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SPIDER RESPECTER

@sambreed.bsky.social
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I'm the kung fu hippie from gangster city 🦀 Invincible genius. All my ideas are good and I will never die.

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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the Martians from Sesame Street, sometimes called the "Yip-Yips", with a cartoon speech bubble quoting the post
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tiger survives human attack
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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is kind of how the Mad Max series does it, even though those all have the same author. There are a lot of consistent elements, but it's impossible to map out a perfect continuity. Miller re-uses actors in different roles too, making it even weirder.
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So arrest them then. Easy. I should be the mayor.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like to think Betty White is up there somewhere, getting even older
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember to cut up your coffee carrier so a horse doesn't get stuck in it and drown
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
- crungle - effluvious - mucilaginously - crunglescent
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 16/09/2026
me: hey so I was thinking of maybe watching a documenta- streaming platform: about MURDER? me: no I mean I was maybe thinking like a history show, or like sp: MURDER? YOU WANNA WATCH WOMEN BEING KILLED? BY SERIAL KILLERS? me: no honestly something on the Ottomans maybe or sp: DEATH! DEATH!
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Making some ugly filter covers for my respirator
A respirator with a nickelodeon-ass fluorescent green cover. The pattern looks like a disease
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
www.mcmaster.com/product/4285...
A retractable ethernet cord reel on McMaster
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today because it's already 2pm and you haven't even started
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023
Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities
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You Can't Do That On Social Media @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In case you get hassled on this fine Kirkmas Day.
"I'm not advocating for violence, even though there is just cause to advocate for violence. I am merely CELEBRATING violence"
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kinda reminds me of my favorite suit of armor, Guyver 0
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love that movie so much. I could go on.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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Konner Knudsen @penzerker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Werner Herzog's scathing quote about Ai is what I needed this morning.
Werner Herzog response to a question about ai
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ohhhhh Focker sounds like Fucker I get it now
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shintigercurl @shintigercurl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i knit a shawl of fake memories from a cruel little world of caste and fake latin, and i wrap it around my soft mind so that nothing new can chill or change it. i'm a ravenclaw! i shout, as i pour coins into a bucket tied around your neck with wire. that means I'm smart, i explain, watching you sink
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 31/08/2026
In the 90s we didn’t have social media. We talked to each other in person. We listened to cassette tapes. We rode bikes until it was dark. We brought back swing music. We smoked cigarettes inside. One of the swing bands was called the cherry poppin daddies. We went outside.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/08/2026
“Looksminimizing” is sending me
Poster on streetlight pole

CAN YOU ANTIMOG THE TRAP KING?
LOOKSMINIMIZING COMPETITION
REJECT BEAUTY *Bring your Z game*
2pm Saturday August 29
Washington Square Park NYC
Photographed by Bruce Gilden
Hosted by Nick Dove and Neoliberalhell
WRETCHES ONLY
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Miles Pen @ #hbspoilers @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025
Rob Paulsen - Voice Actor

I had the remarkable privilege to work with Tim a few dozen times.
Kind, generous, playful, naughty and a TOTAL pro. A couple years ago, at NY Comic Con, I was in the green room having lunch and Tim
came in in his chair. Of course, I was aware of his stroke, so l walked over knelt down and said, "Tim! It's Rob Paulsen. We
worked together on..." he looked me and said, "I know who you are,
you fucking wanker." It was like a blessing from the Pope. Utterly
unique. Unstoppable. A total star.
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
MrBeast has died
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
one thing i learned from dolly parton, who wrote jolene and i will always love you in the same day, is that i could never do that
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
category error
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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
cutting my arm off now so it never gets pinned under a boulder
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wow this shirt didn't age well
A shirt that reads "Today's date is 4/20/2026"
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That's really interesting. Are there any books about this you recommend? I really loved The Verge by Patrick Wyman, which has great stuff about military tech/tactics/culture of the early 16th century.
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
James Hong
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That the peanut allergy panic of the 2000s was bad and exacerbated sensitivity to peanuts.
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Birds inspired airplanes. But not flightless birds. Those inspired cars
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
www.mcmaster.com/product/4285...
A retractable ethernet cord reel on McMaster
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Check out the dummy in the car
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yeah i'm a gamer
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Honestly, great place to do it
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I mean, yeah no shit. Say what you want about the evils of factory farming, but it is brutally efficient.
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SPIDER RESPECTER @sambreed.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My first job was on a small dairy farm in Maine. One day this hippie lady stopped by and told the farmer she wanted to buy some raw milk. He just looked at her for a few seconds and said "Why?"
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