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Joe For America

@makeitunclear.bsky.social
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I'm old school; I'm new wave Bluesky's only Orlando Magic fan

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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 19m
I outlined a book I wanted to write about 12 years ago, and since then, every year or two I stumble upon a book that does like 2% of what I wanted to do, and now if I ever write the damn thing I'm worried it'll come across as derivative
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 2h
someone should have dropped a big ol anvil on pete hegseth's head while he was talking today, but tomorrow would be almost as good
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 2h
does The TV know there's lots of guys that aren't seth macfarlane? like lots of them in fact?
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 5h
pretending all the little errors and flubs in my songs are there to prove I'm a human being
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 8h
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 6h
Computers have always been so dumb as to be funny, but I've noticed a definite uptick in "new kinds of stupid" since vibecoding came in.
Security question: What is your pet's name? Answer: Doug. Error: Answer must be at least 5 characters.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 6h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 7h
in woke 2, we’re gonna to get a handle on the term “soulslikes” very strongly. if it is first-person it is not a soulslike. if it is a side-scroll it is not a soulslike. if there are cutscenes in the middle of the fight and that weird slow-mo shit they do in sonyslop games it is not a soulslike
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 6h
[guy reading the news for the first time ever today] christ, bad day out there. tomorrow will probably be better.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 20h
Time for this classic again.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trump should have renamed ai "super awareness" so he could easily sum up like half his platform by saying he supports sa
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
digger opening at a 46 on metacritic 😔 digger getting a 0 from the ny post specifically 😈
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
already seeing a problem in that second step there, based on the entire history of the modern democrat party
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
oh, i read what you posted, it's just that it was very stupid
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
your boy is baking a mojito cheesecake and a churro cheesecake and about to be the most popular guy at the office potluck tomorrow
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Katie 🐌 @corpsebod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I filmed this btw
A crude phone drawing of myself holding my phone in my mouth to film my pet rats
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no cops at pride no santa in israel
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
motherfuckers who heard an old lady say "deplorable" a decade ago and have not gone one day without crying about it brush off daily slurs and assaults and harassment, telling everyone else they're overreacting or lying
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so much of right-wing politics is the whiniest babies who have ever existed hearing women and minorities say "x is deeply hurtful to me" and responding "no it isn't"
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes I'm out at lunch or whatever and I see a guy sitting across from like the hottest woman in the world and he's just kind of eating his sandwich, looking at his phone, picking his nose, whatever. what are you doing man
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
someone posting on whatever the 2072 version of bluesky is where they post random photos of dead guys like thirst traps, but instead of famous actors it's guys who posted kind of good, graded on a curve: "ok joe I didn't know you had it like that"
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just finished resident evil... good-ass film, great time at da movies
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the phrase "duke is 4-0 and scored 62 points today" makes perfect sense in the basketball context but it's like dividing by 0 in a football context
Score results from the ESPN app. It's for Duke, whose logo is a blue gothic-ish D. The score is 62 points, and the record is 4-0.
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m @mjjii.com · 02/07/2026
mr fucker
digital art. a bald man in sunglasses wearing a plushie frog backpack flipping someone off (the other person is outside of the image)
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sargent.major 🔴🏆⚫️ @sargentmajor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we’re going to the 13th St Krispy Kreme and putting hands in the cash register 🐊🐊🐊
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the florida gators are a good football team
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when college football coaches are looking at their ipads on the sidelines, it's because they're trying to figure out how to get all the gold without dropping the little guy into the lava
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
truth
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
surely it isn't against tos to call for ai "actors" to be murdered, right?
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it would be nice if the florida gators won
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
imagine how far ahead tennessee might be right now if the It Follows Monster But For Losing wasn't there
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
was funny that they showed the president and their broadcast immediately got fucked up. truly a cursed individual who infects everything he touches.
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so fuckin goddamn sick of seeing the goddamn fuckin president's shiteating grin at every goddamn turn while I'm just trying to enjoy my weekend, goddamn
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
movie rules btw
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kinda funny every time I see a short guy wearing a wemby jersey
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
planning on making at least one (1) bad money decision this weekend, and you will know I did it if I start fire emblem posting
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Joe Ovies @joeovies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn't realize @edsbs.bsky.social was going to break out the blowtorch on the pod yesterday...
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
on twitter they're asking if it's ok to bring a gun to your job interview at the police station and like. come on. any respectable police station will offer you a gun for the interview anyway if you didn't bring one from home.
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can't believe they're making a judgment on whether a dangerous storm is good or bad. keep your weather out of my music! it's supposed to be an escape!
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AOQ @faqrules.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The “Pony” in this case is Trans people having human rights.
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tickets secured to see primetime tonight... watching tv at da movies, what will they think of next
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the failing fake news new york "crimes"
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinking about going to a "food restaurant" pretty soon
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fire alarm going off in my building but it's on another floor. "not my problem" - joe
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