Reposted by JacobA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"slipped and fell into an enormous pickle jar full of yellowjackets while trying to reach a package of malomars from the tippy top shelf today, dead at the tragically advanced age of 71 ..." 1146556
Reposted by JacobSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham’s heart, welcome to the resistance 946723
Reposted by JacobLiam @wtyppod.com · 30/06/2026WOW I JUST FOUND THESE LEAKED PHOTOS OF TAYLOR SWIFT’S WEDDING www.history.com/this-day-in-...history.comAmericans hold a Nazi rally in Madison Square Garden | February 20, 1939 | HISTORYSix and a half months before Adolf Hitler invaded Poland, New York City’s Madison Square Garden hosted a rally to cel... 17613
Reposted by JacobBart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 16/06/2026TIL that Kenny Loggins has a trans son and that he is a super awesome and supportive dad. 333552699
Reposted by JacobStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/06/2026 242287
Jacob @sadboiwobbly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026@devononearth.bsky.social the walking away, then quick rush back and walking away again sounds at 49:58 of the newest WTYP episode was fantastic and I don’t ever want you to stop adding those effects 010
Reposted by JacobMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/05/2026RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is. 131143763265
Jacob @sadboiwobbly.bsky.social · 02/05/2026This is entirely your fault @garethdennis.uk @donoteat.bsky.social 2161
Reposted by Jacobkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor 109207784673
Reposted by Jacob𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026got early access to DLSS 5 and personally i think it looks incredible, check this out: 1052599
Reposted by JacobDane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256616909
Reposted by JacobBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time 7454311091
Reposted by JacobEmperorTigerstar @emperortigerstar.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Between pissing off MAGA and the Patriots getting their asses kicked (so far anyway) this has been a pretty satisfying superbowl. 0393
Reposted by JacobEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 02/01/2026adding anti-piracy measures to my skeets. i will need kernel level access to ur computer if u wanna read my little jokes 1130918
Jacob @sadboiwobbly.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Really enjoying watching all the chuds cry in the comments of Coheed’s latest video; really goes to show how much they refuse to actually engage with the music and stories Coheed has been making for years 100
Reposted by JacobAlan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 26/11/2025"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read 5965071922
Reposted by Jacobspooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 22/11/2025now that she's leaving politics forever, i'm looking forward to who will replace Marjorie Taylor Greene -- a corpse inside an abandoned refrigerator 5535
Reposted by JacobCommie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran 7552127
Reposted by Jacoblindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 21/11/2025i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine 734933
Reposted by Jacoblizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 20/11/2025if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too 101835265
Reposted by JacobDread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 05/11/2025A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him. 8112012453
Reposted by Jacobvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party 13576120
Reposted by Jacobslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/09/2025imagine sitting on this with a lawn chair and some beers 311310
Reposted by JacobJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2025just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one 1915076594
Reposted by JacobThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From theonion.comTrump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew FromLONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr... 172127053064
Reposted by JacobJacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened 91129243290
Reposted by Jacobspooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 10/09/2025maybe there was no shooter.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a silly faceALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a silly face 4624
Reposted by JacobTom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 10/09/2025in case my fed handler is here, as a principled Marxist you know I do not endorse adventurism, but you also know I sure as shit won’t shed a single fucking tear for these assholes either 0304
Reposted by JacobOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...mediamatters.orgCharlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” 773136135309
Reposted by Jacobonion person @junlper.beer · 01/09/2025it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row 1995802424
Reposted by JacobIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2025Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.” 203268356900
Reposted by JacobSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Hey guys, sorry for the confusion. I was the person who ordered all those pizzas from the pentagon pizza place. I was just really hungry and I honestly don’t know why that restaurant was available to me because I live in LA and they’re not here yet so I’m still hungry. Is $8 enough to tip or no 1491567
Jacob @sadboiwobbly.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Website developers and not deleting the wrong DNS records: challenge impossible 010
Reposted by Jacobonion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2025theonion.comJD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In MirrorWASHINGTON—In an expression of outrage at the vice president for his perceived ineptitude and lack of principles, JD Vance was reportedly booed Monday by his own reflection in the mirror. “You suck, y... 92582267
Reposted by Jacobbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/08/2025they got him strutting around the city like bugs bunny talkin shit, i bet cuomo is so mad right now 242432312
Reposted by JacobAsh @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Hung jury implies the existence of a Micropenis jury 18869107
!["I had to check in with my daughter — who was then my daughter, is now my son — to make sure that they were okay with telling the story out loud and embracing that," he told The Canadian Press. "There's been so much negativity, and so much fear spread around people who need to transition that I felt that the other side of the coin needed to be expressed, which was that it's an expression of love for my [son], that to publicly accept his transition was an expression of love that I wanted to do for him."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:25ttop2hwc6pkxjhccxx4tdp/bafkreigzb6hhkzmjl53qz2x4vgn3a4c7eukuigpsjzeimyqaocmwns5fxa)
!["why do you stay at your job if its that bad"?
[picture of a giant isopod]
This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreihwl7h3mavece4lptu3vjow3w7w5omxgj3ssooychukqdo4zpitcu)
![Betteridge's law of headlines
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Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." It is named after lan Betteridge, a British technology journalist.[1][2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nruu4ywzsygrdnz6z2ynmgbd/bafkreie7ebxfokggfbhnunrswqkc2di4u6g4j25wrbui7abn4uoy6zabqi)
