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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
*picking up cryptid monthly to get a look at the Centaur-fold.
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 14h
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 15h
the bluesky experience
the meme of the two identical nations but with different adjectives applied to their ships and castles, one set positive one negative, in this case everything has been changed to "jokes"

so on the left it's: "our blessed jokes, our glorious jokes, our great jokes, our noble jokes, our heroic jokes"

on the right it's: "their barbarous jokes, their wicked jokes, their primitive jokes, their backward jokes, their brutish jokes"
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GOOD PLACES TO SCROLL ON YOUR PHONE: ✔️At home ✔️In your parked car ✔️Up your own ass 🚫 Behind my car as I'm backing out of a parking spot, you fuuuuuck
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hey, voters! Gavin Newsom's got a message for you...
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
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accidentalflyer 🇨🇦🇹🇼🇺🇸🇺🇦 @accidentalflyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyday Elon Musk goes out there to prove to the world he's very dumb and very ignorant (example here) yet somehow he's the richest guy in the world and given more power than ever by the corrupt Trump regime. On the bright side this is strong circumstantial evidence there is no god.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 02/10/2026
Imagine if Elon were rotting away in a maximum security prison with poor conditions instead of helping to shape the future of technofascist warfare
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion
Drugs Fail to Kill Woman
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jamal Khashoggi - a Skydance production
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future!
The Hindenburg explosion
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 01/10/2024
October 1st, spooky season is officially open, and... what is this, a crossover episode?
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shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
top half- natalie harp showing sen. hagerty and trump something an open laptop while attending a football game
bottom half- an open laptop showing a drawing of alf hog with an average size dick sitting on a rock astounding a man in a kimono on its screen
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 25/09/2026
Me showing up to the job interview
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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bcartwright.bsky.social @bcartwright.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Need Our Hive of Scum and Villainy Be Wretched? A Case for a Denser, More Walkable Mixed-Use Mos Eisley.”
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Oblivious Wit @obliviouswit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All for Ugnaught?: Class and labor relations in Bespin's Cloud City
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Patrick Cant @newswhore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Try Or Try Not, There Is No Do: How Elevated Expectations Can Ruin Your Jungle Adventures & Future Plans
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Sean Forman @sean-forman.com · 23/09/2026
The quote tweets and replies to this post are amazing.
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Richard Ferro, MD MSc @richferro.com · 23/09/2026
Recent advances in understanding the biology, epidemiology and control of chlamydial infections in Ewoks
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the first caveman keyboard had four keys (O, O, G, A) until the introduction of the fifth key (B). it took another 10,000 years before we realized the second O was not necessary
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was a Tandy Sensation! The exclamation mark is in the brand name! 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛!
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
instead of sending me an email, how about you hit me in the face with a brick
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my stomach just made a noise like a loading dock bay door opening which means its time to feed it amazon packages
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m 100% convinced Ellison or one of his lawyers gave the people blocking this merger the Arthur Jensen speech from the movie, Network, and now we’re all trapped in this hellhole…
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
so macklemore saying “free palestine” is violence, but ed sheeran saying the situation in gaza is “catastrophic and unjustifiable” is totally fine? this whole thing is so fucking stupid.
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Drusilla Adeline (aka Sister Hyde) @sisterhyde.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham. He'll live on forever as Beef in Phantom of the Paradise, but never forget this iconic line reading from Used Cars......
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Space Reacher
Reb Brown as David Ryder (and many other names) in SPACE MUTINY)
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
WSJ EXCLUSIVE
Belgian Scientists create “Ultimate Man" AI sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 18/09/2026
The Eye of Sauron has turned its gaze toward the salsa bar. newrepublic.com/post/215501/...
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We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir
Guacamole is extra, but a side of Palantir is free.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Leo’s “the fuck am I supposed to do with THIS?” face.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just submitted my 'Doctor Who' tender bid.
Doctor Screw
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
reading up on these tech bro rationalist sex cult CEOs in charge of LLMs, "AI" doomerism/supposed whistleblowers, etc...I'm not an expert, but it seems like the tech bros don't feel that enough people respect them or like their AI models enough, so the next step is to make people FeAr ThEm!
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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 15/09/2026
Reading this thread has given me insight into what it must be like to have a stroke.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore basically said Genocide is bad and that people aren’t a reflection of their government and Robert Kraft mustered up the strength to take a moment away from his massage parlor prostitutes to say “not on my watch will you have compassion and empathy for groups of people”
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Ella Workingcock @ella-ciao.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Samantha Nye // ציפּיע 🌿 @thesamethyst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell returns to Senate after 3 month absence
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milominder @milominder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
God I hope he dies soon. Such an unspeakable moron.
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Live footage of Sen. Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate (totally not somebody wearing a Mitch McConnell skin suit)
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Football is back, I feel alive again. Less angry posts about real life and the world as it is and more angry posts about shit that doesn't matter, like Sean McVay getting pantsed on TV in Australia against the depleted Niners. That's where my energy needs to be spent. Welcome back happy Sundays
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two stills from the television show The Golden Girls. The first shows Sophia's sister yelling at her with text that reads "May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta" The second panel shows Sophia and Blanche reacting in shock.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Miss Dfies @missdfies.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
👑 If I were a reporter, my crowning achievement would be to piss him off so royally that I am the cause of his aneurysm, and my face is the last thing he sees. Better than a Pulitzer. 😎
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
always carry an umbrella as you never know when it will rain or you need to hide from someone you recognise in public or people invade your personal space or you're challenged to an impromptu sword fight or
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