Reposted by jackieHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I want to spend a week eating like I did in high school and see if I survive. 2353571104
Reposted by jackieHaunter @holybible.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Oh damn shout out these guys i guess 8788102188
Reposted by jackieKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/05/2025polyamory is just relationship capitalism where partners compete in the free market 8695482
Reposted by jackiejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025every time i am reminded what a vtuber is, i just think of this 1173243
Reposted by jackieStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025READ. THE. SUBHEAD. 737236435047
Reposted by jackieBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech 597253794
Reposted by jackiesoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 04/05/2025“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this” i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead. 522693232
Reposted by jackiedonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/05/2025More people should have ridiculous names. Why be David Smith when you could choose to be Screeblus Cocofinder 5499
Reposted by jackieandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 03/05/2025I bet a plane crashing into a house feels so good for the house 1334477
Reposted by jackieBasil 🐺🏕️ @basilwoof.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The little stray freaklet that spawned in my house a couple days ago. 2891730
Reposted by jackiecharlie 🎃 @shanyabug.bsky.social · 03/05/2025people being upset at chappell roan for her drag race costume that is clearly a critique of sex dolls and how men view women 2432
jackie @pullmyteeth.bsky.social · 03/05/2025i can't quote post with "LMFAOOO" but i hope you know that was my first instinct 010
Reposted by jackieOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/05/2025thumbs up reacting to your nut vid 1823430
Reposted by jackieceej @ceej.online · 02/05/2025vampire sticking a key into my thigh to shotgun me 12972131
Reposted by jackiemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/04/20251 like = 1 cabbage forced through my neighbor's letterbox in the middle of the night 615713
Reposted by jackieandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/04/2025I'm one (1) six-digit verification code away from a straight jacket 27882176
jackie @pullmyteeth.bsky.social · 29/04/2025booo boring reply the right answer was "wow" or "hell yeah" or something in a similar vein 110
Reposted by jackieGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/04/2025[american civil war] soldier: god this is terrible I hope no one reenacts this 74834648
Reposted by jackie𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/04/2025You’re like a single shoe abandoned in a parking lot. You must have a story but I don’t think I want to know what it is. 4447129
Reposted by jackieChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/04/2025If I was a person involved in exiling a two year old child with cancer to another country I would simply walk into the ocean and never return 25890911444
Reposted by jackiedarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/04/2025i am not saying jerry is to blame but i am also not not saying it 58145560
Reposted by jackie the ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 25/04/2025great. now ill nevre be able to afford a house 35164066
Reposted by jackieceej @ceej.online · 24/04/2025could software teach us something profound about the human experience? no. a computer cannot get horny 501248132
Reposted by jackieDanielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 22/04/2025i’m not calling twitter by its slave name 2075481
Reposted by jackieThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Look, the numbers are bad for Tesla, but I think with some hard work and dedication, we can make them worse 1123644655
Reposted by jackieAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/04/2025I’m like if a person foaming at the mouth was chill 21987157
Reposted by jackieDavid Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Pete Hegseth is clearly on his way out due to incompetence. I wonder if the next Secretary of Defense will be from Newsmax 2652610248
