Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 11/10/2023r/mildlyinfuriating The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic 350883
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is 435212787
Raspberry Sour Cream @raspberrysourcream.bsky.social · 16/01/2025David Lynch's body of work is the most impactful thing I've ever seen. Twin Peaks The Return and Inland Empire, especially, are unrivaled artistic achievements. It's so sad to hear he passed away. 000
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creampixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project” 114114501538
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creamthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I started counting calories a week ago and I'm up to 21,749, with no end in sight. Unclear how high this can go 1177993
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs 172783412
Raspberry Sour Cream @raspberrysourcream.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Juror #2 was not good and the handful of great actors had zero chance of saving it. Writing, direction, and production were all insanely cheap. 000
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2023I said good NIGHT, moon. 31079
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamJoel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Grandma who came back to life after 30 years: Haha, the sticker on the ketchup bottle is upside down. Somebody messed up at the factory! Me: No, that’s how they do it now. 126720
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creamsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Caillou: I wanted to ride on the fire truck Caillou’s Mom: I know, Caillou Caillou’s Dad: I shave your head every night while you’re asleep 12772157
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creamparis martineau @paris.nyc · 28/11/2024wow the parade this year was crazy 585662800
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creamthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 27/11/2024[writing a strong female character] "she drinks bourbon" 1325018
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/11/2024[remembering that women like guys who are different] My favorite part of the popsicle is the stick 629750
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/11/2024there was deviled egg dip at the show’s after party in North Dakota and all I could think was oh miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips I’m gonna be your deviled egg dip 2164132
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creammarcus @registradus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024bread time let's have a bread 8144381103
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creamsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no 225383784247
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creammave @mave.bsky.social · 18/11/2024When a menu says “select a protein,” I feel like I should be wearing gray coveralls and finding a table that lets me sit with my back to the telescreen 1144052
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 02/03/2024"I have Schwimmer's ear," David Schwimmer's killer taunts police 132136
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamJohn Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch.ft.com · 19/11/2024Despite a massive head start, BlueSky has now overtaken Threads in the US 👇 389169713659
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamAlan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 18/11/2024New hero just dropped 928167939
Reposted by Raspberry Sour CreamChris Stedman @chrisdstedman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Starting over on bluesky 13657130
Reposted by Raspberry Sour Creamaria 🌻 @aria.city · 14/11/2024I GOT HIM. I ACTUALLY GOT HIM 8051421484
Raspberry Sour Cream @raspberrysourcream.bsky.social · 14/11/2024The Onion bought Infowars, and if that isn't a reason to be on here and forget about Twitter, I don't know what is. 000
