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Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 4h
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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SometimesPDX @sometimespdx.bsky.social · 23h
Drazan with another violent fascist - Jeremy Wayne. bsky.app/profile/some...
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SometimesPDX @sometimespdx.bsky.social · 23h
Here's an older Christine Drazan campaign sign, mounted to the stage owned by the Proud Boys at a rally with a ton of Proud Boys and an official Proud Boy booth. Drazan is not a centrist, Drazan is a fascist-supported MAGA.
Image of crowd of people in front of the Oregon Capitol building with a bunch of Proud Boys. Christine Drazan sign mounted to a stage with large US flag.
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smillz @righttwix.com · 30/09/2026
if you fall and your friends are concerned instead of laughing then you’re old now
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nancy 9/30/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 3
Nancy is in shock at the sight of Sluggo’s new hat.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nancy 9/29/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 2
Nancy is in disbelief, at the sight of Sluggo’s terrible hat. She hesitantly asks him what’s up, he says not much. She questions “you sure?”
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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b҉ @b.convo.casa.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
they banned frosted s'mores pop tarts buzz balls because of this photo of Aaron Sorkin
Aaron Sorkin literally lookin like a s'more next two actors who are apparently in the social network sequel sorry I don't know their names and cant be bothered to look it up, I think they're the leads, she's wearing a dress that's kind of green yellow like a glow stick and he's basically dressed like if Columbo was really into Troye Sivan
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Word has it there's some good detritus drifting down from the ocean surface. I'm wiggling my eyestalks and clicking my pincers with excitement
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a great sign when your 12-person private fundraiser includes someone who hates you enough to leak damaging audio
The audio of Mr. Paxton was shared with The Times by an attendee who recorded him speaking at a private fund-raiser in Washington attended by roughly a dozen people. The person, who opposes Mr. Paxton’s campaign and provided the recording to The Times, was granted anonymity because Mr. Paxton’s remarks were private.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me: a dog named scoby doo who drinks kombucha executioner (pulling a lever): ok
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Ardy's @risibledog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
POSIWID notwithstanding, I really think a billionaire headass like Ellison gets high on his own supply & genuinely believes there’s a huge untapped market for Bari Weiss’s brand of soft redpill garbage. I don’t think it was a 5D chess move to destroy CBS.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin, writing all his scripts under an enormous heat lamp
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 30/09/2026
Primetime is now in theaters from A24.
Eyes that have seen some things.
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b҉ @b.convo.casa.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
a non-chud estacada friend sent me this and it's just such a rich text youtube.com/shorts/-ovtbbFMaYU
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Fuck that." "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve of this message."
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a fine group, I’m sure, but an appeal to “your therapist” as your anti-AI message assumes access to the very thing people are so desperately lacking. Care is expensive and isolation is ordinary. Capitalism leaves people desperate for connection, then sells them a simulation of it.
An ad on a subway for an anti-AI action group:

YOU WON'T TELL YOUR THERAPIST.
BUT YOU'LL TELL AI?
STOP THE AI DRIFT.
Learn more at itsnotyouits.ai
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
bro is starting to look exactly like a cybertruck
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is not an angle of this hideous pig where this sort of thing isn’t happening
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2020 variant
apnews.com
More children face immigration judges through video screens
ATLANTA (AP) — Seven children stood shoulder-to-shoulder in a Texas immigration facility. Their image was beamed 1,000 miles away to Atlanta, where a judge sat in a largely empty courtroom and contend...
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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tracreports.org
One-Third of New Immigration Court Cases Are Children; One in Eight Are 0-4 Years of Age
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2018
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Migrant children in search of justice: A 2-year-old's day in immigration court
Large number of migrant children now being held in detention has given rise to a highly unusual situation: more and more young children coming to court
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what's messed up is this is like the fourth time in twenty years I've read this exact headline
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kafka: F*** it, I'm out.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he's getting sucked!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com
Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Ardy's @risibledog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry I’ve just farted
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Judah Grunstein @judah-grunstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Megan McArdle's WaPo column celebrating the end of the woke left's ability to "cancel" right-wing voices over their social media posts, while making no mention of @karenattiah.bsky.social's legally enforced reinstatement to the WaPo after being fired for her social media posts, is chef's kiss.
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have to get going
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 28/09/2026
This feels too on the nose. Has the script writing this season just become lazy?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Saturn @saturnvf1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They misspelled Eli
Photo of the St Johns Cinema sign showing Edie Arnold is a Loser
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Kate Burns @katerqburns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Straight into my veins
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Corey Pein @coreypein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am Choosing Texas m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwkn...
m.youtube.com
Butthole Surfers - Sweat Loaf
YouTube video by Paddy Paddy
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b҉ @b.convo.casa.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
RE: convo.casa/@b/117345106004045101 I mean I guess if you’re laundering far-right ratfuck slop, you might as well also emulate the advertising structure of the post millennial / gateway pundit too.
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Nick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is why Society Hotel lady fled to NYC
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Oregon attorney general subpoenas records related to Made in Old Town
The effort to bring sneaker manufacturing to Portland collapsed after receiving millions of dollars in public funds.
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what the fuck are we even doing anymore
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Ardy's @risibledog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you ever seen the opening scene from Costa Gavras’ “Z”?
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there’s major media coverage of this happening to a new woman every year or so and they’re always so surprised. it won’t be different for you, babe. it never is.
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Dragging an Ox through Water @dragginganox.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
anyone trying to tell you they have not heard of smash hit “whole earth cataloged” is posh, a wanker.
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Dragging an Ox through Water (@dragginganox@infosec.exchange)
Attached: 1 image # "WHOLE EARTH CATALOGED" LP available on: - [faircamp](https://whole.cataloged.earth/album/) 🔈 - [bandwagon](https://bandwagon.fm/6941bda1b589b37a3c0acb15) 🔈 - [subvert](https://www.subvert.fm/dragginganox/whole-earth-cataloged) 🔈🛒 - [bandcamp](https://dragginganox.bandcamp.com/album/whole-earth-cataloged) 🔈🛒 - [Mississippi Records](https://www.mississippirecords.net/catalog/p/wholeearth) 🛒 [🔈](https://mississippirecords.bandcamp.com/album/whole-earth-cataloged) #faircamp #bandwagonfm #bandwagon #bandcamp #subvert #subvertfm #PDX #Portland #mississippiRecords
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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