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teh blue-orangish skies 🌅 @tehnutball.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Trying something new!
Left to right: Hatsune Miku holding a macaroni dish next to Hank Hill holding steak and sausages in an outdoor background with a wooden fence.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
"white women"
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter:

BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”
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Astrocat @astrocat101.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD
Photo shows a bald eagle lying on it's back on some digital scales. The middle of the eagle is tightly wrapped with pink flower patterned cloth to keep it's wings still. The eagle does not look amused.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/04/2025
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2025
reactionaries obsession with masculinity manages to loop itself around to being so incredibly pathetic that only complete dorks could fall for it
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4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes
Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads

I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness.

I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
You need to talk to the people in your life about what LLMs can and cannot do.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I like that this told me everything I need to know about what happened.
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Brandon Williams @stupidartpunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This makes the internet a place you log on and off of rather than an all consuming black hole
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@ellis_ellis_ell • 2d
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ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love
ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones • 2d
I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 21/02/2025
trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything
Googling for “bees in my computer”.

Google AI Overview: “Bees can be present in desktop computers built after the l mid-2000s, but only at a microscopic  level. These bees are a special breed of Apis Arithmeticam that perform basic computations in the CPU.”
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hey man they made it where you can call whatever whatever now. You're finally free to say as much as you want as long as it's absolutely nothing. They found a cure for caring it's when meaning disintegrates the instant words tumble out of your mouth. No, nobody asked for it
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
It feels a lot like we're all kind of just waiting at the end of a chapter for the obvious next step. Who will take their place amongst the Stars
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slime girl @slimegirl.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
bringing back this banger
tweet from @ sl1megrl on twitter, now known as X, the everything app:

when they say to eat ur greens this is what they mean

*image of a packed water pipe, green apple bootlegger malt liquor, a green monster beast malt liquor, and a sour apple ghost energy drink*

do not try this at home. and if you do, please drink water and nothing else. this was a “all I’m having” for the night
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Coup Otter @therealjimsanto.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
"The onslaught of normalized passive cruelty will only make us love harder, jerks."
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/01/2025
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025
US median voters have wonderous minds
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
MANY landmines out there ready to go off once one of these triggers enough outflow from the top. We've got pretty much every 401k in the country tied at the hip to Nvidia now, so that's not gonna go well. Nvidia is also a big problem in the Yen Carry Trade. Have I mentioned I worry about Nvidia?
CNBC Headline (altered): Nvidia CEO built a $3 trillion company with this leadership philosophy: (altered) Pivot from crypto after a collapse into selling specialized AI chips you barely test to an opaque network of 'incubator' companies you ostensibly own until ETFs are forced buy a fuckton of your stock despite your company having ZERO fundamentals.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I really hope at some point the rightwing victimhood thing rings hollow because we’re at the point now where they have the Supreme Court, 99.9% of billionaires, the house, the senate, the presidency, and they’re going “you know who is oppressing us now? The deaf”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yeah I’m posting about this again because it pissed me off. Oh the lamentable Dems who so offended the tech billionaires unlike Republicans who uh threatened them with life in prison. Maybe they’re just rightwing dipshits! Maybe that’s the case!
CNN
CNN
4 months ago
Trump Threatens Mark Zuckerberg with
'life in prison'
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
where does the new york times even find these people
A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
we got these two posts today within hours of each other. this site rocks
a screenshot of a post on bluesky that says “my mom was a union organizer for 25 years. i walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. we used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. you wouldn’t survive 3 seconds in her vagina. it would shrivel up what’s left of your balls. i miss her terribly.”a screenshot of a post on bluesky that says “i still don’t know how to be ‘good’ at sex… i just put my lil man in and spam random shit and she cums, often multiple times 🤷🏽‍♂️”
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astel🪼 @palastel.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Lock your account and dump twitter if you haven't already. Just checked and the latest update has Grok AI buttons everywhere and lets you generate text/images as "art". Get outta dodge NOW
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A yellow background w/ black market writing reading "MAKE BAD ART (it's better than AI)

A ghost with a ice cream cone on its head and the face of a dog are doodled near by
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The creatine subreddit is going off
Picture of the 9/11 attach with a joke about creatine
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I'm putting together a team
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
i cant believe she said this
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
nothing gets past some of you
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Sarah LuAnn Perkins @sarahluann.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
In case any of my fellow creatives also needed this reminder:
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 27/03/2024
How to filter out AI Images in Google Image Search. Sharing this with my students so I figured I'd also share it with everyone here. Hopefully this image is still relevant given Google's changes. Save this on your computer or phone and refer to it as needed.
HOW TO FILTER OUT AI IMAGES IN GOOGLE IMAGES

When you type something add the following minus keywords: -ai, -prompt

Since AI movement increased highly in 2022, use "before:" like before:2021 (VERY effective)

The following keywords will affect and should decrease amounts of AI imagery appearing on your search.

Create, not scrape!
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Vince McMahon meme: Amazon strike?? 
Vince getting excited: Amazon strike right before Christmas??
Vince losing it: Amazon strike to win the first union contract ever??
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty just sent a memo to staff (leaked to me) hailing late CEO as “one of the good guys” who had “a profoundly positive impact on the lives of so many people.” Witty adds: “He was certainly one of the smartest guys. I think he was one of the best guys.”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
A guy exploring one of Assad's compounds says "I feel like I'm playing Half-Life" All men are brothers
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🔞 🔆 “newly minted transsexual” - my friend irene @zymandia.neocities.org · 09/12/2024
luigi gabagool: oh boy, i can’t-a wait to read atlas shru— the spirit of lenin:
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 08/12/2024
This is who this person is.
LGBT issues
In August 2017, French was one of several co-authors of the Nashville Statement, which affirmed "that it is sinful to approve of homosexual immorality or transgenderism and that such approval constitutes an essential departure from Christian faithfulness and witness." The statement was criticized by pro-LGBT Christians and LGBT rights activists, as well as by several conservative religious figures.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
this paragraph caught my eye. apparently if you've publicly complained about your insurance they might have you on a person of interest list
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.
an oh no comic showing a crowd telling blobs "you do not fit in here" then the blobs make their own space, then the crowd complain that they are being excluded and the blobs say 'oh no'.  the extra fourth panel shows the crowd in with th eblobs saying 'you do not fit in here'.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/12/2024
lmfao
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Bio: dem strategist pinned tweet: “i wrote about how fighting Trump 2.0 will require disobedience” most recent post: chastising people for making jokes about one of the worst people on the planet getting killed
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
LimeWire Wrapped

1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac
2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv
3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3
4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav
5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
just kind of thinking about the fact the nyt sent a breaking news alert when a college kid said something dumb about Zionists but not when Amnesty International said it had determined that Israel is committing genocide
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The good guys need to stop doing this.
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TheNCSmaster @thencsmaster.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
There’s a special joy to seeing people like this and The Quartering try to join here just to troll/spread hate and IMMEDIATELY being told to fuck off
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