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Hecubus

@protocrawl.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1.9K following 6.5K posts

I hate hate, love punk & jazz & horror & other nice things. ADHD, supportive of neurodiversity and things that make you you. Novice whimsical skedaddler. Pepsi is better than Coke. 100mg is a low level gummy. God is in your pet. Send SASE for more details

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 48m
I got hooped babe
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good theme song though
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They never ask for our opinion
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I buy all my fetish gear from Canadian Tire
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Usmes
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ya know, in that context it's really surprising... I would figure that radio is used much more often in vehicles than in homes these days, and therefore it would be more important than ever to adhere to standards that should be obvious
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And car horns. Not nearly as bad, but still makes me say who the what the while I'm driving
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Great show, lots of laughs
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sleepy Dwarf Yawning
ALT: Sleepy Dwarf Yawning
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Block this fucking idiot
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LIES
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No you're just not worth it you fucking loser
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SandyLee🍁 @leeram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The CBC, Canada's public broadcaster, is now playing Israeli tourism ads on CBC Gem. The CBC is encouraging Canadians to visit a country currently conducting a genocide and ethnic cleansing of 2 different countries. The CBC is accepting ad revenue for a genocidal state.
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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wishing a happy birthday to The Ring and Mulholland Drive star Naomi Watts!
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, it's like, "Pat, pat! Pat, pat!" And everyone named Pat runs over and performs the job to which they'd been assigned from birth
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just you wait and see if I procrastinate
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just remembered the time about 20 years ago when my brother's car was broken into. Among other things, they stole his 100 CD wallet filled with classic rock and metal albums. When he got in his car, he found one CD: a copy of Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits. He was PISSED, but he appreciated the joke
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stay ready: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBei...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry for the way I’m dressed I have karate class after the funeral
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
born to dawdle forced to giddy up
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DTJ's Addiction
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I never said it out loud, but I did this aaaall the time during covid
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
47 years ago Jake Burns of Stiff Little Fingers played at the second Rock Against Racism in Brockwell Park in London, September 1979.  Photo by Virginia Turbett #punk #punks #punkrock #rar #rockagainstracism #jackburns #stifflittlefingers #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Confirmed. I did the same job for 20 years. Another thing is that the collections department is ALWAYS better staffed than customer service.
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My kid has one of those insulated lunch bags with room for ice packs. Every day when she brings it home I sing, "Lunch sack, baby lunch sack" and I think that's why she doesn't speak to me anymore
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trademark that term Copyright your rack Nobody gets something for nothing, make them pay
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OTOH, a year from now there's gonna be a band called Bad Tits, and they will owe it all to you and this specific skeet. You've unleashed creativity
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Algorithm magic
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don't have to wait to get invited to fuck off, take some initiative.
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She is too good to be of this Earth
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The eyes are the red flags of the soul.
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OOOOHHHHH
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WTF? 1/2
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Condolences, she was a beautiful girl.
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please. I just need closure. Why did you park like that?
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would love this
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We can only lmao
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh damn where did you find these
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Came here for this
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The Pretenders @thepretenders.com · 22/09/2026
40 years of 'Don't Get Me Wrong', released on this day in 1986. -PretendersHQ
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really? That's great, and interesting as hell
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YES
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My skeets are funnier if you have something wrong with you
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Rie @gftomatoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At my daughter's house. She calls this "Tell My Plants I Tried"
A plastic skeleton on the ground, surrounded by dead tomato and lavender plants.
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks so much Julie!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Sorry your boyfriend thinks cunnilingus is a type of cloud.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my eyes look really pretty today but i can’t show you since 99% of my followers are spies trying to biohack my retina scanner
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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And there are no times when they are not
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