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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 18/07/2026

HALT, Bluesky Citizen! Before you send that reply, make sure it accords with the following criteria: - Is this reply FUNNY? - Am I being FUNNY? - Am I FUNNY?

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'm gonna build a vape shop and a bookies on Dobby's grave x

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𝕯𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 @nazgurrl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

So real. Titties too nice to not be topless at my own funeral.

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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Might use the 30 seconds cover of darkness tomorrow to get the hosepipe out !

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Roll Safe: Goodnight Okkurr

ALT: Roll Safe: Goodnight Okkurr

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This turned up in my Facebook Memories from 7 years ago:

A bottle of Flash Bathroom spray, with a price label strategically placed, meaning the slogan actually reads:

REMOVES
OAP
CUM

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Johnny Baffo @johnnybaffo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Went to the market and had a pleasant time, even though it was bloody hot. But best of all, walking back along the river, we spotted some turtles! About a dozen all told!

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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on

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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Taught my kids to play Monopoly on Friday. Saturday, they wanted to go to the sites and take photos and spell out MONOPOLY with their bodies in the photos, but all the Os look like lowercase Ns. MNNNPNLY if you will

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Be funny if there was a radiographer called Imogen anyway have a good evening mind yourself

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

if i could start over i don't think i'd learn to read

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

when AI companies go bankrupt

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Over-hydrated, if you ask me.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

One day you start doing laundry, and then you never stop doing laundry, and then you die.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Something about your mum. Got nothin’. www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/2621068...

The curious case of Dorset's most unusual hole.

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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Should we all resign tomorrow?

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit

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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 21/06/2026

Nights start drawing in tomorrow, got any plans for Christmas?

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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

What if we kissed by the Reflecting Pool 👉👈

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

just put my arm through a mincer and i feel fine, they're lying to us about this stuff bc shops don't want us making our own sausages

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Please no, I’m not ready to die yet

A Bluesky notification informing me that Paddington has followed me and inviting me to follow back

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people

Inflatable balloons spelling "JANA" hang reversed inside a window with a lit interior, partially obscured by window blinds.

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Jamie Douglass @jamesldouglass.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I have compiled a simpler version. As a qualified ethnographic sociologist (yes, really!) I can assure you this is equally methodologically valid

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Every earthy wet stink can be petrichor if you’re desperate enough to write a poem

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Jaf @jaffne.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Excellent post day today! First up, planning my death with @christinamartin.bsky.social. Yes, it's funny and it's also practical - why should death admin planning have to be boring?

The front cover of Get Ahead of Being Dead by Evie King. It shows fresh read flowers at the top of the cover, which gradually collapsed into decay the lower down the cover they are. The book is held up against a background of green leafy trees.

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Andy Duchess @andyduchess.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

A week today my one man exhibition ‘Light and Shade’ opens in Cheltenham. If you’re nearby drop in. I’ll be in the gallery every day, including Sunday.

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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Jasper and I were trying to think of a contemporary artist’s name and we were listing people. Rubys first suggestion? @davecakes.bsky.social Of course, she called him “Dog Fags” but tomato, tomato

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I don’t suppose anyone wants to vote for plant of the year awards? Could do with the clicks tbh… www.hortweek.com/choose-natio...

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What would YOU choose in The National Plant Show New Plant Awards?

What would YOU choose in The National Plant Show New Plant Awards? - from HortWeek

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

April Fool's Day must be a minefield on here, given the unfailing ability of its enthusiastic denizens to miss every joke ever made.

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1 of 100 @weare1of100.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Over £197,000 paid directly to artists, musicians & creatives! 8 years of independent fashion built on collaboration & community. 🎈🙏

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Mark @worgztheowl.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Watch to the end...

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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

After my recent foray into cardboard masks, I’ve got a hankering to do some sewing. Hoping to knock up a romper for Ruby over Easter

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Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Sadly the fight between my coworkers is not to the death

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 16/02/2026

when replying on bluesky, remember that any word in the original post can be used as a springboard for incoherent free association

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Paul George Lombard Jr. @herroyalredness.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

They charged $250 per person!!!!!

Mattel and Mischief Management hosted Barbie Dream Fest in Florida

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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

If Bluesky had locked accounts, you’d be viewing my kids epic Easter bonnets rn

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Creepy shit: A and B clearly have a connection. B replies to a post by A. C chimes in replying to B with some creepy reply. C is almost always a guy. Stop it, C.

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

To: kashmoney420@hotmail.com From: IRGC@Iran.gov Subject: be in our entorage kash patel my friend this is vincent chase from tv entourage we want you to be in our entorage send your email login details pls turtle is here to hello this is turtle

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1 of 100 @weare1of100.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Hand printed. Organic cotton. Hand finished. Signed by hand. So much is being automated. We’re going the other way. Human first. Always. 😅

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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Tag yourself. I’m yeasthole dweller

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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Blimey, imagine owning an original drawing by me. WELL IMAGINE NO LONGER! I'm saying buy one.

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