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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026

The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

once my deodorant stops working it’s odor for you bitches

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026

It’s 9/11 eve, don’t forget to racially profile yourself and put out those little three ounce bottles of shampoo for TSA Santa

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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Found comment: "Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."

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Samphis @samphis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They’re really removing discs from this console, too?!

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Samphis @samphis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Absolutely holds up (and there was a recent 4K remaster). It’s my favorite movie of all time.

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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 26/08/2026

Men only want three things

I'm holding a blu ray triple feature of the thing (1982), the thing (from another world), and the thing (2011), in front of shelves of other disc based media

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 20/08/2026

There is no functional difference between people looking for rampant voter fraud and ghost hunters.

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Personal Trainer: what are your goals? Me: to pet all the dogs. PT: no, fitness goals. Me: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Victor Lucas @victorlucas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I know this is an incredibly simplified take but when I think of what executives and marketers in the videogame industry should be intensely focused on, the top two things are: 1) Keep people who buy games happy. 2) Keep people who make games happy. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on

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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The police should not have quotas, the news should not have ratings and the prisons should not have profits

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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026

I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Challenger disaster was a horrible tragedy, but I remember it was so shocking because catastrophe under NASA was so rare. This never-ending procession of privatised space rockets exploding every other week is making it mundane. Privatisation is shit.

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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 28/07/2026

The entirety of social media appears predicated on the idea I'm interested in hearing from people who disagree with me, and yet I am not.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

mitch mcconnell died doing what he loved, keeping a federal office vacant for several months leading into an election

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

tried to look sexy while removing my turtleneck but i couldn't quite pull it off

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Samphis @samphis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sputnik is spitting fire tonight.

A large, tan dog wearing Heart-Shaped pink sunglasses

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

South Korea built solar panels over highway medians and turned the space underneath into protected bike lanes. Clean energy + safe cycling, using infrastructure that already exists.

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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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Samphis @samphis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I did the desktop flip to a particularly awful coworker during the CRT monitor days (both of us working in IT, mind you). I came into work the next day to see that she had flipped her monitor completely upside down because she couldn’t figure it out.

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Samphis @samphis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Only a nomster would do that!

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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

i had no idea this would become so literal

tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026

please show respect for the dead body of someone who didn’t respect your alive body

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AJfromBrooklyn @ajfrombrooklyn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Me in a pair of skinny jeans.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Mitch McConnell's possible death raises new questions about Joe Biden's health.

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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Xbox: "Our goal is to make Xbox exponentially more popular than Netflix. And our strategy to achieve this is to fire every employee who currently works for us."

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BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

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Samphis @samphis.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This is like making “Well, actually…..” a virtue and not, like the world’s most annoying trait.

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Samphis @samphis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I would also like to evoke Sputnik.

A large, lazy tan dog named “Sputnik” relaxing on a couch.

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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Four out of nine Supreme Court justices find the Constitution unconstitutional, what a time to be alive

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This is probably obvious, but: the Reflecting Pool is so much fun to talk about because on the one hand it's a perfect little synecdoche for the whole disastrous second Trump presidency but on the other hand the stakes are pretty low.

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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 21/06/2026

Can’t believe a Strait is demanding so much attention during Pride Month. Typical.

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

We, as a nation, are collectively missing a great opportunity to get RFK Jr to drink from the reflecting pool.

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Samphis @samphis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

There has been a 35% reduction in communication between crows over the last year. Scientists are trying to find the caws.

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