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Well that’s where I call it a night.

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Andy Reid died so that the eagles could pull that off

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sirriani called him a pussy lmao

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you can't hit a player out of bounds much less a qb like that moron

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imagine how great it must feel to have the athleticism and vision saquon has, dude is playing football on easy mode

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[not even clicking] I'd money on this guy being sniffed out as a creep or fed and being iced out or booted

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Air to Ground Message: SMOOTH SAILING SO FAR HOWS THE TAX EVASION GOING Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #a8c74359c1e F: #f48fff37fa7

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Paul Voosen @voosen.me · 28/09/2026

check the refs' phones for gambling apps

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New Horizons is now *three days away* from shutting off its two heliophysics instruments, simply because NASA has not provided the $2M in funding it had promised to the mission last year or this year. There is no science basis for shutting these off. Our earlier coverage:

science.org

NASA’s New Horizons mission may shut down two instruments over lack of funding

Decision risks “incalculable loss” of data from the edge of the Sun’s influence, scientists say

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 28/09/2026

They didn’t know Pitt Girl was listening to Temple Football.

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Air to Ground Message: HAD A BIIIIIG WASP IN THE FLIGHT DECK.UTILIZED THE QRH. NO CORRECTIVE ACTION REQUIRED Area: Cleveland, OH, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a783ff324ba F: #fac4c667d3e

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 28/09/2026

This feels too on the nose. Has the script writing this season just become lazy?

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you’re faster running into first bud

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

do not mistake this inning for anything positive, for our suffering has not run its course: as the road rises to meet the peak ever shall it deepen to lower into the valley

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Game 162. I don’t want to add to this.

Soldier with thousand yard stare thinking of bad Phillies memories

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I see it’s the state-mandated weekly dak prescott glazing segment on espn

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> it’s called Sunday > no Sun who came up with this shit?

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’ Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars. And say ‘These fucking wounds I had on Crispin’s day.’

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A nice image for everyone to fall asleep to tonight 🫶🏻

Citizens bank park getting nuked by a giant spaceship

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Kate Lew @pnwklew24.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm telling myself this Phillies team is cursed because of Middleton pulling that bullshit with Harry the K's.

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just call the fucking game at this point

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those parents suck, that’s why

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

time for some radical acceptance about this baseball team

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It is so good to see @reportermatt.bsky.social, who was in like 80% of my classes in college, become the most influential reporter in Massachusetts. He just loves the place, and you can tell in everything he does. A truly wonderful man making the whole state better.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hilarious that they're talking about interference with the secret service's radio signals on the broadcast and the audio immediately goes to shit

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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

a lot of y’all never had the battle-fury of your fathers run like new fire within your veins and it shows

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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t think there’s a historically related field more full of glad-handed bullshit than genealogy. “Oh yeah for sure your surname means you’re a descendant of this mythical barely-attested king, pay $10 for proof.”

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teams whose home field is the Linc must have one (1) exciting white and for Temple his name is Colin Chase

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

they don't know what they're in for, do they folks?

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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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can someone answer why the broadcast sounds like it's being recorded on a WW2 field telephone and filmed with a consumer grade digital camera circa 2008?

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practicing for future war crimes

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