbons and a sun shining behind the clouds.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 26/11/2025
I was buying some new pjs on Etsy and I stopped in my tracks while scrolling to look at this set because despite their ugliness, I straight up thought those were little Tim Robinson heads.
A white camisole and shorts with a repeated pattern of some guy's head all over them. You can apparently customize them this way but for real, who would want to, unless you were actually going to put Tim Robinson on them?
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 23/11/2025
It's late, so here's a little work in progress on a new card for the bird deck...
Black and white line art of a falcon diving down among the sun and clouds. Ribbons are rising up among other flying birds of prey.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 11/11/2025
And this one, I think I reposted it recently but forgot to add it to the thread! XV. The Devil
Illustrated tarot card featuring coloured line artwork of a bearded vulture looking sideways at the camera, standing on a pile of bones.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 11/11/2025
Don’t think I ever posted this one here at all actually! III. The Empress
Tarot card mockup featuring coloured line art illustration of two storks wading in a pond in a bamboo grove. One is wearing a red imperial looking hat.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 11/11/2025
The strong lady of the Major Arcana… XI. Justice
A mockup of a tarot card for Justice featuring an illustrated blindfolded female cardinal on a perch in front of two banners, one with a scale and the other with a sword.
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Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick @samposnick.com · 11/11/2025
And here is… I. The Magician
A mockup of a tarot card with an illustration of a red winged blackbird rising out of a bubbling chalice with pussy willow branches in front of a wine coloured backdrop.
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