Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“We named him Fluke because that’s what I fed him that first day” is as thorough of a cat owner origin story as I’ve ever heard. 1160
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I did say “why did we roster bibee?” (to no one in particular my wife doesn’t care) when armstrong came in so, I guess I’m wearing the results here Go Guards! 100
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I saw Jack in Phoenix last night and the biggest crowd reactions were Hotel Yorba and Black Math. The people want Meg to get her respect. 020
Reposted by Pat O’NeilColin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's really depressing how terrible Deshaun Watson had to get for Browns fans to boo him and how not-particularly-good he has to be in order to elicit cheers. 47911
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Talmbout, sleepy time dang ol’, wake him up before you go. 030
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comKill Bill Very Good MemeALT: Kill Bill Very Good Meme 000
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There’s something magic about torching bacon and onions in a 1200 degree oven. I also thought broccoli on a New Haven pizza was mind blowing and I don’t really like broccoli. 011
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have to remember that “I miss New Haven” and “I miss New Haven pizza” are extremely different thoughts. But man, sometimes I miss New Haven. 070
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My beloved guardians blew a save then drew six (6) walks in the top of the 9th. Disgusting game! Sickos! 010
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s decorative Guard season, mother fuckers. Everyone hates my stupid baseball team just because they are bad and somehow always in the playoffs. It’s the only thing in my life that makes me feel powerful. 010
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Well, it’s about to leave Netflix” I mumble before starting my fourth viewing of Full Metal Jacket. 060
Reposted by Pat O’NeilPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102186246
Reposted by Pat O’Neilbrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow 133211556
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pepe’s is the standard experience, go there first. Then, for round 2, have a better pizza at Modern. 130
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Everybody deserves “access to” the good thing. But not the good thing. 140
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Bill Moro remembers 9/11 fondly.” One of my all time favorite pieces of journalism. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-man-who-...welcometohellworld.comThe Man Who Bowled a Perfect Game on 9/11And never bowled a perfect game again 0226
Reposted by Pat O’NeilThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-j… 182168210
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My number one lifestyle priority is to eat beef tallow french fries whenever and wherever I feel like it. Number two, really it’s 1a and 1b, is to have blue steel erections well into my 80s. And if you make me take two different pills I’m going to flip out. 010
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We got Alax and Aløx warming up if it gets a little dicey in the late innings. 010
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026make sure you turn on Find My Wife. Please send proof of wife once you get there. et cetera and so forth. 0110
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026In my first varsity baseball game I hit a three run homer then gave up back to back to back to back doubles. Can’t even imagine how good that would have felt in reverse. 010
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Couple potatoes, some broth, baby you got a stew going. 010
Reposted by Pat O’Neilthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced" 1556562765
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m not losing sleep over the theoretical Toyota Tacoma. I would be thinking about who I would have hired to be my paella chef (Jose Andres). 020
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Too much credit for the cursed timeline is given to the Cubs winning, not enough given to the LeBron victory. He was even at game 7. We almost had two Cleveland championships in one year, the punishment for our decadence and hubris has been harsh. But fair. 120
Reposted by Pat O’Neillauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026woke: national hot dog day bespoke: 492582651
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It is also a hopeful prayer for a just God and the possibility of judgment. 020
Reposted by Pat O’Neiljourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/07/2024Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path 221267539
Pat O’Neil @pqoneil.bsky.social · 03/07/2026First I’m hearing of this. Let alone all of the money debt. 050
