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I share a small front yard with my neighbour. I keep the grass mowed myself all summer. I saw him raking leaves and thought that it was nice of him. He's finished raking now

A front lawn that is exactly half raked on one side

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I buy all my fetish gear from Canadian Tire

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:

A classic Sesame Street thing where 2 aliens are trying to cooperate in order to reach and eat nectarines

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don't get caught up in celebrity culture and the only time I was ever "starstruck" was the time I met Joe Strummer, but I gotta say this was extremely cool to see

A screenshot... I said "Flavor Flav was always great but he's an absolute fucking hero these days"

And Flav hit the like

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A penne for your thoughts This offer expires Sunday

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey here's a picture of my next door neighbour pissing off the front step. I keep telling him to not do that.

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This fuckin guy walking on my leg like he pays rent. FOH

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is what I'm wearing right now

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

T Shirt Check! I wish these checks were a bigger thing here, like it used to be on the fascist shitsite Just got this one today That graphics are very cool because at first glance, it looks like an orange red background, but if you look more closely, the black is the silhouette of a goat's head

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'm not leaving here until Jack hits me

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I sent it to my BIL and this was his reply...

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I swear to you that I am wearing this shirt right now and took this pic ten seconds ago

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

80's movie trivia: Who owns this ass?

The ass of a guy washing his blue classic Buick, and the caption says, "I was raised on the radio"

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Walking my dog this morning: "Let's go the other way buddy"

A gaggle of geese overtaking the walking path at a local park

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Oh yeah, Marc? What about this guy though?

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

We talk about quicksand and the Bermuda triangle, but what are some other things you thought you'd be more exposed to whilst growing up? I'll start:

A guy from Sleepaway Camp 2 yelling, "PANTY RAID!"

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Surprised that this hasn't yet been posted

A cartoon of a men selling "apostrophe's! Use em for plural's!"

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I've said it before... The Vapids are one of my favourite bands.

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I hate wasps and hornets and yellow jackets generally, but have you ever seen a mud dauber wasp? Extremely cool looking, kinda iridescent and totally chill around humans.

A mud dauber wasp which looks like a Starship Troopers villain but will not kill you nearly as much

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The graphics on the bag are hilarious

A bag of ten 1000mg gummies for a total of 10k mg

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So my jalapeños are doing great but my green peppers have been slow... I think I'm about to get a bunch of new ones. I've only harvested one so far, and this is the second one. No idea why they're so small but they're cute as hell, and tasty