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“Comedy man”

@mrsnacktime.bsky.social
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I’m getting too old for this shhhh sound that comes out of this pipe

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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Microsoft: we’re now using AI to write over half of our code! Everyone: yeah we can tell
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I think my new plan is to outlive everyone. Once the competition is gone I can finally distinguish myself
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
*lying to my Mexican gf*: in America it’s actually the day of some head
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I have a hangnail on my pinky toe that cannot be cut and it is also catching on everything. Consider this the note
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
With all the Pokémon hype I’m going to finish this nuzlocke I petered out on a while back. Pretty sure only the pidgeotto is an HM slave for fly and the rest are useable. Thru cinnabar on island 3, lets go
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Heady Lamar
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Monetizing the situation
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ban private cars in cities. Expand citi bike to include high speed tandem go-karts
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Sitting my mom down and calmly explaining to her that the reels she sends me are gay
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Pancake dinner PANCAKE DINNER
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phylan @phylan.website · 28/02/2026
they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Both po boys and tortas are heavily overrated sandwiches
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
More like god is meeting me
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Kids these days don’t even know about the naked man in the camel logo
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blaw @blaw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
and now, back to DEATH TO AMERICA
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Jack Hughes :
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
USA hockey rn
Survivors bias
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If I was president I would arrest every single person that treats Joe Rogan like he’s smart
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/02/2026
5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Sorry to be ableist against deaf people but I fuck heavy with music
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Gavin newsom was out in the streets turning out homeless people and taking everything they have. With his own two hands. This guy is never getting my vote ever
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hitting a pr at the gym to a song I shazammed from a porno
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The fart is coming from inside the ass
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What were they doing to the Pokémon
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
YouTube shorts? What are we even talking about anymore. Instagram pants. See. I can do it too. Facebook jacket
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My name on is shiiiiiiidddddd cock
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
People call me autistic all the time but I think they’ve just forgotten that neurotypical people can be rude
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Incredible guitar guys post @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Pink boner club
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I do not support the troops I have never supported the troops I will never support the troops
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/02/2026
They will contrive any argument, die on any hill, as long as it means they can keep doing, or not doing, something someone is asking them to do. If they’re on the right, they’ll say it’s about liberty or freedom or protecting children. If they’re on the left, they’ll say it’s ableism or classism.
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just had the most amazing meal in Mexico. I wrote it down because I had never heard of it before. “Noche de tacos de la gente Blanca” Delicious.
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It’s ok to be wrong sometimes
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I have to hurry up and get home before my wife so I can watch the muppets show special
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Personally I had a good time at college
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Honda
Picture of Honda tadakatsu the famed daimyo taken from Wikipedia
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“Oh jd Vance said something heinous” ok. Sun rose again today but I don’t need a pic of it. Why bother with these interviews seriously
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Michael , row the boat ashore. Right now. Stop fucking around. I’m getting sunburnt
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oh I get it. The Epstein files are like the warped tour but for businessmen
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Chat gpt please design and build me a pirate style ship with modern blue water features. it will need a cable cross machine inside
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Know that there is still good on the internet. There is light in this dark world
Post of a pomemon team post elite 4 with text that discusses not having had sex with their wife for a longtime but that beating the Pokémon game in a specific way is more important.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It’s time to give ilhan omar the gundam
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Never should have smoked that Mayan shit
An ancient pipe displayed in a museum My face after smonking that shit
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mario is Italian Wario is Greek Waluigi is Serbian
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Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
he pooped himself, didn't he?
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It’s o k to slur robots
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Why do autists think they have cutlery and sock preference locked up. Everyone hates when the fork is wrong or the spoon is too big or the sock seam touching their toes or eye contact
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