Reposted by Commie Rae Jepsenthe most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 30/04/2026jan6 jackson 351361283
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenJake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Naming my sports team the “Oklahoma City Bombers” and being shocked as the crowd pelts me with fruit 411964225
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026two days after Trump supposedly entered into a ceasefire agreement against Netanyahu's wishes... 010
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026ran into your girl at the aquarium 271104107
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026KANSAS CITY ROYALS GENERAL MANAGER: did you get the mockups of the new City Connect uniform done? GRAPHIC DESIGNER: sure did boss, real fuckin bisexual just like you asked GM: what 04111
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026"you ever get bioengineered pig cum in your eye Gabriel? hmm?"media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the words " it burrrrrrns " written on the bottomAlt: Miss Coco Peru from the movie Trick saying “it burns” 011
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026this next dedication goes out to Pam in Washington...youtu.beMariah Carey - GTFO (Official Video)YouTube video by MariahCareyVEVO 010
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026"Ms. Bondi, if you could just have a seat for a minute the President will be right with you to discuss your pay raise" 000
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026the only appropriate response to that speech: 010
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 31/03/2026introducing myself to all the Czech Republic fans in Atlanta for their World Cup match: 020
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 31/03/2026that's the last time I ever go bowling with Kristi Noem's husband 110
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 30/03/2026literally any other mode of transport is preferable to spending a single minute aboard a CRJ-200 010
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 30/03/2026dropping bombs on an ambulance like his name is Benjamin Netanyahu 000
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York. 1008389519564
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenPop Base @popbase.tv · 16/03/2026“No to war and Free Palestine.” — Javier Bardem while presenting at the #Oscars . 352976525
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 16/03/2026sorry Timmy...maybe you can get another Oscar nom playing an opera singer or a ballet dancer.... 000
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 16/03/2026Javier Bardem at the Oscars: No to war, and free Palestine. 535642993
Reposted by Commie Rae Jepsenkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 16/03/2026MICHAEL BEST ACTOR JORDAN!!!!!!! 245343847
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenWyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026Jesus when he comes back to Earth: 26136653225
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenTresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Mr. Put That Sh!t On 171104233
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 15/03/2026in 1999 Amy & Ed Harris refused to applaud director Elia Kazan for his honorary Oscar. he had named names to HUAC during the Red Scare and many Hollywood professionals were driven out of the business bc of supposed communist sympathies. queen. 021
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenWhit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there 4842321410
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 15/03/2026media.tenor.coma woman is reading a book to a baby while holding a doll .Alt: Morticia Addams reading The Cat in the Hat to a blonde haired baby 072
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 11/03/2026me and the Shahed drone targeted for Palantir HQ 010
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 10/03/2026"Israel" is the name of his call boy who lives in a Dupont Circle penthouse paid for with SuperPAC money 010
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 10/03/2026basically the whole cast & crew of Heated Rivalry: 020
Reposted by Commie Rae Jepsendr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 08/03/2026international women’s day 29143054249
Reposted by Commie Rae Jepsenda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN 02731862
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294973978
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping. 5812125
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I'm reminded of the quote that is often attributed to Cee-Lo Green that states "Fuck You" 000
Reposted by Commie Rae JepsenDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership 824749763
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026goddammit Luis Suarez, you finally had the chance to bite someone who deserves it... 001
Commie Rae Jepsen @avgeekv1.bsky.social · 05/03/2026she'll love her new corner office at "Shield of the Americas" HQ 000