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Ronan Bleating

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Stepford Bogan. Personal views. She/her

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 18/07/2026
HALT, Bluesky Citizen! Before you send that reply, make sure it accords with the following criteria: - Is this reply FUNNY? - Am I being FUNNY? - Am I FUNNY?
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm gonna build a vape shop and a bookies on Dobby's grave x
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𝕯𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 @nazgurrl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So real. Titties too nice to not be topless at my own funeral.
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wishing you a speedy recovery, pal
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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Might use the 30 seconds cover of darkness tomorrow to get the hosepipe out !
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Roll Safe: Goodnight Okkurr
ALT: Roll Safe: Goodnight Okkurr
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This turned up in my Facebook Memories from 7 years ago:
A bottle of Flash Bathroom spray, with a price label strategically placed, meaning the slogan actually reads:

REMOVES
OAP
CUM
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Johnny Baffo @johnnybaffo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Went to the market and had a pleasant time, even though it was bloody hot. But best of all, walking back along the river, we spotted some turtles! About a dozen all told!
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
RUDE!
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And I was barely born then 👀
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I would also prefer to not see your original posts
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is a life well lived. Now come home
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I wouldn’t know. I have a very dainty bottom.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Miserable fuckers
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love this for you
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They’re getting sooooo big. You mightnt recognise them now
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I started a pub crawl of them once but I fell out drunk
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thank you 🤍
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Trying to think of a nice parent in a movie …
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Taught my kids to play Monopoly on Friday. Saturday, they wanted to go to the sites and take photos and spell out MONOPOLY with their bodies in the photos, but all the Os look like lowercase Ns. MNNNPNLY if you will
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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Be funny if there was a radiographer called Imogen anyway have a good evening mind yourself
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
if i could start over i don't think i'd learn to read
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when AI companies go bankrupt
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
Alt: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
People rushed to help me. It would warm my heart if I could look anyone in the eye
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ll take a rubbing, ta
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Bruised ego, skinned knees. What a fucking amateur. Thank you
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Over-hydrated, if you ask me.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/06/2026
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0H5T96P5R
amazon.co.uk
60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)
60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in) : Toast, Happy, Ollis, Chris: Amazon.co.uk: Books
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
She didn’t like it, but she was happy afterwards
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh yes I would
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Poor old Bella got submerged earlier
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
There are two dogs in that photo
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I have some silly news for you that I keep forgetting to tell you. Maybe tomorrow
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I am looking forward to seeing you irl
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Jezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Get on this. It’ll last years
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
One day you start doing laundry, and then you never stop doing laundry, and then you die.
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Typical Vanessa with balls in her mouth
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Form a queue, hun
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Babes … come over
I’ve got a pool set up in the backyard
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Something about your mum. Got nothin’. www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/2621068...
The curious case of Dorset's most unusual hole.
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David Cake will not be changing his name for Halloween 🎃 @davecakes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Should we all resign tomorrow?
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 21/06/2026
Nights start drawing in tomorrow, got any plans for Christmas?
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That’s the one
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’m gonna watch The Castle tonight
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
No promises
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Ronan Bleating @ronanbleating.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Who’s in it, Doug? Take me down memory lane
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