Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just learned Parker Messick pumps up with Creed. Against the Pope??? Sox in 3, unfortunately. 000
Reposted by Pat O’NeilColin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's really depressing how terrible Deshaun Watson had to get for Browns fans to boo him and how not-particularly-good he has to be in order to elicit cheers. 47911
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comKill Bill Very Good MemeALT: Kill Bill Very Good Meme 000
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My beloved guardians blew a save then drew six (6) walks in the top of the 9th. Disgusting game! Sickos! 010
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s decorative Guard season, mother fuckers. Everyone hates my stupid baseball team just because they are bad and somehow always in the playoffs. It’s the only thing in my life that makes me feel powerful. 010
Reposted by Pat O’NeilPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102186246
Reposted by Pat O’Neilbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow 133211556
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Bill Moro remembers 9/11 fondly.” One of my all time favorite pieces of journalism. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-man-who-...welcometohellworld.comThe Man Who Bowled a Perfect Game on 9/11And never bowled a perfect game again 0226
Reposted by Pat O’NeilThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-j… 182168210
Reposted by Pat O’Neilthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced" 1556565765
Reposted by Pat O’Neillauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026woke: national hot dog day bespoke: 492584651
Reposted by Pat O’Neiljourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/07/2024Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path 221267539
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The difference between how we treat cancer now compared to the 70s is essentially the difference between using mustard gas and an unmanned aerial drone on a battlefield. We were literally using mustard gas to treat cancer in the 70s lmao. 110
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 12/06/202665 mph is plenty, my Camry gets like 55 mpg. Driving the speed limit on the interstate is the only time I feel powerful in this world. 000
Reposted by Pat O’Neil🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month! 257352842
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I believe the Phoenix Suns would have very easily beaten the Spurs in this series. 000
Reposted by Pat O’Neilmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah... 32811380
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I think the Phoenix Suns could have very easily beat the Spurs in this series. 000
Reposted by Pat O’NeilJane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/05/2026repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck 2578256
Reposted by Pat O’Neilʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 17/05/2026art torn from the pages of real life 226424
Reposted by Pat O’NeilLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Var Lawrence, who wrote this piece below for Hell World about being locked down in a nursing home in NYC during the peak of Covid has passed away. Chip in a few bucks for his funeral if you can. Thank you. www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-v...gofundme.comDonate to Honoring Var’s Life & Legacy, organized by Var's FriendsVar was a beloved father, grandfather, neighborhood legend, friend, artist, and colleague.… Var's Friends needs your support for Honoring Var’s Life & Legacy 212755
Reposted by Pat O’Neilactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 01/05/2026New Action Cookbook Newsletter! Wait, *today* is Friday? I'm a bit disoriented after a day at the races yesterday, but it's Kentucky Derby weekend, and the ACBN is geared up to make it a great one, with food, drink, music, pets and more! Riders up, y'all. www.actioncookbook.com/acbn-friday-...actioncookbook.comACBN Friday 5/1/26: Riders UpWho's gonna ride your wild horses? The ACBN Friday Newsletter, that's who. 0131
Reposted by Pat O’NeilChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Mad Max movie where he stumbles into a guy named Bruce who just has Solar on his house and an EV and he's basically fine. 472172196
Reposted by Pat O’NeilFrankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 29/04/2026to every man to whom this brickhead dogshit applies: grow the fuck up 519825
Reposted by Pat O’Neil#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I continue to he just like lebron -over 40 - enjoys bucket hats - sciatica is ruining my life 675778
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 21/04/2026(squinting) I didn’t realize so many people in Indiana went to Arby’s for their undergrad. 010
Reposted by Pat O’NeilLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/04/2026You ever notice how much better the world was back when me and the boys were riding around with the Kerplunk cassette blasting in the tape deck, $5 in our pockets for BK, no bills, no back pain, no pain, no pain, no pain? 132009
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 17/04/2026You know what? I’m glad the no hitter ended. First Cleveland no hitter in 45 years would have been in front of 1,100 people. 000
Reposted by Pat O’NeilJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100052094
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 12/04/2026You have to enjoy being alive to write this well about death, and at least a small part of you has to hate being alive to understand the many many cruel jokes. Luke is the best we have at this, which is a compliment and a curse. 0396
Reposted by Pat O’Neillauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/04/2026being a guy in a mostly woman office environment is the greatest gig in human history if they can just get over the "treat them like people" hurdle 1313533380
Reposted by Pat O’NeilPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026cognitive reframing: I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am out of milk because I am disorganized -> negative affect I am putting ice cream in my coffee -> I am making affogato, a sophisticated italian dessert -> positive affect 522411286
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Have a plan to efficiently pick up your chilies and leave Hatch, New Mexico. 010
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 04/04/2026All due respect to my Connecticut brothers and sisters but UConn women down late rates exactly the same as Duke men losing, in my mind. Hold my calls for the 4th quarter. 100
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Plenty of room on the Chase Delauter bandwagon. (Everyone who joins the bandwagon will miss 6-8 weeks with a lat strain) 010
Reposted by Pat O’NeilDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
