ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 13mOscar the grouch made me angry so i placed a cinderblock on top of the metal trash can lid 030
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 17hAwesome. Everything just happened all at once. Just great 🙄 050
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My fantasy football team is 15 elves. and tom brady of course 1110
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/10/20261700s guy far away from home: god i miss my wife. Let me go pluck a feather from a turkeys ass so i can write her a letter 0151
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Shall i compare thee to a summer's day. Sweaty filled with bugs 070
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Picard: Mr. Warf. Suplex that alien. Snap that alien in two over your knee 2202
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't lovey dovey love you anymore...it's over 040
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hes actually called Frankenstein's Monster. The guy who made him isn't called Frankenstein either, he renamed himself Frankenstein's monster fucker 180
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Im maximizing my screentime. Two iphones taped to my eyeballs one scrolling rapidly through social media feeds, the other blaring tiktok content directly into my brainstem. All the wrinkles of my brain are slowly smoothing out 050
Reposted by ghoulish goshghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 31/08/2026hello sir. we're here today because our minority report future prediction tech keeps saying youre going to lop your penis off with a katana by accident. not technically a crime but like obviously we have to stop it 0262
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Power went out in my neighborhood for seemingly no reason plus my phone's at 12 percent 150
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Finally getting around to playing Hate Plus and man this might even be better than Analogue: A Hate Story 100
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Misremembering the phrase: you have to pie the piper 060
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chuck e cheese birthday parties in my childhood were all about the magic of eating cheap pizza in front of a teenager on the verge of passing out from heat stroke in a rat costume 031
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Medieval german version of tax relief was leaving your two kids in the woods with a pile of bread and hoping a hungry witch takes care of everything 061
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Scorpion and the frog is not that sad because the frog was spending his life butt naked soaking wet eating flies. Act of mercy stinging him 1152
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Switched over from clip studio paint to try out krita and what an awesome piece of art software so far 180
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 24/09/2026most technology operates via a serious combination of beams and waves 0120
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love hanging out with you so much bro. Youre such a delight to have in class 0172
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Animorph talking to their significant other* your boss shouldn't treat you like that. here, let me transform into a mayalan tapir 040
Reposted by ghoulish goshStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/11/2025ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life 5584931801
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Before they invented the first Arby's your dad had to trek into the freezing cold every night and get gored by a wooly mammoth to bring home dinner 180
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*Responding to you saying boy im pooped, tears filling my eyes* what? What happened to you? 180
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am so glad i made this account. I've met so many amazing people on here and i'm grateful for that. Times have been tough but man it's a lot easier to deal with all of it with outlets like this and a community like this one 1140
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Responding to anyone correcting me with "well i dont know about the different scenarios" 1214
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 31/08/2026hello sir. we're here today because our minority report future prediction tech keeps saying youre going to lop your penis off with a katana by accident. not technically a crime but like obviously we have to stop it 0262
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 31/08/2026jonah's life went severely off the rails for him to be a preacher and end up getting eaten by a whale. ridiculous 040
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 31/08/2026welcome to the wild west. your choice of hobbies are to either get clobbered at point blank range in the back of the head with a six shooter while playing cards or you can devastate the buffalo population 0232
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 31/08/2026santa claus bored jacking his dick roughly 340 days a year probably. nothing really to do up in the north pole for most of the year 0110
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 31/08/2026man was never meant to be on the computer. they were meant to be eating a pear in the woods. and tormenting wildlife 0110
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 26/08/2026welcome to outback steakhouse. would you like some room temperature onion rings and a really hard and cold steak 180
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 26/08/2026used to try to feed my furby sand and grass as a kid 080
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 25/08/2026having spongebob as a roommate and you're slowly growing to resent him 170
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 24/08/2026youre really 30 years old still w a penis amulet 190
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 17/08/2026sorry for the lack of posting ive been rereading a song of ice and fire again 050
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Rat from ratatouille in his mouse hole writing bald people die on all the walls 1155
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 08/08/2026With xbox's new kinect technology, master chief's suit now jacks you, the player off 070
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 08/08/2026That one rich kid you knew growing up who had his birthday at chuckling cheese 1110
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 08/08/2026used to work with a guy who bragged about going to krispy kreme and balling up all the donuts so he could swallow each of them in one bite and pound back the full dozen in 60 seconds flat. sometimes i wonder what happened to him but most of the time i assume hes dead 0274
ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I just flew in from seattle and boy are my arms tired. From jacking off the whole flight 0243
