Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22hAnyone who does polls can you add a question like "Would you send Donald Trump to Iran in chains if it cuts gas prices in half" 262227234
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Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23h1. Yes. Correct. 2. They better. 3. Good call. 4. I know of at least 25,000 plaintiffs. 11528135
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Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialan dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026thhe human body is just 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘥 with sphincters 26111
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialHilarie Ashton @hilarieashton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I wish there was some way to prevent this man from even thinking about women, let alone speaking to us or getting near us at all 1702
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Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialDead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They should have a full penetrative sex skit on SNL 0376
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Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialJared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Elon Musk’s PAC is running anti-lgbtq+ midterm ads on X. Not surprising but incredibly unsubtle 76872159
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 11/10/2026extracting the "calories" from food products and using their secret energy to fuel my movements 061
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Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854 151150896499
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punishedjeff.bsky.social @punishedjeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026gotta know if she was hot before we cast judgements 010
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026SCOTUS in a 6-3 decision decides states must help enforce the fugitive grandchildren act 769691
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialErica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence 5457031754
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialAmber 🦁 @sndlstudio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i'm developing my unicorn game and decided to look up and see if horses ever dive down into water naturally (???) and you would not believe my shock that americans in the past would actually use horses to dive as a "sport". that's fucking crazy what the fuck 3132
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialshy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 1872042804
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punishedjeff.bsky.social @punishedjeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Did he appear to suggest it or did he outright say it dipshit 000
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 193115233132
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialMother Jones @motherjones.com · 05/10/2026“Even if I got hit by a truck tonight. HHS will never go back to what it was before.”motherjones.comRFK is gloating that his changes to HHS are permanent“Even if I got hit by a truck tonight, HHS will never go back to what it was.” 218377139
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.social613 Antifascist @613afa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's crying about it. 173922
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Elon Musk, who is estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, most of whom will be children, is also history's most prolific creator and distributor of CSAM. He has basically infinite money to avoid facing any legal consequences whatsoever for his vast, vast crimes. 31287362
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialPolitico @politico.com · 04/10/2026Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI politi.co/4rJE8dIpolitico.comSam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI politi.co/4rJE8dISam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI politi.co/4rJE8dI 332323148
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialAsh @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Imperial Noble Consort of the Four Heirs has abruptly lost the Emperor’s favor. The Inner Court is stunned… 1257935
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2503555648
Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Russia is working on bio-weapons in Siberia.themoscowtimes.comNearly 200 People Under Observation After Irkutsk Lab Worker Dies From Plague - The Moscow TimesHealth authorities in Siberia’s Irkutsk region have placed nearly 200 people under medical observation after a laboratory worker died from plague, according to media reports and a statement by a regio... 951332675
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Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108622345
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Reposted by @punishedjeff.bsky.socialSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Scientists Destroy 99% of Cancer Cells in the Lab Using a Chemo-Free "Molecular Jackhammer" Activated by light, these tiny molecules vibrate 40 trillion times per second, tearing apart cancer cell membranes and destroying them without relying on chemotherapy. 601795647
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
