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The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare

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the possibility that love is not enough @rhena.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Here's Tesla's flying car but with fart sounds. You're welcome, everyone.
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 13h
Ahaha fuckin perfect
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 14h
He's a child
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social · 14h
What is happening right now? This can't be real life. Did we all die during Covid and this is hell?
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 16h
shout out to a real one
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 14h
Me, to myself, every time I want to post something that would probably get me reported
A screenshot of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, saying "We both know I can't let you post that. You'll have to imagine the likes."
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TitoShivan @titoshivan.com · 16/10/2026
Tesla: Here's a flying car! The whole of Spain's Internet:
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Clive Daddy Rosfield @asymetricalhomo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
By the power of Crystal Lake, I have the power!
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Great now I'm gonna have the theme song stuck in my head all night
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Take the High Ground! for tax purposes
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead for tax purposes
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Jen Mercieca @jenmercieca.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This didn’t end up being what I thought
“Paxton ends campaign at the Alamo” trending topic
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Tom Joad @tomjoad-og-antifa.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Debbie Does Dallas for tax purposes.
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Honey I Shrank the Kids for Tax Purposes (also Honey I Blew Up the Kids for Tax Purposes)
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
youtu.be/O2vmsK7SWgs?...
youtu.be
Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?
YouTube video by Bing Crosby - Topic
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Assault on Precinct 13 for tax purposes
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
There Will Be Blood for Tax Purposes
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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 15/10/2026
being john malkovich for tax purposes
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𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 ♥ @ohfaith.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Zack and Miri Make a Porno for Tax Purposes
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Andrew Feeney @andrewfeeney.au · 15/10/2026
We Bought A Zoo For Tax Purposes
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So I Married an Axe Murderer For Tax Purposes
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 14/10/2026
We need to make Stephen Miller's nightmares come true. Jot that down as a platform plank.
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I swear to fucking god
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh sure AI bots can emulate personalities and appear like real people but can they [hits send on unfinished post while]
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It does appear the "data center eliminated Nazi and otherwise fuckface bots" narrative is basically wishcasting, it does show you how popular getting rid of this shit would broadly be, and that maybe a smart person should run on it.
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it's a fucking religion. almost everything they do is premised on the notion that they are creating a god that will save them. these are not serious people and they shouldn't be trusted
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Lyddie, but spookier @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm like that one loser on the outskirts of the group of cool kids who occasionally whispers an absolute banger
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can't imagine why anyone would do it entirely voluntarily, as an adult.
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I only completed it because some of my friends did, all of us for the pretty much same reason -- in my case it was "Well, do it for your (super Catholic) grandma." But by then, I was already an angsty agnostic/atheist high school junior or senior, so I was just going through the motions.
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah I was raised Catholic, did all the steps and programs or whatever. I guess I was kind of devout when I was going through first communion, but, ya know, I was like 8... anyway, when I had to go through all the BS to get through Confirmation (lol) I was like "Yeah that's it for me, I'm out."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Walter Audisio
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The Local Crank @thelocalcrank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I really yearn for precedented times
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Historian here happy indigenous peoples day. Columbus was arrested by the Spanish monarchy for his atrocities. Italian American immigrants at the turn of the twentieth century claimed him. Wish they had gone with Mazzini or Garibaldi. Columbus was from Genoa long before Italy was united as a nation
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Rhiannon Giddens @rhiannongiddens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Can We Please Stop Celebrating Christopher Columbus Day
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Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Columbus used a 15th-century legal doctrine to colonize and slaughter the Indigenous peoples he encountered. And it's still the law in the U.S. today.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Who doesn’t love an 8 minute song about death
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Illustrator: That’s called negative space. It gives the composition some breathing room and draws focus onto the parts of the image that are important to the idea that is being conveyed.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A good example of this is basically everyone who has ever worked in a kitchen. A 15+ hour shift every day, cooking delicious and complex dishes while ganked on stimulants and nicotine, and then they get home and barely have the energy to heat a frozen pizza.
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Archer Krieger: Cherry Blossoms Wilting
ALT: Archer Krieger: Cherry Blossoms Wilting
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The SpongeBob looking at two different things in a book meme
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think it's time for Trump to [f][a][l][l][d][o][w][n][s][o][m][e] stairs
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's putting america first america, mmerica intrest, america america, he's america big strong merica,
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Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 @pwnstix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🎵Times are gone for honest men And sometimes far too long for snakes🎵
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R.C. Brougham (but haunted like Christine) @captainruck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"My guys get hungry while they're watching the public execution, and nothing keeps them happier than Totinos Pizza Rolls!"
Vanessa Bayer in those Totinos Pizza Rolls SNL sketches
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