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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Orgies?! Oh hell no, I don’t even like being in a group chat.

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“Who’s got two thumbs and can get you into a Candy Crush-themed above-ground pool TODAY?”

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The 5 stages of unemployment are: 1. Watch 2. Every 3. Season 4. of 5. The Wire

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I know everyone has been clamoring to know so, I’ll tell you: Rosco remains the Best Good Boy. Good day!

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“Is the World As You Know It Dying in Front of Your Eyes? Here’s why tie-dyeing will never go out of style…”

Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

“Yeah… I’m thinking, your back.’” - John Wick, chiropractor

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

When I see someone unironically wearing their “The Office” t-shirt in the year of our Lord 2026, I seethe with jealously. To be a smooth-brained simpleton hooplehead who walks into a public bathroom and tries to pry an air dryer from the wall because they “found a free wind machine!” God bless.

Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Trump isn’t playing 4D chess, he’s eating Monopoly pieces and shooting everyone in Guess Who? in the face.

Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

This like saying, “I won the Powerball! They just need to pick my numbers.”

Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

“Well, that depends on what the definition of jizz is” - Bill Clinton, testifying about Epstein today

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

when all sound stops and all you taste is ash because you start to understand you might not be able to watch the season finale of INDUSTRY live on Sunday, March 26th at 9pm eastern

Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

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ok its time for the feelings post: folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Ask your doctor if questions are right for you.

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"Makin' online jokes done lost it's flavor," he spit into the dying fire. "I think I'm quit." "Maybe it's quit a' you," answered a voice from deep within him. "Maybe" he replied, chewing the last of his beans. In the distance some coyotes gibbered. Almost like laughter. "Maybe"

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Oh hey I adopted a dog last year. This is Rosco and this is my favorite picture of him, just absolutely crashed out after partying for a week straight

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Orgies?! Oh hell no, I don’t even like being in a group chat.

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It’s so cool that Steve Bannon hasn’t faced any consequences for being The Pedophile Rehabilitator. He was besties with Epstein RIGHT BEFORE he went to jail the 2nd time but I still see him being quoted like he’s a Serious Person instead of part of the elite cabal he’s a card carrying member of

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

“Who brings a gun to a protest?!”

Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

If you don’t want to be a called a Nazi then stop doing Nazi shit.

Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Great news: I finally overcame my imposter syndrome! Bad news: I killed my identical twin.

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

LeBron James is French for ‘the Bron James.’

TRUMP: “The time has come to send the Mayor of Chicago and the Governor of Illinois to gitmo!” DEMOCRATS via text message: “THIS IS NOT NORMAL! Reply with a $25 donation to make your voice heard! We will NOT be afraid! We will NOT shut up! We will NOT do anything beyond convey empty rhetoric!”

Mr. Beast is going to win an Emmy for a video called something like, “LAST ORPHAN OUT AT THE MURDER-SUICIDE MANSION!”

Is the news leaving you depressed? Does the world make you sad now? Is each day worst than the one before? WELCOME TO HOW I’VE FELT MY ENTIRE LIFE, bitches! Shit sucks, don’t it? Just SMILE!

The Oregon Trail but instead of fjording a river you throw used car batteries in it. Instead of killing animals for meat you build a data center in the forest. Instead of dying from dysentery you die from smallpox AND dysentery.

Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Come see me perform stand-up comedy one last time! Sat. June 21st at the Pine Box Rock Shop in BK. $10, all proceeds going to the Ali Forney Center to help at-risk LGBTQ+ youth. 7pm! Travis is hilarious, Lucy is a comedy genius, plus, me?!

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Times are tough right now. I just went to cross a bridge and my local troll only asked me to solve his riddles two.

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Times are tough right now. I just went to cross a bridge and my local troll only asked me to solve his riddles two.

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Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Happy belated 4/20 + Easter “He has resin.”

Sam Grittner @samgrittner.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Haha! Get him, leopards! Wait… no, stop! My face! My beautiful white Anglo face! How could this have happened TO ME?!