Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/10/2026I don’t know what to do with this information 621416
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistDavid @crookedknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here 8857129
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts theonion.com/conversation-about-non… 171576126
Tarpeian Socialist @praxisperuser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026he/her god from erstwhile Susan Collins supporter is such an awesome New England energy 000
Tarpeian Socialist @praxisperuser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have beaten Control: Resonant. I reckon I could play new Control games forever. 000
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026stealing my own posts from Twitter but it made me laugh 771697
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison. 7779091408
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialistkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/09/2026CONTROL RESONANT (2026) 343965
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Embrace “weird but I don’t care” thought. 832829
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3360291482
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Apropos of nothing, I would like to talk about Spam. Like, the actual meat, not the internet spam. It's good meat at an affordable price. The good people of Hawaii and Korea have integrated into their regional cuisines in a perfectly respectable manner. It deserves more respect. 3614313
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialist☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026dealer: got that 🔥 strains called "Cadia Falls" me: yea cadia sure wtvr man sounds lame. i dont even feel shit me, 5 mins later, w/ a chainsaw: this is not a foxhole. this is NOT a foxhole my buddy, mechanically spider-pacing: from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me 34811
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistAnnie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus 5757103
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialistgeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026commanders! surround me with your most shaven twunks 5629
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistCadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The new Tropico needs a social media feed where, if your government starts shitting the bed, one of your advisors goes “Is this good” over everything from a colossal treasury deficit to your only fire station being on fire 2567
Tarpeian Socialist @praxisperuser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Control 2 and Ace Combat 8 releasing so close together is violence upon my person 010
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A minimum population size for local government in general would solve literally hundreds of problems. Lots of cities should be annexed or disincorporated. 451126136
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialist(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Load-bearing post 21159289
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch 422686484
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Calm 2044816
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me too bitch, you're not special. 12387891680
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistNick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I am in a twisted way grateful I spent the first few years of my life quite poor out in the boonies before I became an effete coastal elite and liberal. It means I know exactly how bigoted enormous swathes of this country are. And let me tell you: they’re REALLY goddamn bigoted. 1259058
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialistheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026the next generation of game developers don’t need a special grant for 20 geniuses to get some walking around money they need entry level jobs that a) exist and b) keep existing next quarter 61215277
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialistheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026honestly best direct of the year. they then spent fifteen minutes doing this for one of the most played-by-everyone games in history. this is so much better than i could have expected 260485
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Why do they get to have nice things (fistfights with the most punchable men on the planet) 5693
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261721062
Tarpeian Socialist @praxisperuser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm mildly amused how orthogonal this shit is 000
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialistdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Neon Genesis Evangelion is better than Care Bears. 49626
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 01/09/2026in a phrase: they hate us for our freedoms.liberalcurrents.comEditor's Notes: They Hate Us For Our FreedomsThe existence and idea of freedom and cosmopolitan diversity is an existential threat to authoritarians big and small. 18722
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialistlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out 532870569
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistIfy Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 30/08/2026Wrong. Goku would simply be disinterested in Road Runner because he displays cunning not strength. Vegeta on the other hand, would spend 5 episodes of B story getting his shit rocked. 432956737
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialist"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This position - that fascism is somehow super-liberalism rather than anti-liberalism - has always struck me as silly to the point of childishness. Which liberal principle do fascists take to an extreme? Do they believe in private property? No, they're aggressively statist and corporatist. 4552482
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistBoner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it. 2162541959
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to a legend 9104551948
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I kinda love nonsensical gear requirements in RPGs. You are too stupid to wear this hat. Fuck you. Should've been a wizard if you want to wear a pointy hat. You lack the brainpower to put in on. 6776
Tarpeian Socialist @praxisperuser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Based on the end of this video I would love to see how this thing handles deceleration 000
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialistleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026mr president you look like a centaur sawed in half any comment 11959
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Air to Ground Message: HOW DO I TELL THE OPTIMIZER I DONT WANT TO FLY THRU THE WHITE SANDS MISSILE RANGE Area: Austin, TX, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a8864fb8fbe F: #f94a6fd462a 2310119
Reposted by Tarpeian Socialistriley 🐇☄️ @smudgebap.com · 01/03/2026kingdom hearts 4 if nomura locks in 102363844
Reposted by Tarpeian SocialistStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Honestly, I think the plot is funny in a perverse sort of way. "Why does everyone treat us like we're about to explode into a giant demon monster?" asks mage about to explode into a giant demon monster. 7933
![November @postoctobrist
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[Nazi Germany, 1945]
WEHRMACHT: do you really need to be able to walk to hold a panzerfaust
KRIEGSMARINE: none of these guys are with me
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