iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I like to think Betty White is up there somewhere, getting even older

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Remember to cut up your coffee carrier so a horse doesn't get stuck in it and drown

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

- crungle - effluvious - mucilaginously - crunglescent

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Unless Kamala Harris is going to clearly state the genocide should end and that all arm sales should be halted to Israel while also apologizing for not promising to do differently during the campaign, then this fucking sucks and I’m extremely disappointed in El-Sayed.

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/09/2026

me: hey so I was thinking of maybe watching a documenta- streaming platform: about MURDER? me: no I mean I was maybe thinking like a history show, or like sp: MURDER? YOU WANNA WATCH WOMEN BEING KILLED? BY SERIAL KILLERS? me: no honestly something on the Ottomans maybe or sp: DEATH! DEATH!

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Making some ugly filter covers for my respirator

A respirator with a nickelodeon-ass fluorescent green cover. The pattern looks like a disease

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

www.mcmaster.com/product/4285...

A retractable ethernet cord reel on McMaster

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today because it's already 2pm and you haven't even started

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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023

Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities

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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In case you get hassled on this fine Kirkmas Day.

"I'm not advocating for violence, even though there is just cause to advocate for violence. I am merely CELEBRATING violence"

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.

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Konner Knudsen @penzerker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Werner Herzog's scathing quote about Ai is what I needed this morning.

Werner Herzog response to a question about ai

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ohhhhh Focker sounds like Fucker I get it now

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shintigercurl @shintigercurl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026

In the 90s we didn’t have social media. We talked to each other in person. We listened to cassette tapes. We rode bikes until it was dark. We brought back swing music. We smoked cigarettes inside. One of the swing bands was called the cherry poppin daddies. We went outside.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/08/2026

“Looksminimizing” is sending me

Poster on streetlight pole

CAN YOU ANTIMOG THE TRAP KING?
LOOKSMINIMIZING COMPETITION
REJECT BEAUTY *Bring your Z game*
2pm Saturday August 29
Washington Square Park NYC
Photographed by Bruce Gilden
Hosted by Nick Dove and Neoliberalhell
WRETCHES ONLY

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026

i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself

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Miles Pen @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025

Rob Paulsen - Voice Actor

I had the remarkable privilege to work with Tim a few dozen times.
Kind, generous, playful, naughty and a TOTAL pro. A couple years ago, at NY Comic Con, I was in the green room having lunch and Tim
came in in his chair. Of course, I was aware of his stroke, so l walked over knelt down and said, "Tim! It's Rob Paulsen. We
worked together on..." he looked me and said, "I know who you are,
you fucking wanker." It was like a blessing from the Pope. Utterly
unique. Unstoppable. A total star.

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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

MrBeast has died

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026

one thing i learned from dolly parton, who wrote jolene and i will always love you in the same day, is that i could never do that

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

category error

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

cutting my arm off now so it never gets pinned under a boulder

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That the peanut allergy panic of the 2000s was bad and exacerbated sensitivity to peanuts.

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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Birds inspired airplanes. But not flightless birds. Those inspired cars

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Check out the dummy in the car

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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

yeah i'm a gamer

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I mean, yeah no shit. Say what you want about the evils of factory farming, but it is brutally efficient.

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My first job was on a small dairy farm in Maine. One day this hippie lady stopped by and told the farmer she wanted to buy some raw milk. He just looked at her for a few seconds and said "Why?"

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

A dating app for people who are forklift certified

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"

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Hans MLman @hansmlman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This is who aoc supports

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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Well that was fast. The Islamic Republic of Japan has taken the Hudson River

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Haaland is like if the villanous sidekick from a James Bond film just played football

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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 05/07/2026

american psycho, but make it woke

I go down the street to Rhodora for my friend Tembe’s intimate Pride kickoff event. This is a calmer, queer-POC-focused soirée. The point seemed to be: We’re lesbians who are hot and mostly Black and in our 30s now, so before we descend into hell, let’s stretch, have drinks, giggle, gossip, play mancala, and look at each other. There is one exceptionally attractive lesbian there who’s making me want to end my no-dating rule. I drink a mezcal negroni and snack on olives I stole off someone else’s plate.

The big dinner is at Moss, a new membership club in midtown. I’m not a member; I just like free food. I’m in a complicated shoe, so I call a car there. The Caesar salad slaps. There’s a big-ass shrimp cocktail and oysters, but the shrimp is alarmingly large in a way that felt very inviting at first and then incredibly challenging. Then roast chicken breast and a vanilla dot cake. I’m not a big cake person, and I don’t like things that feel like sprinkles, but my friend Sarah Burke really loves it, and I’m an ally to her experience. I’m not a yuck-your-yum kind of girl — I’ll never yuck a yum; I’ll only judge it from afar.

From there, I go to Boom Boom Room, where JoJo — the O.G., not Siwa — performs two of her hit songs with a purse on. People laugh at the accessory glued to her underarm, but I understand; I don’t trust drunk gay guys either! I see y’all spilling your tequila sodas and doing bumps of ketamine; you’re not touching my shit. She does her numbers on the bar and immediately walks off. I order an Uber in the middle of “Get Out” so it’s waiting for me when she’s done. I drink a mezcal with ginger beer.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/07/2026

the john denver version of this song does nothing for me anymore. this makes me cry

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

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