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Mostly rocks

@pscindy.bsky.social
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I paint rocks and leave them for people to find. Maybe I'll post other things sometimes.

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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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The rock is a very light blueish purple watercolor, 1" high. It's standing upright with an orange line drawing of a shark, colored in with a lighter orange. The shark's open toothy mouth is drawn around the lower corner of the rock, and then the rest of the shark was drawn proportionally.
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Does anyone remember Land Shark from 70's SNL? Spoiler alert, that was really a person in a shark suit.  In contrast, this shark was literally made out of a tiny piece of land and is therefore an EVEN BETTER Land Shark. In this essay I willThe same rock, lying flat, so you can see the rest of the shark's body
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
(taking my brain out and polishing it on my shirt until it begins to work)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/01/2026
Please be patient We are short staffed Nobody wants to go to war anymore We will be invading your country shortly Please stay in line We appreciate your patience
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I feel like i must have been bitten by a radioactive old man
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
if bsky tanks i guess i’ll go back to saying stupid, weird, uncomfortable things to various cashiers and waitstaff
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dragons can look like camels sometimes. Prove me wrong.
We're going to start with the back of the rock today. You can tell because the quarter is tails-side-up. The rock is approx 1x2" and slightly too flat to be an egg shape. 

I started by drawing tiny black circles that then turned into overlapping scales. Most of the scales are varying blues and greens, but there's some red and yellow too. 

This rock sat on my table like this for weeks.  I knew it wasn't done, but I didn't know what was supposed to happen next.

Then I remembered seeing other people's rocks turned into creatures hatching out of cracked eggs. 

If this was an egg, it was probably a dragon egg. Could I draw a dragon?

---><--- The answer turned out to be a definite "maybe." You know, depending on how strictly you're classifying what dragons look like.

There's a jagged black star on this side,  with some thicker lines extending off the outer angles. There's a magenta creature head, front-facing, just sort of suspended in the void. (Huh. Maybe it would have been better if I added a neck? Nope too late the photo is posted & we're moving on.)

The head has a snout and an open mouth, large round eyes, and a tuft of spiky hair. My best guess is that it looks kind of like a camel? Are those camel ears? Frankly, I don't want to know what camel ears look like and you can't make me find out.

The thing is though, I'm pretty sure camels don't hatch out of eggs. Ergo, it's a dragon. 

Yes, a dragon. Of course. There was never any doubt. All those other alleged dragons you may have seen, that looked nothing at all like this?

Well I guess they might also have been dragons. I think I'm demonstrably not a dracologist here.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Love makes you do crazy things. One time I jumped out of the bushes wearing a panda costume and shot my mailman with a blow dart
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." -- Ford Prefect
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2025
scarecrows fix holes in their clothes with pumpkin patches
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Yaay flannel szn
A selfie of a woman with a blue and grey flannel. Her phone is blocking most of her face, but she has glasses and shoulder length blondish** hair. She also has a grey tshirt with a cat wearing earphones and sitting behind a DJ setup.

** I have never been able to satisfactorily describe my hair color. Light brown? Wheat, maybe? Just don't call it dishwater blonde, I hate that.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The older you get, the less fonts you use, unless you find the fontin' of youth
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Post something random or else
A group of skeletons are sitting in lawn chairs in a circle. They are all wearing wigs and clothes. Behind them is a stage with maybe 30 other skeletons, some full size & some kid sized. Some of the skeletons onstage have instruments. 

My friend & I found this on a road trip, somewhere between Madison and Cedarburg. Her GPS took us off the interstate for reasons known only to itself, but when we passed this, we were forever grateful. 

This is my friend who will always know what Red Dwarf quote is most relevant to any situation. She said the ones in the chairs reminded her of Kryten's crewmates from that one episode. 

Also, please understand that I'm not personally telling you to "post or else." I hate that. No one needs that kind of pressure. But, you know, if you have something fun to share and you enjoy quote post chains, go for it.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"I'm sorry Mr. Fogerty, we're all out of first class seats." "Oh, put me in coach."
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I’m not saying it would fix everything, but have we considered a nationwide dance craze
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Before & after
The rock is green watercolor. There's clearly a tattoo there, but it could be just about anything. Sometimes the tattoos I use end up not showing up particularly well on a watercolor background & sometimes the tattoo itself is just odd. 

My best guess is that it's supposed to be a fawn, but its neck is twisted around so that the fawn is now looking back over its shoulder? The same rock, but better. I made the legs wider and completely redid the head. The new creature is outlined in turquoise blue, mostly pale peach but with orange streaks. The head is facing forward, with a large spiky face and pointy ears. It has round eyes and a large oval nose, which is light blue.
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harpy @harpy.party · 29/09/2025
i bet there's a certain comfort in giving in and fully succumbing to space madness
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
She's so good at hiding
Olly, a very silly brown and white cat, is lying on the floor.  Her head is behind the corner of a blanket hanging off the edge of my bed. I don't want to tell her,  but her entire body is in plain sight.
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"🍐" - pear quote
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 27/09/2025
My pop culture references are older than people who are whole ass adults
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Rick Aaron @rickaaron.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Select all the photos of traffic lights to proceed to Heaven -RAPTCHA
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I like how it's maybe not immediately obvious that this is another D6
Oh who am I even kidding.  From this angle it's not even immediately obvious that this alleged cube even has six sides. Based solely on this photo, all one can confidently say is that there's some sort of indeterminate concentric pattern in purple blue orange green. 

