Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You can return tennis shoes as long as you don't wear them outside. 150
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneEvery Geddy @everygeddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Image from: Geddython IV: End Game - Geddython Infinity 2: The 2nd Coming - # 304 151
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Leaving your dome light on all night doesn't run down your car battery anymore. 460
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It was a really fun time! 2972927
Reposted by Joel Temperlanecrookedsparrow @crookedsparrow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026For each favorite this skeet gets I will listen to the new David Duchovny album all the way through. 2114
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Muting this thread because I’m funnier and more original than your replies, and you should feel bad about yourself. 270
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Tony Hawk is of one of the nicest guys in skateboarding 000
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneEvery Geddy @everygeddy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Image from: Geddython VI: Into the Geddyverse - # 446 182
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026About one block from where Tony Robinson was murdered in 2015 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing...en.wikipedia.orgKilling of Tony Robinson - Wikipedia 020
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@colecovision.bsky.social Dis u in Dark Winds? 020
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just downloaded Smugglers Blues from music.com for 59 cents. Never thought I’d see a Glenn Frey at 10 cents a minute. And they don’t charge sales taxmusic.comMusic.com 010
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneOffice Hours Live with Tim Heidecker @officehourslive.bsky.social · 28/06/2026For the last chapter of his epic journey, Phil takes us even further into space than he ever has before to explore a future that only he could imagine. 🛸 The final episode of Outer Space with Phil Braun is now available exclusively at patreon.com/officehourslive. 1583
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneReal Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Wake up and listen to Episode 4 of “Outer Space with Phil Braun”, with Special Guest @johneltenney.bsky.social! www.patreon.com/officehoursl...patreon.comWhat are UFO with John E.L. Tenney - Outer Space with Phil Braun (Episode 4) | Office Hours Live with Tim HeideckerPhil takes us deeper and deeper into the probing questions of the beyond with special guest expert John E.L. Tenney. Welcome to episode four 0151
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 03/07/2026You should get 5 seconds after you let go of the lawnmower handle before the engine stops so you can pull up your pants 020
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneJay @jaymilton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Phil is a convincing 17 year old 051
Reposted by Joel Temperlanebeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026wow. mine is mlk day but i guess i'm not a racist... 984269
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 08/06/2026@jsinshead.bsky.social what say she bringatrailer.com/listing/1969...bringatrailer.comJason Newsted's 32-Years-Owned 1969 Plymouth Road Runner ConvertibleBid for the chance to own a Jason Newsted’s 32-Years-Owned 1969 Plymouth Road Runner Convertible at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #247,657. 230
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneReal Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Good morning! Episode 3 of Outer Space is out at Patreon.com/officehourslive 5332
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneReal Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Episode One available NOW on @officehourslive.bsky.social Patreon 5412
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The average viewtime for these videos is about 12 seconds, so it’s nice to see this. Thank you to whoever put this on and accidentally fell asleep or died within 10 seconds. 020
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 15/05/2026You don't have to thaw frozen pizzas before you cook them anymore. You're wasting everybody's time. Even the cheapest ones will now self thaw during the cooking process. 130
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Parents are downsizing and moving, and I’m in charge of pricing/selling their valuables. 170
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneShane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 03/05/2026@joeltemperlane.bsky.social 251
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more. 816335347970
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneJay @jaymilton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026@sigdiamond.bsky.social @joeltemperlane.bsky.social @standalone.bsky.social @servoacademy.bsky.social 382
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 17/04/2026@sigdiamond.bsky.social @jaymilton.bsky.social 280
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026We never ate at the computer when we were kids and we turned out fine 020
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Dow Jones Industrial Average slips 250 points after all life on earth is exterminated. 130
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Imagining how embarrassed I would be if I won my ncaa pool and didn't pick the winning team, especially if the second place person got 3 of the 4 teams in the final 4 correct. 040
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026One of the benefits of curating a nice collection of glass jars is if you find a new jar you really like but you can’t get the label glue off even after soaking it in the hot water you boiled the eggs in, you can say “life is too short for this bullshit” and throw it in recycling without regret. 680
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 22/03/2026@brilliantshane.bsky.social Turn your tv to Fox 100
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneKevin Tihista @kevintihista.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Happy Bandcamp Friday to all who celebrate! housesitters.bandcamp.com/track/everyb...housesitters.bandcamp.comEverybody Help Your Sister Out, by Housesitterstrack by Housesitters 072
Reposted by Joel TemperlaneBastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I’m participating in this fundraiser in April! You can sign up to donate now. I’d really appreciate if you could contribute or share! 051
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 03/03/2026In the process of doing what I can to separate myself from net negative technology/social media companies, so everybody can now not watch You Earned It... Now Collect It (starring @therealsamcauhe.bsky.social and featuring @jaymilton.bsky.social, me, and others as well) @ archive.org/details/@you...archive.orgInternet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine 1122
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 25/02/2026We will, at most, begrudgingly file a report for your stolen bike/car or home break-in, but… 120
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Submissions are closed. Congratulations to our winner, @zombimanos.bsky.social, with a guess that was closest to correct without going over. bsky.app/profile/zomb... 290
Joel Temperlane @joeltemperlane.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Can You Guess What This Is™️ (Feb. 5, 2026 160
