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Ciara Knight

@ciara.bsky.social
1.2K followers 276 following 806 posts

Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.instagram.com/knightstagram

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 4h
British innovation continues
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's giving magician who's about to try something that's never been done before and could get him thrown out of the magic circle
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not sure I know that song, is it from their earlier stuff?
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board? Someone who won the Texaco Children's Art competition when they were 12: I won the Texaco Children's Art competition when I was 12
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When the clock was at H:20 they showed a girl turning into a mermaid.
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
First foldable iPhone without Fungie. Always the hardest.
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Were you allowed do what you wanted growing up or was your
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Phone autocorrected Willem Dafoe to Swollen Sadie???
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Freddo 40 pence
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New series is now streaming on BBC Sounds and it’s our best one yet, frankly ♥️ www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
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BBC Sounds - Lunchtime with Michael Fry - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Lunchtime with Michael Fry on BBC Sounds.
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When Pangaea takes off his glasses he becomes Supercontinent it's so obvious why isn't Daily Planet covering this!!!!
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One time I got a free upgrade to a more premium car wash because the guy thought I was Katie Taylor and I didn’t want to correct him given the financial benefit it brought me so thanks Katie x
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry for doing my job too well??
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Aw perfect our eclipse glasses just arrived today
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every since I was little I knew I wanted to download an uninstaller to uninstall an install I downloaded and installed
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes I'll add 'née Pangaea' at the end of my address just for a laugh
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Excited for the biscuit choices to enter the round table discourse. “She had a malted milk, famously a very plain biscuit, so as not to arouse suspicion. Had she chosen something more confident like a garibaldi we wouldn’t be having this conversation” #TraitorsIrl
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
To hide your phone number dial Siobhán 31 Siobhán #TraitorsIrl
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sick of all the bickering. Why can’t they just get along and do a nice team building exercise like working out how many degrees of separation away from Bressie they are #TraitorsIrl
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fake job logic on #TraitorsIrl is like ‘I can’t tell them I’m a librarian as they’ll think I’ve read books about deception so instead I’ll pretend I’m quality control inspector for Fisherman’s Friends mints’
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He’s probably not even a real DJ #TraitorsIrl
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Curry like if u cried
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When they’re hot they turn on the Fontaines AC
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tree surgeons getting away with absolute murder using that job title
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Jon Hamm doesn't call his baby Sliced then what is the actual point.
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don’t have eclipse glasses so just taking these instead
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
how do dogs know not to look at the sun
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First solar eclipse without Fungie. Always the hardest.
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If we were married I’d call him L Ron Hubster 🤣
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Buy one Geoff, get Geoffrey
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When they’re sick they go to the Fontaines GP
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
First Typhoon Dolphin without Fungie. Always the hardest.
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got my eclipse glasses ready! Looking forward to it. Ciara
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Saying a prayer to my lost items to help me find Saint Anthony
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Do you think Spider-Man's LinkedIn says 'Web Developer'?
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hearing Usher use the word 'umpteen' in Burn hasn't sat right with me for 22 years. Very dorky. Bajillion would've been a better choice. In this essay, I will
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Day 1 of not cutting my hair until Mayo win an all-Ireland final
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Stone washed jeans? Uh, I’d prefer if a human did it!!!
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Therapy session (50 minutes): €75 The Book of Kells colouring book (32 pages): €6.99 @martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com which do you advise
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Watching The Odyssey as Nolan intended
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
After that flight the daughter headed for Mumbai
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The opposite of David Tenant is Goliath Landlord
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
London I am begging you to name your burger shops better
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If Dylan Sprouse doesn’t call his baby Brussels then what is the actual point
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Weird seeing a fly in the airport it’s like babe you don’t need to be here
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You should be allowed use the emergency services lane if you’ve a tub of ice cream in the boot
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
First day back at work since Fitz announced he's taking a break from touring with Kingfishr. Head's all over the place.
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