The 1st comment will be a video. Each individual side has a thin purple number, outlined in repeated colors until the edges meet the edges of the numbers on the adjacent sides.
Another angle.  Now that you know what you're looking at, it's easier to see that this is a 2, on its side
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
people don’t have paintings with eye holes through which they might watch their unassuming guests anymore
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
BEHOLD! My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game! "i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm. brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran... Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
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i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Good news: I dreamed that I got a raise. Looking forward to having a little more dream cash in my pocket each month.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Thinking about becoming more normal. Might just get super weird instead
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
You see this, post a concert pic you took
I saw The Flaming Lips last month. There were dozens of huge beach balls bouncing through the crowd.
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I know that if I have the 3rd cup of coffee, that will be Too Much Coffee. Coffee is really delicious though so....
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
That's an Anthology called "Tombs" I really appreciate you looking though!
A closeup of the shelf that was behind one of the stacks
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Ooo good info! I remember a pink cover, but I don't remember the color of the spine
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
(I'm all out of bookshelves now. Any further likes are of course appreciated, but I can’t give you any more photos)
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Bottom shelf, and a duplicate of a shelf we've already seen. There just wasn't a good angle to get this particular shelf in two photos, because of my desk
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It's probably safe to assume that the book I want won't be behind the piles of more recently aquired books, but if you really want to see what's back there just let me know
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Another shelf that was hard to get a good angle because of my desk. 2nd shelf has a framed picture of my all-time BFF cat, Bertie.
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
This shelf was hard to photograph because my desk is right there.  Looks like it's mostly Pratchett though so I think that's OK

The top shelf has Tiny Scotty Aukerman and JW Stillwater.  Someday, I really want to make a little TV studio for them to hang out in. For now, they just have a table with a globe, and JW has a pet axolotl
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Lol I knew I liked you. Thanks for checking!
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Omg why am I like this
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
This is the shelf I can reach while I'm working at my desk so it's really bad. Check out the eyeball vending machine on the top shelf.
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Bottom of shelf two. There's a jar of wheat pennies, a round bottle with a fish, a purple muppety guy.
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Another shelf. There's a rack of drying watercolor rocks, a family of Axolotl and another Grover.  My favorite thing though is the tiny bookshelf, which is also a mix of books & assorted treasures, but tiny. (I don't think the book Im looking for is on the tiny shelf)
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Bottom half of the same shelf. Noteworthy items include a Grover, several paintbrushes, and a photo of an absolute doofus, aged 14, with a terrible perm and huge coke-bottle glasses. She is dancing with her grandfather at a family event.
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The book I'm looking for is Bunny by Mona Awad. I think the cover was pink?
It's a bookshelf. I'm not going to list all the book titles because that defeats the purpose of you looking at them for me. The shelf also has, among other things, a tiny robot with a clock in his stomach who is holding a Minecraft creeper mask, a Get Out of Jail Free card, two different crocheted octopuses.
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Ok FINE I guess I have to do everything around here
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
One like=one bookshelf photo
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I'm trying to find a book that I'm 95% sure I own. My library is a chaotic mess. If I start posting photos of random shelves, would it be fun for you to try and find it for me?
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 20/09/2025
I called the jerk store and you answered the phone! Because the jerk store closed down and became a vape store, and you’re the new manager. It was really nice to hear you’re doing better, it sounds like you’re in a much better place these days. I hope you and Brenda work it out. Love ya, brother.
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 21/09/2025
YEARS of my life: am i completely out of [product] or am i just not seeing it?
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
This is why I don't ever use the fancy bookmark
A brown cat named Farnsworth is sitting on my lap on the couch. There's a stack of books piled on the couch armrest. Farnsie is within paw's reach of a bookmark with a fascinating red string and a super delicious yellow bead hanging out the top edge and he's trying to eat the bead. It's only a matter of time before he pulls out the bookmark. 

Closer examination reveals that there's also a scrap of paper at about the 10% completed mark, which is probably my real bookmark. Also, that's not even the book I was reading last night. 

If I Sherlock Holmes this all out, my best guess is that someone, possibly me, put the beaded bookmark there specifically for the cats' amusement. Then, someone, probably not me, gathered up a pile of partially read books and stacked them on the couch armrest.
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Mostly rocks @pscindy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Mr Rocks asked me what this was supposed to be. I'm honestly not sure if it's a skill issue on my part, or if this is finally the proof that one of us is from an alternate dimension. Please tell me if you immediately understood what I was going for, or if you are also possibly a pod person
The rock is white with a basic sheet-style ghost outlined in black, but with far too many eye holes. Underneath the ghost, I wrote "....I got a rock"

I thought about saying what it is here, but that feels like cheating.  If you don't get it, I guess we're all just going to have to live with that.
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