Master Chief just delivered my UberEats. Said he didn't want to talk about it. Cortana was visibly chain-smoking inside his helmet
Sam On The Computer
@samalexjohnston.bsky.social
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World's smartest idiot. World's dumbest genius. I look like David Cameron going undercover at Download Festival, and I do a podcast called 24 Bauer Party People. I'm not happy about it either.
![VISIBLY DYING JOHN LITHGOW, HOUSE POINTS PRIZE CEREMONY, FINALE OF POTTER REBOOT SEASON 1: It takes courage to stand up to one's enemies...
[Closeup on New Neville Longbottom]
LITHGOW: But more... to come out. I'm gay. Gay Dumbledore is me. It's textual this time
The house banners unfurl. They're rainbow flags. One has the progress triangle and it refurls and unfurls without it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ury6qgnq7h46syxsjhihnetl/bafkreiaee74xt5kttidk6aujrbezewj3gkuajot7rbryr6csmby7ef4g7m)
